Ashlee Simpson Women’s Wear Daily Photoshopped Glory – Photos

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Ashlee Simpson has won the photoshop award for her spread in Women’s Wear Daily. Seriously. Who looks at this terrible airbrushing job and says to themselves, “Yup. Job well done here! Replacing Ashlee’s legs with Unrealistic Expectations Ballerina Barbie’s was a freaking sweet idea! Now, who’s ready for some Jimmy John’s?”

At least the Stella McCartney dress is cute.

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Jessica Simpson Talks About Failure in Vanity Fair – Photos

Jessica Simpson took time out from her failed country music career to do a spread for Vanity Fair. The “With You” singer even landed on the cover. (I am guessing all the cool kids were busy.)

Simpson has faced a lot of downfalls lately. Her musical endeavors have plunged as she attempted to reinvent herself in the Opry world. The album failed to even reach the 200,000 marker in sales and 2 of her attempts at films also went down the crapper. “Blonde Ambition,” which barely made $1,771 it’s opening weekend, was followed by “Major Movie Star” going straight to DVD. While on tour she also flubbed many of her live performances. Most assumed she was having a break down.

Via Vanity Fair:

“When it comes to media criticism, that’s just something I have had to train myself – literally train myself – to ignore. Because I’m the one up there onstage, and I can feel the energy of the crowd. And I know when I did good. And I know when I did great. And there wasn’t one time on this tour when I felt like I butchered it. I mean, the way people make it sound, I should have never been singing in the first place.”

(Hmm….there’s a thought.) Despite the failures she seems to be becoming synonymous with, Jessica seems to have faith that things will turn around.

“There will always be another opportunity,” she says, “another door to walk through.”

Awww…she’s like the little engine that could. Only a little less astute.

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Britney Spears Rolling Stone Cover Photos and Video

Everyone is all squishy about Britney Spears starting to get her life back together. Rolling Stone got a hold of Spears after “jumping through hoops” for an interview. The cover is simple and features the popstar in a more casual and candid pose. Wearing a grey t-shirt and men’s jeans she looks….happy.

Meredith Vieira interviewed Britney’s interviewer. Jenny Eliscu sat down with her and had a “normal” conversation. I guess she expected Spears to be toting her Justin Timberlake shrine and asking for a goat head to sacrifice. Jenny was also “impressed” with her demeanor.

Good to see Ol’ Britney working it again. The issue comes out November 28th.

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