photoshop before and after photos

Here’s some more pre-photoshopped celebrity fun kids.

Kim Kardashian was featured in an issue of Complex magazine. The site has a gallery of their photographic conquests on their site. A pre-airbrushed photo of Kim was shown on the site. Must have been an accident by an intern or the new guy. They soon discovered the pic and took it down. It was later replaced with the altered image, but not before Animal discovered it.

This one isn’t completely awful. Everyone gets airbrushed including the wicked witch of the B-List, Jessica Alba. You can see that photoshopped glory by clicking HERE. So Kim has thunder thighs, at least she isn’t crapping out 8 kids for 15 minutes of fame. It could always be worse.

Ok, ok, so it’s no secret that I have a guilty pleasure of Kardashian nuttery. It’s like a deliciously ridiculous version of the Brady Bunch. Instead of a Marsha there is Kim and instead of a loveable maid they have my personal favorite…Khloe Kardashian. She might, just might be able to drink me under the table and uses the f-word as a noun, adjective and verb. That and she seems like the type who’d have your back if you ran into your ex with his new ho at a restaurant. I picture it something to the effect of: “What? He’s sitting there with Tiffany? Big deal. WTF kinda stipper name is that anyway. Her name might as well be Candy Pants or Spreads Like Warm Butter. Besides, he’d still be working the night shift at KFC if it weren‘t for you. So sit your jiggly down and quit biting your nails. Now, let’s get some dim sum and mojitos.”

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