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Marge Simpson Playboy Cover – See it Here!

October 9, 2009 By Holly Stafford Leave a Comment

Hows this for your ‘wtf’ item of the day! E! Online reporter Marc Malkin confirmed that Marge Simpson, the iconic blue bee-hived cartoon TV mom of Bart, will appear naked on the November cover of Playboy magazine and will be featured in a special three-page spread. Ay Caramba! Marge isn’t going to pull any of that Heidi Montag stuff either by covering up the goods – Marge is going all the way! The November issue will also include an in-depth interview, all part of the 20th anniversary celebration for “The Simpsons.” Hugh Hefner had mentioned a while back on his Twitter page about a possible Marge-Playboy pairing.

Per Hugh Hefners’ Twitter:

“Marge Simpson has a surprise for her fans in the November issue of Playboy.”

Who knew he wasn’t joking? She’s been scantily clad on the Simpsons before, so this really isn’t too big of a jump. I doubt it if Marge will even need a little help from photoshop. Now be honest, Damers: Who here isn’t the least big curious and will pick up Marge’s Playboy debut once it hits newsstands?

Image Via: TMZ

Filed Under: Celebrity Gossip, Hugh Hefner, Magazines, Playboy, Television, WTF?!? Tagged With: 20th Anniversary, Bart, Celebration, E! Online, Heidi Montag, Hugh Hefner, Interview, Magazine, Marc Malkin, Marge Simpson, Naked, Nude, Photoshop, Playboy, spread, The Simpsons, Twitter

Valerie Bertinelli Bikini Cover Mess

March 25, 2009 By Cara Harrington 2 Comments

Valerie Bertinelli has landed herself on People magazine. The spokeswoman for Jenny Craig appears in her bikini on the cover at the tender age of 48.

Sure, she looks great. Kudos for putting the fork down. However, boo to People for a horrendous job at photoshopping. Unless they expect us to be believe her thighs are that jagged and the left side of her face is trying to run away, this is a crap job. She deserves better. I am hoping that this mess isn’t as obvious on the paper cover.

Image Via: Celebrity Smack

Filed Under: Celebrity Gossip, Celebrity Health, Fashion Disaster, Magazines, WTF?!? Tagged With: bad photoshop, Photoshop, Valerie Bertinelli, Valerie Bertinelli bikini, Valerie Bertinelli People Bikini cover

Kim Kardashian Pre-Airbrushed Photos

March 25, 2009 By Cara Harrington Leave a Comment

Here’s some more pre-photoshopped celebrity fun kids.

Kim Kardashian was featured in an issue of Complex magazine. The site has a gallery of their photographic conquests on their site. A pre-airbrushed photo of Kim was shown on the site. Must have been an accident by an intern or the new guy. They soon discovered the pic and took it down. It was later replaced with the altered image, but not before Animal discovered it.

This one isn’t completely awful. Everyone gets airbrushed including the wicked witch of the B-List, Jessica Alba. You can see that photoshopped glory by clicking HERE. So Kim has thunder thighs, at least she isn’t crapping out 8 kids for 15 minutes of fame. It could always be worse.

Ok, ok, so it’s no secret that I have a guilty pleasure of Kardashian nuttery. It’s like a deliciously ridiculous version of the Brady Bunch. Instead of a Marsha there is Kim and instead of a loveable maid they have my personal favorite…Khloe Kardashian. She might, just might be able to drink me under the table and uses the f-word as a noun, adjective and verb. That and she seems like the type who’d have your back if you ran into your ex with his new ho at a restaurant. I picture it something to the effect of: “What? He’s sitting there with Tiffany? Big deal. WTF kinda stipper name is that anyway. Her name might as well be Candy Pants or Spreads Like Warm Butter. Besides, he’d still be working the night shift at KFC if it weren‘t for you. So sit your jiggly down and quit biting your nails. Now, let’s get some dim sum and mojitos.”

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Images Via: Complex

Filed Under: Celebrity Gossip, Kim Kardashian Tagged With: Complex Magazine, Kardashians, Khloe Kardashian, Kim Kardashian, Kim Kardashian before photoshop photos, Magazines, Photoshop, photoshop before and after photos, pre-photoshopped, TV

Jennifer Aniston Drunk for GQ Cover

December 26, 2008 By Cara Harrington 1 Comment

While on “The View” Jennifer Aniston talked more about her GQ nakedness. Yawn. [Click Here to See the Jennifer Aniston GQ Photos]

Walters: It is Jennifer Aniston as you have not seen her before. What happened to the girl next door from “Friends”?
Aniston: Where… Photoshopped – she’s there.
Walters: Are you trying to project a somewhat different image?
Aniston: [referring to GQ] Let’s put this [magazine] down. This had a whole concept. There was going to be different stages of undress… me in a gown, and then men in a tuxedo and all of a sudden I would be wearing the man’s shirt. In the next shot he’d have no shirt and then, they were supposed to get naked. I don’t know what happened.
Behar: Were you drinking or smoking?
Aniston: They got me bombed. It was a Danny Devito moment.

If that set blew up that very moment and only Whoopi Goldberg survived…it would be the best Christmas present ever. Aniston joked about the shoot and how it was photoshopped and she was drunk during the shoot. Even if it was legit and she was hammered for the shoot I would still feel bad for the photographer. She strikes me as a crier. One of those girls that has two cosmos and is singing Nelly Furtado songs, but suddenly starts crying about her eggs drying up and her boyfriend loosing his job at Best Buy.

Images Via: Splash

Filed Under: Celebrity Gossip, Jennifer Aniston, Television, Videos Tagged With: Drunk, GQ, Jennifer Aniston, magazine cover, Naked, Nude, Photoshop, The View

Jessica Alba Photoshop – Before and After Photos

December 8, 2008 By Cara Harrington 13 Comments

A few days ago everyone was all gushy over Jessica Alba’s Campari ads. (Personally, I have been more excited about a trip to the gyno. Big deal. It‘s a Latina version of Brooke Hogan celebrating booze.)

Alba was praised for looking so spectacular post baby. I would too if a team of skilled artists took off 20 pounds. She was airbrushed into something more “acceptable” with the addition of extra collar bones and knee definition. They also slimmed her down, removing all of her curves and performing a photoshopped breast lift.

I need a couple of those. She isn’t the only celeb to go under the photoshop knife. David Beckham was said to have his manhood enhanced for his Armani ads. (Click HERE to see David Beckham’s Photoshopped Bulge in Armani Ads.)

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