Miley Cyrus sticks to dressing like a failed 90’s girl group band member turned stripper fallen on hard times and is known for taking pics of herself circa 2003 Myspace slut, so it stands to reason Miley would jump on a lingerie deal.
Lindsay Lohan: Rehab is Like a Vacation
March 3, 2010 By Leave a Comment
Yup. This pretty much says it all. Lindsay Lohan recently blabbed to The Sun about how her dad is a massive douche and led her to drug abuse, but now she insists she is all better and “allowed to drink again” because she went to a Costco version of rehab. (Remembah that? No? Well, Click HERE to read up on her daddy issues.)
After that story spread through the net she was photographed partying 3 consecutive nights and even allegedly getting drunk and throwing cigarettes at waitresses. (Click HERE for Lindsay’s London Drunken Debacle.)
Now she is unleashing even more verbal fireworks for us to giggle about.
Via SF Gate:
“The second two times I went to rehab, I had to go because it was a court thing. It was an obligation. I had to do it to stay out of getting any jail time. And I took responsibility for that. And it was like a vacation.
“I love meeting new people and seeing what they’ve been experiencing. That’s what I go through in different characters. And I met some great people. It was a nice time to shut everyone off for a while because there was so much noise… It was a positive experience. When I was there it was like, there’s a lot of people that I know who should really be here now, not for drugs or alcohol abuse – just to learn about life. The world is nuts.”
I am surprised she did add: “Rehab is like an untapped well of Ambien! It’s like organized networking for blow whores with a bit of yoga mixed in.”
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Robert Pattinson’s Nude Details Photos and NSFW Video
February 14, 2010 By 6 Comments
Details Magazine scored an interview with the Keeper of the Unicorn Field. Robert Pattinson hasn’t had a moment of rest in between filming the ‘Twilight’ saga, participating in several other films (Bel Ami, Remember Me), press events, junkets, photo shoots and endless interviews discussing every angle of his life.
“Seriously, you eventually realize you can’t make every single decision. I was always building, always protecting something. At the same time, I seemed to be losing the ability to move. I’d protected myself into checkmate. Even mentally.” In that moment, he has a realization: “I can barely remember the last two years. Not like a haze of partying or anything like that. Just . . . it’s been crazy.”
[Robert Pattinson Nude, NSFW Video for Details Magazine]
Being stalked on a daily basis has grown monotonous. Pattinson jokes about the crazy fans and has been forced to find the humor in having a target on his back.
“I find it really funny—if I got shot, I would literally be in hysterics. I would be like, ‘Are you serious? Jesus Christ, get Zac Efron! He’s got more social relevance than I do.’”
The photo spread accompanying the interview (seen below) was difficult for Sparklepants. Two naked women simply made him uncomfortable during the NSFW Robert Pattinson photo shoot.
“I really hate vaginas. I’m allergic to vagina. But I can’t say I had no idea, because it was a 12-hour shoot, so you kind of get the picture that these women are going to stay naked after, like, five or six hours. But I wasn’t exactly prepared. I had no idea what to say to these girls. Thank God I was hungover.”
The Rest of the Details Magazine Interview Coverage is Below the Cut. Click “Read More…” Below the NSFW Photos of Robert Pattinson to Read About His Thoughts on Porn and More Photos…. OR You Can See the Newly Released Eclipse Movie Stills of Robert and Kristen’s Bed Scene by Clicking HERE!
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Taylor Launter Wet on a Beach – Photos
October 9, 2009 By 1 Comment
How about a little eye candy to help you through the weekend? Taylor Lautner was dripping wet and looking super sexy on Thursday as he took part in a Rolling Stone photo shoot on a LA beach. He was having fun during the shoot – doing back flips, tossing a football around, and oh yea, did I mention that he was wet? This is almost enough to make me jump from the Team Edward bandwagon over to Team Jacob… almost. The “Twilight” wolfpack hunk showed off his back muscles and was having quite a bit of fun on a motorcycle, showing off his balancing skills while riding around. Want to see more?? There 52 pictures in total and its a shame that we can’t put them all up so you can hope on over here to check them all out.
How is this boy only 17….I just don’t understand it. I’ve come to the conclusion that this “only 17″ business is either a clever hoax, or else he’s really a wolf and has recently grown into full maturity, because WOW! 17-year olds just don’t look like this! Ok, I’m not a full fledged cougar just yet… I’m still a cub, but still he is younger than me and I can’t help reaching out for a shamwow when I see him! Its so wrong that they dangle jail-bait infront of us like this!
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Jessica Simpson Talks About Failure in Vanity Fair – Photos
May 4, 2009 By Leave a Comment
Jessica Simpson took time out from her failed country music career to do a spread for Vanity Fair. The “With You” singer even landed on the cover. (I am guessing all the cool kids were busy.)
Simpson has faced a lot of downfalls lately. Her musical endeavors have plunged as she attempted to reinvent herself in the Opry world. The album failed to even reach the 200,000 marker in sales and 2 of her attempts at films also went down the crapper. “Blonde Ambition,” which barely made $1,771 it’s opening weekend, was followed by “Major Movie Star” going straight to DVD. While on tour she also flubbed many of her live performances. Most assumed she was having a break down.
Via Vanity Fair:
“When it comes to media criticism, that’s just something I have had to train myself – literally train myself – to ignore. Because I’m the one up there onstage, and I can feel the energy of the crowd. And I know when I did good. And I know when I did great. And there wasn’t one time on this tour when I felt like I butchered it. I mean, the way people make it sound, I should have never been singing in the first place.”
(Hmm….there’s a thought.) Despite the failures she seems to be becoming synonymous with, Jessica seems to have faith that things will turn around.
“There will always be another opportunity,” she says, “another door to walk through.”
Awww…she’s like the little engine that could. Only a little less astute.
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Lily Allen is the New Face of Chanel, Karl Lagerfeld Confirms
May 1, 2009 By 4 Comments
Our Lady of Drunken Ruckus, Lily Allen, has been dubbed the new face of Chanel’s handbag campaign. Rumors that Allen has gone to work for Karl have been circulating for a few years. In November of 2006 she was said to be meeting with Lagerfeld for a 2007 campaign.
Lily has become a walking advertisement of the label, decked from head to toe in Chanel on several public appearances lately. She also sat in the front row at the Fall 2009 Runway Presentation. Karl Lagerfeld himself has finally confirmed that she is the new face of the handbag campaign code named Chanel Coco Cocoon and is due to start shooting next week.
Per WWD:
“Karl Lagerfeld has cast another surprising personality for his next Chanel handbag campaign: Lily Allen. “She’s fun,” enthused Lagerfeld, who plans to turn his lens on the British pop star next week.”
Meh…why not.
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