JFK Photo – Boats and Hoes Hoax

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TMZ was screeching at the top of their lungs that JFK was a big whore and had a photo of him on a boat with a bunch of naked women crawling all over like it was a video for Diddy. The gossip site was a tingly over their “discovery” of a photo of him playing captain of the good ship hooter pop. They had a slew of experts look at the photo and examine it for authenticity and evidence of photoshopping. Upon the confirmation the pic was real, they ran a story titled: “The JFK Photo That Could Have Changed History,” which tried to prove that John F. Kennedy was cheating while Jackie Kennedy was rushed to the hospital. She had a cesarean, but Arabella Kennedy was stillborn on August 23, 1956.

TMZ claims that he was on a boat in the Mediterranean with the naked women while Jackie suffered. The site is trying to run the idea that if the story of his cheating got out before he ran for President… that history could have been altered. However, The Smoking Gun found the photo in a 1967 Playboy spread.

“According to the caption accompanying the Playboy photo spread, four couples were enjoying themselves on a trip to Petit Rameau, an island in the Grenadines. As “Andy” sunned himself on deck, “Elaine” dove naked into the water while “Roxanna” provocatively shimmied up a ladder.”

TMZ has since retracted their claims of the photos of John F. Kennedy as legit and dubbed it a fake. Typically the site is on the money and rarely wrong. This just goes to show you that you can’t be right all the time.

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Jay-Z Refuses to Pose with Victoria Secret Models

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Beyonce sure knows how to keep her men on lockdown! Reportedly, although her hubby Jay-Z attended the Victoria Secret’s fashion show last week, he wouldn’t pose with any of the models for photographs or even walk down the red carpet with them at their lingerie show Thursday all because he didn’t want to upset his wife.

Per NY Post:

“Victoria’s Secret begged, but Jay-Z refused . . . he explained it was out of respect for Beyoncé.”

At an afterparty at M2, he was given a private booth so he could keep his distance from models such as Alessandra Ambrosio, Selita Ebanks, Chanel Iman, Miranda Kerr and Heidi Klum – you know, the girls most guys would make a stampede towards and trample anyone that gets in their way. Here is a man who respects his marital relationship. How refreshing! It can happen. Its just too bad his wife doesn’t show him the same form of respect when she parades around in her skimpy outfits in front of thousands of people. I’m just saying…

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Levi Johnstons Playgirl Spread Will Bore You

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Your Christmas gifts are coming a tad early this year from Playgirl.com – in the form of a teaser picture from Levi Johnstons‘ nude, but non full-frontal, photo shoot. In the photo of Johnston, giving his best bedroom eyes impression, he is showing presumably in the shower with one arm up over his head and staring blankly into the camera lens. Not so scandalous as anyone expected because really, what are we looking at? Just the top of the guy’s body… shoulders up. Since when is pit hair sexy? The black and white photograph is just one of the many photos to come, which will include a tribute to “hockey moms” that features Johnston posing with a hockey stick.

He seems to have quite the nice body! Too bad his brain isn’t as healthy. More teaser pictures are expected to be released next week… and even though he wussed out on giving us the full monty. I am not one to turn down a peek, but I rather pass on seeing his moose meat. The semi-nude photos will run online in January.

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The Blemish: I’m not sure what the big deal is about Levi Johnston being in Playgirl as it appears to be big news to everyone but me. Anyway, Playgirl released a teaser photo of Levi’s spread in which he has decided that will not be doing full frontal much to the dismay of, um, someone.

College Candy: Levi might be conventionally attractive, but his status as Bristol Palin’s baby-daddy, Jon Gosselin’s new buddy – Michael Lohan must be green with envy – and an all-around jerk (in response to New York Magazine asking him how he was adjusting to life in the Big Apple, Levi said, “I run this city. It ain’t no thang.” UGH) means that we’re less than excited about the idea of having naked pictures of this a**hat plastered all over the internet next week.

Brooke Shields Nude Photos Brings the Cops

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A very controversial nude picture of Brooke Shields taken when she was just a young 10 years old has been removed from an exhibitions at London’s Tate Modern after police visited the museum. Raising concerns after some deemed it pornographic, it was removed after a police investigation. The police are currently trying to figure out if the picture breaks child porn laws over there.

Per People:

“The officers have specialist experience in this field and are keen to work with gallery management to ensure that they do not inadvertently break the law or cause any offense to their visitors,” a Scotland Yard spokesman said, confirming the Wednesday visit by the Obscene Publications Unit.

Artist Richard Prince’s image is of a photo taken in 1975 by Garry Gross with the permission of her mother, Teri Shields, who immediately signed her rights to the picture away. The image shows Shields from the knees up wearing heavy makeup, covered in oil, and standing naked in a bathtub. Children’s rights advocates were extremely upset when they learned the photo might be part of the London art show, “Pop Life: Art in a Material World”. They state that the image could act as a “magnet for pedophiles.” Gross he never considered the photo pornographic but acknowledges that “she was supposed to look like a sexy woman.”

Per OMG:

“The photo has been infamous from the day I took it and I intended it to be,” Gross told the paper, adding he was “disappointed but not surprised” with the authorities decision.

Jack Bankowsky, co-curator of the exhibit, previously said that he had hoped controversy over the photo’s subject matter would not overshadow the artistic interest of the work. Scheduled to open today in London, the room containing the portrait has been reportedly closed off. It is unknown at this time if the photograph will go on display.

Shields attempted to buy back the negatives of the 1975 photograph in 1981 but a judge ruled that she was a “hapless victim of a contract… to which two grasping adults bound her.” Shields career was managed by her mother at that time, who also allowed her to play a child who lived in a brothel in the 1978 film “Pretty Baby,” which included several nude scenes for the actress who was only 11 years old at the time. As a mother I can’t ever imagine putting my daughter in some strange situation like that. Art – Really? And what supposedly was supposed to be the “intent” behind that picture? A mother is supposed to protect their children, not pimp them out.

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Carlisle Cullen Flips Off Papparazzi

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Looks as if Dr. Carlisle Cullen isn’t always such a sweet, down to earth guy! While filming the third installment of the “Twilight” franchise, Peter Facinelli was spotted on the set of “Eclipse” chatting away with his co-workers. And though he seemed to be in a happy and chatty mood, he seems to be a little irked at the thought of having his picture taken. Facinelli is very subtly saying “Hi” to the paps in a naughty but hilarious way. I personally don’t care if he’s throwing up gang sides and screaming out “Westside” like Ice Cube back in the 90s, the man will still be hot! Helllllllooooo Doctor!!

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Samantha Ronson Dumps Lindsay Lohan – Again!

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In their recent “blink-and-miss-the-brief-reconciliation” relationship, it seems as if Samantha Ronson has again found her brain and ended things with kleptomaniac Lindsay Lohan. A pal of Ronson says that while the couple never officially reconciled romantically, their relationship has now hit the ultimate dead end with no chance of even a friendship remaining after Lohan has reportedly been publicly displaying some disturbing and maniac behavior lately.

Per People:

“Sam let Lindsay back into her life as a friend, but now even a friendship seems impossible,” says the source. “No matter how many times she promises to change, Lindsay loses control and starts acting like a maniac.

The source also claims that Lindsays recent antics are what prompted Sam to cut Lindsay out of her life. In addition to being investigated for a jewel theft from an Elle photo shoot in London (read about that here), Lohan posted a half naked photograph of herself yesterday on her Twitter with the caption “I’m THAT bored!” before twittering a personal shout-out to Ronson saying “I can’t sleep. Samantha Ronson — it’s your fault.” Later, Lindsay accused Samantha of cheating, again by twittering, “Why do people cheat? When love is always standing right in front of their face(s)?? SR?”

The pair are said to have broken things off again Monday night after a brutal argument over none other than Nicole Richie. Apparently Nicole has always been a major sticking point in the relationship between Ronson and Lohan, making no secret of her distaste for Lindsay.

Per E!:

“Nicole refuses even to be in the same room as Lindsay,” says a source, noting that just last week Nicole invited Sam to a mutual friend’s birthday party at Bar Marmont with the stipulation that she not bring Lindsay. “Sam went to the party, and it really upset Lindsay,” says the source.

After having dinner with Nicole at Izakaya on Monday night, Sam allegedly sent Lindsay a breakup text, giving her the old heave-ho and telling her not to talk to her ever again. Doesn’t seem like its really affected Lindsay much however, as she was seen yesterday in good spirits out shopping in NYC. Whats it going to take for Lohan to clean up her act? I dont feel sorry for her – she’s made her bed, now its time to lay in it.

Wonder how long it will take until they are photographed together again. By the time you finish reading this, they’ll probably be back on… again.

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