Tiger Woods is quite the tabloids star lately, but now he’s popping up on the cover of Februarys’ “Vanity Fair.” The ‘MIA’ golfer was photographed by Annie Leibovitz, shirtless and lifting weights, for the magazine before he was exposed for the ‘cheetah’ he really is. The issue includes an article written by Buzz Bissinger focusing on the scandal and downfall of one of the worlds greatest golf stars, and is accompanied by a full picture portfolio with never-before-seen shots of a “raw” Woods.
Per Vanity Fair:
“In the end it was the age-old clash of image versus reality…. He deluded himself into thinking he could be something that he wasn’t: untouchable. The greatest feat of his career is that he managed to get away with it for so long in public, the bionic man instead of the human one who hit a fire hydrant.”
I’m sure I’m not the only one whos first thought was ‘prison yard workout’ after seeing the cover picture. Tiger just earned himself some extra Pathetic Points.
Quoteables:
Dlisted – “And at least Annie Leibovitz can pay off some of her creditors so they won’t give her a coronary when they jump out of her bushes as she comes home.”
The Superficial – “Annie Leibovitz has to be pissed. She probably thought she was getting unprecedented access to Tiger when it turns out there’s maybe five females in the world who haven’t seen this shit up close.”




















































