Ali Lohan’s Plastic Face is ‘Natural’ – PHOTOS

Unless they have developed an organic form of implants, the only “natural” thing about Ali Lohan’s face is the Oooo! A camera! FACE,FACE,FACE Now pay me! look she gets when paps show up.

Photos of Ali and her new face flooded the net with accusations of plastic surgery, anorexia and cokery. In her defense she has always looked like a bank teller who moonlights at strip club behind the airport called Starbutts with hopes to make the move to Big Jim’s Boobie Bungalow by next year.

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Bristol Palin Plastic Surgery Before and After PHOTOS

Well well… look what the cat cleaned up, showered, exfoliated, powdered, tucked, lipo-ed, lipsticked, Guccied and dragged in.

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Britney Spears to OUT: I Will Consider Plastic Surgery (PHOTOS)

I love Out Magazine (not saying that because they persuaded me with cookies, although bakery treats are always welcome). They manage to keep thing simple and sweet. The typical raw and bare interview wasn’t lost on BritBrit.

Britney Spears is Out’s April 2011 cover girl. In the spread she poses in skin revealing outfits that are all in the always flattering black and white. The mag’s site has experienced a surge in interest thanks to the ‘Hold It Against Me’ singer gracing them with her presence. The site even crashed due to the volume of eager Britney fans.

In the interview she answers each question in a well crafted answer that has semblances of true honesty in it. When it comes to filling in the blanks regarding her competition, she was kind and simple dubbing Lady Gaga as “unique” and Christina Aguilera as “truly talented.” she also admitted that plastic surgery could be in her future.

How does the thought of turning 30 later this year make you feel?
I’m excited to be out of my 20s.

How do you feel about plastic surgery?
When it’s time to pull and tuck, I’m sure I will consider it.

I first learned about sex…
When I was 12 years old. From my mom. I was confused and disgusted.

Kissing Madonna was…
Cool.

You’ve been married twice — once for only 55 hours. How do you feel about gay marriage?
I think everyone should be treated equally.

Spears is a veteran when it comes to the rumors and tabloids running amok. When asked about the constant spotlight she doesn’t go off on a tangent about media being evil or soul sucking, which in her defense can be true, but she merely answers the questions with a simple retort.

What is the dumbest, most ridiculous rumor that has been printed about you?
That I was an alien.

What is the rumor that hurt the most?
That I had died in a car accident.

The best part of being famous is…
Being able to reach people and hopefully make them happy.

The worst part of being famous is…
Giving up your privacy.

What women (living or dead) could make you think twice about your sexuality?
I only have eyes for men.

Madonna will also be featured in a second April cover shot in honor of the mag’s “Ladies We Love” theme.

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Images Via: OUT Magazine

Former Miss Argentina Solange Magnano Dies After Plastic Surgery

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A cosmetic procedure to have her buttocks sculpted has ended in tragedy for model and former beauty queen Solange Magnano. The 38 year old former Miss Argentina was rushed to hospital with severe breathing problems after the operation and later died of a pulmonary embolism after three days in critical condition following a gluteoplasty procedure in Buenos Aires. Her close friend and fashion designer Roberto Piazza said the mother of 7-year old twins had become fixated with her looks as her successful modeling career approached its end.

Per AP:

“Solange was a girl who had everything. She lived the life of a goddess, she was the envy of everybody. A woman who had everything lost her life to have a slightly firmer behind. She died because of her obsession with beauty,” says Piazza.

Magano had already had cosmetic surgery on her breasts after the birth of her twins. She travelled last Thursday to Buenos Aires for her buttock implants. Magnano was buried in her hometown of San Francisco, in the province of Cordoba, yesterday and the burial was shown on Argentine television. At times like this we wonder if we can really trust our very advanced medical technologies.

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Amy Winehouse Boob Job – Photos

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My favorite coke monger went and bought herself some boobies. The “Rehab” songstress showed off her new breast implants on the BBC’s “Strictly Come Dancing.” The rumor is that Amy Winehouse spent around $35,000 on surgically enhancing her chest. She went from a 32B to a 32D says the Mirror.

Dressed in a tight-fitting white tank top and black sports bra, she made sure everyone at BBC TV studios got a good view of her breasts – enlarged to 32D after years of drug abuse saw them waste away to a 32B.

Personally, I don’t see it. They must have deflated already or they knocked her out for a few hours to give the world’s coke supply a break. It could be the handy work on Kleenex or built up bong resin. Now that I have spent my morning examining Wino’s boobs I need to go and shower with Tilex and go to my happy place where the beer flows like wine and Jonathan Rhys Meyers is running around nude while “Too Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything Julie Newmar” is on demand and Jake Gyllenhaal walks around with plates of cinnamon bagels loaded with cream cheese that are calorie and fat free.

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Burt Reynolds Goes Rehab Following Stay at Mental Hospital

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Burt Reynolds is hitting up rehab after forming a love affair/addiction to pain meds. I am guessing this means he is also BFF with Paual Abdul now.

Via People:

“After a recent back surgery, Mr. Reynolds felt like he was going through hell and after a while, realized he was a prisoner of prescription pain pills,” his manager said in a statement Wednesday. “He checked himself into rehab in order to regain control of his life. Mr. Reynolds hopes his story will help others in a similar situation. He hopes they will not try to solve the problem by themselves, but realize that sometimes it is too tough to do on their own and they should seek help, as he did.”

Another side of the story is that The Rhinestone Cowboy went ham sandwich crazy and stayed in a mental hospital before he entered rehab.

Via National Enquirer:

“The 73-year-old Hollywood legend was treated in a hospital emergency room after the incident in late August, but he behaved so bizarrely that he was taken to a county mental health facility, say sources. The facility refused to release him unless he agreed to immediately go into drug and alcohol rehab.”

I am not 100% convinced that this isn’t a cover for plastic surgery.

Sylvester Stallone OD’s on Plastic Surgery and Covergirl

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*Please give a warm and tingly welcome to Hollywood Dame’s new intern team MK Rossi*

Move over Ellen DeGeneres, looks like Covergirl has a new spokes model…I don’t think Sylvester Stallone even looked this bad after the beating he took in Rocky I,II,III and IV all put together. The 63 year old was seen at the Venice Film Festival receiving the Jaeger-Lecoulture Glory To the Filmmaker Award having a slightly orange and frozen complexion, think of an oompa loompas snorting pixie sticks.

The orangey complexion was said to be due to heavy make-up (so I am guessing after this story gets out, someone’s make-up artist is getting the boot) and the inaction of his eyebrows when he went to raise them was alleged to be cause by some plastic surgery. Not a wrinkle was seen on his forehead, which is amazing for a 63 year old… guess he has been kicking around beauty tips and tricks with Joan Rivers.

During the presentation, there was a premiered screening of the Stallone’s new movie, The Expendables, which was written by, directed by and starring Stallone; giving Stallone lovers (not sure how many are left under the age of 30) a sample of what to expect.

The only person who can actually steal this spotlight for plastic surgery OD would be his counterpart in the upcoming movie, Mickey Rourke, who is staring in the film. Mickey, who has been up on the chopping block for some time now for his plastic surgery disaster and has obviously been giving advice to the movie star; let us hope this is as far as Stallone will listen.

Other cast members that will be starring in the movie cast include Bruce Willis, Jet Li, Dolph Lundgren and Jason Statham (who I have the biggest crush on, there’s nothing better than an action movie , a hot guy and doing martial arts). “The Expendables” is a story about a group of mercenaries who head to South America on a mission to bring down a dictator. Really I have to see the trailer on this movie because I have a hard time picturing a movie and it’s intend theme when you put together Stallone, Rourke and Li.

And seriously who is going to be able to take him serious in the next installment of Rambo with this imagine in our head?!?

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Images Via: Daily Mail

Written by MK Rossi

Demi Moore Claims To Have Never Had Plastic Surgery

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If you close your eyes and listen really hard, you can hear the BS detectors going off in the background on this one! Actress Demi Moore is adamantly denying that she has ever had plastic surgery to keep her youthful appearance. Unless she’s miraculously found the Fountain of Youth, I don’t see how its possible she can say that with a straight face… unless the botox does it for her.

Per Telegraph.co.uk:

“It’s completely false, I’ve never had it done,” she said, adding: “But I would never judge those who have. If it’s the best thing for them, then I don’t see a problem.”

She goes on to say that she disliked the idea of undergoing surgery to hold up the aging process because its a “way to combats your neurosis.” Rumors have suggested that Moore has spent upwards of $500K on plastic surgery to retain her youthful appearance, with her surgeon of choice being Dr. Brian Novack.

Per Telegraph.co.uk:

In 2004 a close friend said: “He’s a fantastic surgeon and his clients don’t look like they’ve had surgery. Demi can’t stand it that there is part of her that is not perfect.”

Among the work she is said to have done by Novack includes breast implants, work done to her face, and liposuction to her hips, thighs, and stomach. She has also paid a variety of advisers including a nutritionist, personal trainer, yoga teacher and kick-boxing coach.

So tell us, Demi… how do you account for your high cheekbones suddenly appearing? Or the fact that you went up a few noticeable cup sizes overnight? Time to fess up, we’re not blind! I’ve seen 3 year olds with more wrinkles then you have honey!

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Pamela Anderson’s Facial Plastic Surgery – Photos

I came across a refreshed looking Pamela Anderson. In February she walked the catwalk for Richie Rich’s fashion show. A month later she is back at the designer’s showcase looking like she has had some more plastic surgery. Maybe it’s just some magical botox or perhaps really, really great make up tricks. Meh…girl got some work done.

Regardless, this is a couple steps away from the “Rock of Love: Bang Bus Edition” contestant look she was rocking last month. Upgrade! But don’t change too much Pammy. I love how deliciously trashy you are.

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Britney Spears Wants Breast Reduction After Near Nipple Slip – Photos

The “If You Seek Amy” singer is tired of her chest. Britney Spears is currently entertaining the idea of breast reduction. She told eager reporters from the British news outlet that she hates having large breasts.

“I have a love-hate relationship with my boobs. At the moment I hate them. I want them smaller. I can’t wear the kind of suits that I used to love, the red PVC one I got to wear for the ‘Oops I Did It Again’ video.

I’m tempted to have a breast reduction so I can slink into some amazing stage outfits for my next set of shows. I know they look sexy but sometimes they get in the way.”

At her 27th birthday party she wore a low cut dress that left her nearly spilling out of her outfit. Her boobs were bubbling over and Spears nearly flashed her nipples to her birthday party crowd.

After having two kids she is lucky she doesn’t have to tuck her boobs in her socks.

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Images Via: WENN