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Stuff a couple pillows in your ears, take some Dramamine and you can watch Miley Cyrus and Justin Bieber join forces on stage.
Miley ripped out her extensions and sported a shorter hair style on stage with The Bieb as he pranced around the New York . The two sang their song “Overboard” together but it just looked forced and a bit awkward. Of course, it may be the creepies I get from this kid trying to stroll.
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To distract you from how painful listening to her attempt to belt out tunes like she is the white Whitney Houston, Miley Cyrus struts around in a see through dress showing off her bra and panties.
Cyrus is unleashing her inner Lindsay Lohan lately. She caused minor gasp in the world of scandal after she fake kissed another female dancer. For her new video, she was kissing her male co-star and it didn’t look like she was doing her serious ‘actressing’ while making out for the camera.
While performing in London, she also gave PedoBear a reason to clock out early. She hit the stage in a rejected “Pretty Woman” hooker outfit and gave the front row a shot of her crotch. Seriously. I have seen tricks working a Big Lots parking lot in this ho-wear.
Ladies and gentlemen….the future of our nation:
UPDATE: Click HERE for the video of Miley Cyrus smoking from a bong…
OR
Click HERE for Cyrus’ personal nude cell phone pics…
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The MTV Movie Awards were dripping with profanity that the sensors missed, Twilight worshiping, Betty White and Sandra Bullock.
Sandra Bullock put down the Ben & Jerry’s turned off ‘Love Hurts’ and popped in ‘I Will Survive’ then waxed her legs and hit the Spike TV’s Guys Choice Awards on Saturday. She then made another appearance at the 2010 MTV Movie Awards. Sandra accepted the MTV Generation Award because people over the age of 19 are too old for this shiz.
While giving a speech about the fact she isn’t going to develop a cutting habit and eat bottles of vodka over her Jesse James whore parade, Bullock also kissed Scarlett Johansson. Good for her.
Tom Cruise tried to be funny again it turned out to be a moment that made Lindsay Lohan feel a little bit better about herself. Most of the crowd clapped awkwardly and forced smiles while Katie giggled with brainwashed glee. It was a sad display of what I am guessing is his Xenu mating dance. Jennifer Lopez was also a part of that mess. Observe if you are in the mood for some WTF-ery…
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Finally, here is the 2010 MTV Movie Awards Winners List:
MTV Movie Awards 2010 – BEST MOVIE
Alice In Wonderland
Avatar
Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince
The Hangover
The Twilight Saga: New Moon- WINNERMTV Movie Awards 2010 -BEST FEMALE PERFORMANCE
Amanda Seyfried – Dear John
Emma Watson – Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince
Sandra Bullock – The Blind Side
Zoe Saldana – Avatar
Kristen Stewart – The Twilight Saga: New Moon-WINNERMTV Movie Awards 2010 – BEST MALE PERFORMANCE
Channing Tatum – Dear John
Daniel Radcliffe – Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince
Taylor Lautner – The Twilight Saga: New Moon
Zac Efron – 17 Again
Robert Pattinson – The Twilight Saga: New Moon- WINNERMTV Movie Awards 2010 – BEST BREAKOUT STAR
Chris Pine – Star Trek
Gabourey Sidibe – Precious: Based on the Novel Push by Sapphire
Logan Lerman – Percy Jackson and the Olympians: The Lightning ThiefQuinton Aaron – The Blind Side
Zach Galifianakis – The Hangover
Anna Kendrick – Up in the Air- WINNERMTV Movie Awards 2010 – BEST COMEDIC PERFORMANCE
Ben Stiller – Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian
Bradley Cooper – The Hangover
Ryan Reynolds – The Proposal
Sandra Bullock – The Proposal
Zach Galifianakis – The Hangover- WINNERMTV Movie Awards 2010 – BEST VILLAIN
Christoph Waltz – Inglourious Basterds
Helena Bonham Carter – Alice In Wonderland
Ken Jeong – The Hangover
Stephen Lang – Avatar
Tom Felton – Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince-WINNERMTV Movie Awards 2010 – BEST FIGHT
Hugh Jackman and Liev Schreiber vs. Ryan Reynolds – X-Men Origins: Wolverine
Logan Lerman vs. Jake Abel – Percy Jackson and the Olympians: The Lightning Thief
Robert Downey Jr. vs. Mark Strong – Sherlock Holmes
Sam Worthington vs. Stephen Lang – Avatar
Beyonce Knowles vs. Ali Larter – Obsessed-WINNERMTV Movie Awards 2010 – BEST KISS
Kristen Stewart and Dakota Fanning – The Runaways
Sandra Bullock and Ryan Reynolds – The Proposal
Taylor Swift and Taylor Lautner – Valentine’s Day
Zoe Saldana and Sam Worthington – Avatar
Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson – The Twilight Saga: New Moon WINNERMTV Movie Awards 2010 – BEST WTF MOMENT
Betty White – The Proposal, Cops a Feel
Bill Murray – Zombieland, Bill Murray?! A Zombie?!
Isabel Lucas – Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen, Unexpected Transformation
Megan Fox – Jennifer’s Body, Vomits a Mysterious Black Ooze
Ken Jeong – The Hangover, Naked Trunk Surprise- WINNERMTV Movie Awards 2010 – GLOBAL SUPERSTAR
Kristen Stewart
Taylor Lautner
Johnny Depp
Daniel Radcliffe
Robert Pattinson- WINNERMTV Movie Awards 2010 – BEST SCARED-AS-S—T PERFORMANCE
Alison Lohman – Drag Me To Hell
Jesse Eisenberg – Zombieland
Katie Featherston – Paranormal Activity
Sharlto Copley – District 9
Amanda Seyfried – Jennifer’s Body-WINNERMTV Movie Awards 2010 nominations for BIGGEST BAD A- – STAR
Angelina Jolie
Channing Tatum
Sam Worthington
Rain-WINNER
Like you care about any substance in this. I could be writing about the secret to life or announcing that Sparklepants has gotten vajazzled and is giving out mustache rides, but with pics of Robert Pattinson on the set of ‘Water for Elephants’ below none of you Twihards will be hindered by actually reading. So enjoy the photos of Pattinson on set with a midget.
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Lindsay Lohan gave video proof that she is piñata full crap. One whack at her and you’ll have an explosion of PR/lawyer induced verbal diarrhea.
After “getting stuck” in Cannes instead of showing up at court because a wild snorlax “stole” her passport, a photo of Lindsay Lohan posing with some French dumpster orphans and coke went viral across the net (click HERE for those Lindsay Lohan pics). Of course, someone pointed a camera at her and asked if she was set up.
In case you don’t want to subject yourself to 5 minutes of the sound of lies hitting the floor here is a rundown…
“I was walking back to my room with a few of my friends after doing press for a movie which why I was in Cannes for in the first place called Inferno. I was with some of the producers that I work with. They went back into the room with the director as well. I stopped because someone came out of the room and said ‘could you just take a picture with me really quickly.’ So I went into the room and took a picture and left the room. I wasn’t looking around the room; I just thought I was taking a picture with a fan.”
Where do I begin? I think we all know that Lohan can spot a line of blow from 50 paces and being she has the world’s hungriest nose, she probably smelled them from the street like some sort of drug sniffing firecrotched shepherd. Secondly, who uses a hotel bed for a picture background other than someone auditioning for “Rock of Love” and finally….she has fans?
I am distracted by the fact the interviewer sounds like he should be on Ghost Hunters and Lohan is so obviously rehearsing that pile of shiz for a judge. The only person that cans save her now is Judge Judy. Give her 10 minutes and a doily embellished judicial robe and Lohan will have a trip to rehab and will be apologizing for that crap film, “Labor Pains.”
The rest of the “interview” she claimed she wasn’t taking any drugs, doesn’t deserve jail time/another rehab stint, and wasn’t falling down drunk in Cannes despite partying on boats (click HERE for those photos). Lohan also claims she has been compliant to all of the courts orders. Also BS. She only completed 10 of the required 13 alcohol education classes and has missed several depositions.
Lindsay is due in court today. Bitch better bring some cookies for the judge and put on her super sorry face.
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Lindsay Lohan cocaine pictures are going to be her Christmas cards this year with the caption “Let It Snow Biatches!” While Lohan was claiming she was sending out S.O.S. emails trying to get a flight back to the US to make her court date, she was really taking pics with nose candy.
Lohan was caught partying some random French hoodrats while her lawyer tried to convince a judge that she wasn’t a walking Dyson vacuum (gobbling up lines with superior amount of suction) and was as sober as Jonathan Rhys Meyers at a Dublin airport. Because our justice system totally works, Lindsay has already posted bail and won’t be arrested. Instead she can continue looking for her passport and career in that woman’s hindquarters.
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If you too were awoken by distant screams of agony this morning, you could have hit the snooze button and not bothered to check Good Morning America for some tragedy. It was the outcry of thousands of Twihards discovering that Robert Pattinson cut his signature unicorn mane.
Yes, Robert Pattinson got a haircut and I am calling it news. It’s either that or another report on Lindsay Lohan’s war with gravity.
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Us Weekly is screaming from Mount Gossip that Kate Hudson got a boob job in March. Kate is notoriously flat chested and boasts the bust of an 8 year old boy so you think you’d notice it. She reportedly had a very small breast augmentation done in late March.
What do you think? I am glad she didn’t go Heidi Montag crazy and install flotation devices fit to save survivors from Titanic.
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Robert Pattinson has reportedly claimed that Kristen Stewart played hard to get, initially refusing to go on dates with her “Twilight” co-star.
Per MyGloss:
“I do think Kristen is amazing. I wanted to work with her the moment I met her. Our chemistry was so good. I asked her out a lot but she wasn’t having it.”
Persistence paid off for the heartthrob, who finally won her over, and the pair have been romantically linked since last year. Meanwhile, for those of you who’ve been dying for a chance to get within stalking range of Sparklepants now can get a wee bit closer, thanks to Madame Tussaud’s craftsmen – Pattinson has been immortalized in wax! Being revealed today in NYC’s Times Square, Pattinson’s figure looks amazingly life-like, complete with his messy hairdo and a white v-neck/black blazer combo. How long before Rob’s figure gets romantically linked to one of his waxy costars?
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This is why I like Kate Winslet. She has been separated from her husband for months (unbeknownst to the prying media) and the day it is publicly announced (click HERE for that story)…she is on a boat drinking tea in a bikini. How very European. The smoking is icky-poo, but it is canceled out by the fancy tea cups.
Winslet is off in Puerto Vallarta, Mexico on vacation while everyone else is trying to figure out the cause of her marriage break up. Good for her. This is how classy dames roll.
Yes, I am taking notes. Boats + Fancy Tea + Black Bikini > Dodge Durgango + $10 Plastic Bottle of Vodka + Twinkies
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As with all projects, if you attach Sparklepants’ name to it, it will instantly see an upsurge in interest. So is it a surprise that Robert Pattinson is rumored to be in the running for a part in ‘The Huger Games’ sequel? Well, its about as surprising as Britney Spears giving herself a break on [...]
The epitome of cute has a ring on it. Keira Knightley is engaged! The ‘Pirates of the Caribbean’ star will marry her rocker boyfriend, James Righton. They have been dating for 15 months and started living together earlier this year. James proposed and Keira had no hesitation in accepting. A rep confirmed the news…
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Heidi Klum created a video for Hunger magazine. In the video she smokes, gets a tattoo and swings around a pole wearing nothing but a bunch of seat belts sewn together. (I am sure it was a Project Runway created garb. I can just picture Tim Gunn… “Everyone gather ‘round! Today you will be creating [...]
