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Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart are busy pimping their respective films at Cannes, but that doesn’t mean they aren’t making time for some slap and tickle.
Rob walked the red carpet premiere of ‘On the Road’ solo, but he and Kristen hooked up at an after party. While they stood in the corner having a moment to themselves, he appeared to be trying to get her to smile.
Good luck with that.
To distract you from how painful listening to her attempt to belt out tunes like she is the white Whitney Houston, Miley Cyrus struts around in a see through dress showing off her bra and panties.
Cyrus is unleashing her inner Lindsay Lohan lately. She caused minor gasp in the world of scandal after she fake kissed another female dancer. For her new video, she was kissing her male co-star and it didn’t look like she was doing her serious ‘actressing’ while making out for the camera.
While performing in London, she also gave PedoBear a reason to clock out early. She hit the stage in a rejected “Pretty Woman” hooker outfit and gave the front row a shot of her crotch. Seriously. I have seen tricks working a Big Lots parking lot in this ho-wear.
Ladies and gentlemen….the future of our nation:
UPDATE: Click HERE for the video of Miley Cyrus smoking from a bong…
OR
Click HERE for Cyrus’ personal nude cell phone pics…
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Lindsay Lohan cocaine pictures are going to be her Christmas cards this year with the caption “Let It Snow Biatches!” While Lohan was claiming she was sending out S.O.S. emails trying to get a flight back to the US to make her court date, she was really taking pics with nose candy.
Lohan was caught partying some random French hoodrats while her lawyer tried to convince a judge that she wasn’t a walking Dyson vacuum (gobbling up lines with superior amount of suction) and was as sober as Jonathan Rhys Meyers at a Dublin airport. Because our justice system totally works, Lindsay has already posted bail and won’t be arrested. Instead she can continue looking for her passport and career in that woman’s hindquarters.
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This is why I like Kate Winslet. She has been separated from her husband for months (unbeknownst to the prying media) and the day it is publicly announced (click HERE for that story)…she is on a boat drinking tea in a bikini. How very European. The smoking is icky-poo, but it is canceled out by the fancy tea cups.
Winslet is off in Puerto Vallarta, Mexico on vacation while everyone else is trying to figure out the cause of her marriage break up. Good for her. This is how classy dames roll.
Yes, I am taking notes. Boats + Fancy Tea + Black Bikini > Dodge Durgango + $10 Plastic Bottle of Vodka + Twinkies
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This is it? This the “raciest cover” that W magazine has ever shot? I know I am a bit jaded when it comes to shock value but there are no handcuffs, rubber sheets or other implements of sexiness.
Jennifer Aniston and Gerard Butler have been playing fake slap and tickle by getting all grope happy at the Golden Globes and other public appearances. Gerry even attended her birthday party which was spent on an island and the dress code was cougar bikini gear. Of course, before all of Aniston’s rom-com movies she is reportedly hooking up with the male lead and The Butler will hit anything with a pelvis and a pulse. So this shoot for W magazine was reportedly supposed to be hotter than any of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie’s pictures.
Thoughts?
Quoteables:
Dlisted - “What in Photoshop hell did they do to Gerard Butler? He looks like an extra from Grand Theft Auto.”
ONTD – ““Jen’s Shoes are the only thing hot about cover. Seriously, she looks like she is in pain and he looks bored. Overall it looks like a failed Heimlich Maneuver.”
Images Via: W Mag
Oscars 2010. Ryan Seacrest polished his lifts, starlets were waxed, plucked and dipped in a respective designer’s dress and I (armed only with trailer park sangria -white wine, Crystal Light and a Fruit Roll Up-) spent my evening watching Craig Ferguson until the pre-show started. Sexy no?
The fashion on the red carpet was all about metallics, giant draping, corset bodices, flowery applique (not kidding SJP was adorned in posy embellishment along with Sandra Bullock) and Gabourey Sidibe stating: “If fashion was porn, my dress would be the money shot.”
[Sandra Bullock Oscar Acceptance Speech - Video]
The highlight of the show was watching Sandra Bullock’s acceptance speech. She won gracefully and even mentioned her fictitious rivalry with Meryl Streep. She also mentioned what a good kisser Streep is in reference to their kiss at the Critics Choice Awards (video below).
[Sandra Bullock Meryl Streep Kiss - Video]
There was also a “Kayne Moment” during the award for Best Documentary. Elinor Burkett wrestled the microphone away from director-producer Roger Ross Williams after their film, “Music by Prudence,” won. Why? Apparently the two have had a huge rift over the film. Burkett claims that she came up with idea for the short, was robbed of creative control and dropped out of the project after the direction of the short focused on one person (Prudence) instead of the entire band. Williams claims he brought the documentary to life.
“The truth is that she saw the band perform [in Zimbabwe], and told me about that, and then I opened up a dialogue with the [King George VI School & Centre for Children with Physical Disabilities] school and went on my own – which you would’ve heard about in my speech — and spent $6,000 going to Africa shooting myself. And when people expressed interest in the film, I asked her to come on board. And then I regretted that decision. Then she sued.”
The lawsuit was settle in small claims and despite dropping out of the film, Burkett qualified to be a producer and thus a nominee. She then rushed to the stage to interrupt Williams’ speech. It was never discussed as to who would accept the award, but she claims he won’t speak to her. His view on the acceptance speech crashing…
“That was handled by the publicist for the academy. I don’t know what they told her. The academy is very clear that only one person can speak. I own the film. She has no claim whatsoever. She has nothing to do with the movie. She just ambushed me. I was sort of in shock.”
Oscars 2010 Winners List
Motion Picture: The Hurt Locker
Actor: Jeff Bridges, Crazy Heart
Actress: Sandra Bullock, The Blind Side
Supporting Actor: Christoph Waltz, Inglourious Basterds
Supporting Actress: Mo’Nique, Precious: Based on the Novel ‘Push’ by Sapphire
Director: Kathryn Bigelow, The Hurt Locker
Foreign Film: El Secreto de Sus Ojos Argentina.
Adapted Screenplay: Geoffrey Fletcher, Precious: Based on the Novel ‘Push’ by Sapphire
Original Screenplay: Mark Boal, The Hurt Locker
Animated Feature Film: Up
Art Direction: Avatar
Cinematography: Avatar
Sound Mixing: The Hurt Locker
Sound Editing: The Hurt Locker
Original Score: Up Michael Giacchino
Original Song: The Weary Kind (Theme From Crazy Heart) from Crazy Heart, Ryan Bingham and T Bone Burnett
Costume: The Young Victoria
Documentary Feature: The Cove
Documentary (short subject): Music by Prudence
Film Editing: The Hurt Locke
Makeup: Star Trek
Animated Short Film: Logorama
Live Action Short Film: The New Tenants
Visual Effects: Avatar
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It appears that after months of playing coy, Bonnie Wright and Jamie Campbell Bower are dating. According to OK! they have been dating for months. Bonnie, who plays Harry Potter’s love interest Ginny Weasly, confirmed that she and Bower are a couple. It appears that Bower may have dumped his old girlfriend he was toting to events in order to woo Bonnie. (Click HERE for those photos and article.)
“Yes, we’re dating. We’ve been seeing each other for a few months, it’s good. We’re going to the BAFTAs together on Sunday.”
They have been spotted together several times but denied any romantic involvement. Bower is now famed for his involvement in the Twilight series playing Volturi member, Caius. Bonnie and Jamie met on the Harry Potter set while filming the last of the Potter films, “Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows.” He has undertaken the role of Dumbledore’s best friend turned second most evil wizard, Grindelwald.
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Tiger Woods is quite the tabloids star lately, but now he’s popping up on the cover of Februarys’ “Vanity Fair.” The ‘MIA’ golfer was photographed by Annie Leibovitz, shirtless and lifting weights, for the magazine before he was exposed for the ‘cheetah’ he really is. The issue includes an article written by Buzz Bissinger focusing on the scandal and downfall of one of the worlds greatest golf stars, and is accompanied by a full picture portfolio with never-before-seen shots of a “raw” Woods.
Per Vanity Fair:
“In the end it was the age-old clash of image versus reality…. He deluded himself into thinking he could be something that he wasn’t: untouchable. The greatest feat of his career is that he managed to get away with it for so long in public, the bionic man instead of the human one who hit a fire hydrant.”
I’m sure I’m not the only one whos first thought was ‘prison yard workout’ after seeing the cover picture. Tiger just earned himself some extra Pathetic Points.
Quoteables:
Dlisted – “And at least Annie Leibovitz can pay off some of her creditors so they won’t give her a coronary when they jump out of her bushes as she comes home.”
The Superficial – “Annie Leibovitz has to be pissed. She probably thought she was getting unprecedented access to Tiger when it turns out there’s maybe five females in the world who haven’t seen this shit up close.”
“American Idol” runnerup Adam Lambert is the cover boy for the new issue of “Details” magazine, but it’s the racy photos inside that will have tongues wagging. In what could no doubtly be dubbed as his sexiest shoot ever, Lambert and a female model can be seen in various poses including ones where she is completely nude and parts of her just happen to be blocked by his very strategically placed hands. He and the model also appear to be kissing in a few of the pictures, which is a little out of the norm for a gay man featured in a gay magazine. But hey, it looks pretty hot to me! And if this is how you get people talking then who am I to question it!
Per Details:
“There was one woman in Jersey who was actually gorgeous,” says Lambert. “She had obviously had a couple of cocktails, and during an after–show meet–and–greet, she just slithered up next to me and started kissing my neck. I was cool with it. But then it started to get a little weird because she was, like, moaning. She gave me a note that said, ‘I want to make out with you, here’s my number,’ and I was like, wow, this is crazy. But again, it’s cool. Because yeah, I am gay, but I like kissing women sometimes. Women are pretty. It doesn’t mean I’m necessarily sleeping with them.”
Lambert goes on to say that female fans toss their bras and panties at him onstage, and admits that he saves as much of them as he can carry while stapling them underneath the stage in what he calls an ‘undergarment graveyard.’
Per Details:
“I think it’s weird that I’m having this effect on women. It’s flattering. I’ve never had underwear thrown at me before. Clearly there’s something significant about it, because there aren’t a lot of openly gay men in the entertainment industry.”
All through out the “American Idol” season I was drooling over Kris Allen, but who knew Adam could make me feel so tingly inside? Those are some hot pictures! Touching a woman seems more natural to him than it does to Tom Cruise. I’m just sayin’…
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As with all projects, if you attach Sparklepants’ name to it, it will instantly see an upsurge in interest. So is it a surprise that Robert Pattinson is rumored to be in the running for a part in ‘The Huger Games’ sequel? Well, its about as surprising as Britney Spears giving herself a break on [...]
The epitome of cute has a ring on it. Keira Knightley is engaged! The ‘Pirates of the Caribbean’ star will marry her rocker boyfriend, James Righton. They have been dating for 15 months and started living together earlier this year. James proposed and Keira had no hesitation in accepting. A rep confirmed the news…
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