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This is shocking. Just shocking! (Not really.) Lindsay Lohan didn’t pay her 2009 taxes. Perhaps it’s the fault of her passport (damn thing refuses to stay in her bag every time she is due for court/work – exhibit A, exhibit B). Or maybe it was that pesky tea that fermented to booze upon entering her blood stream. Either way, I am sure someone or something will be blamed. I am giggling with anticipation to see what W-2 eating creature she invents.
Things are looking up for our little LiLo… People liked looking at Lindsay Lohan’s Playboy spread so much they even started photographing her with her clothes on. Crazy, I know!
The disgraced actress landed herself a new jobby-job, as the spokesmodel for Jag Jeans. In fact, the Jag campaign was shot at the SLS Hotel in L.A. by Yu Tsai, the man behind the camera for Playboy’s Marilyn-themed Lindsay Lohan pics. In a press release announcing the collaboration, a representative for Jag Jeans laid it on pretty thick when it came to Lindsay.
We’re sure Selena Gomez will be none-to-thrilled upon hearing this – Justin Bieber has reportedly been living out the fantasy of every young boy by hanging out at the Playboy Mansion. And luckily for the Biebs – but not so much for his girlfriend – it’s also been reported that he’s been given unlimited access to the land of the bunnies at Hugh Hefner’s infamous home. Is that legal…? I know it’s LUCKY…but legal?
Lindsay Lohan is making sure her title as Professional Screw Up from the land of F.U.B.A.R. After leaving $10K in cash laying around in an unlocked car (dealers don’t accept American Express), she is failing to pimp her own Playboy spread.
Lindsay Lohan’s Playboy spread has leaked. The official cover features Lohan spray painted with Revlon, dipped in Photoshop and drenched in air brush after someone deloused, exfoliated and pumped her full of collagen. Take note that this spread was her second try.
It was only a matter of time before Lindsay Lohan resorted to porn to pay the rent (Editor’s Note: Read “rent” as blow/booze habit.) Our favorite professional probation violator is in talks to pose nude for Playboy.
The going rate for a child star with a penchant for self harming and a Sunday morning 8 Ball is $750,000. Lindsay was holding out for $1 million but soon discovered that A: we have seen her nude before and B: no one really wants to see her nude again.
You know what always makes me really listen to what someone has to say? When they’re naked. I’m pretty sure that’s what Mercede Johnston, sister of Levi Johnston, was hoping for when she posed for this month’s issue of ‘Playboy.’ Oh right, and she also does a lot of bad-mouthing of Bristol Palin and mama bear Sarah Palin.
Hugh Hefner’s ex-fiance, Crystal Harris, is opening up about her relationship with the Playboy mogul and everything is out of the bag. The good, the bad and the downright wrong! She’s even admitting how long he lasted in bed… Gross, I know! But, as unpleasant (read: totally skeevy) as details about his sex life are, at least one of his younger-by-decades exes is finally ‘fessing up about what life – sex life, specifically – with Hef is like.
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‘Dancing With The Stars‘ takes pride in their “wholesome” show. Now one dancer may be getting to boot after Hugh Hefner announced on his website that she posed for a May edition of Playboy. Karina Smirnoff – who dances with “Karate Kid” Ralph Macchio on the hit show – supposedly posed for the May edition of Playboy according to Hefner’s Twitter where he called the shoot ‘unforgettable,’ and now the powers-to-be at ABC are less than thrilled. I guess Maksim Chmerkovskiy dropping Kirstie Alley doesn’t seem that bad now!
Per Celebrity Gossip:
An insider told press, “If Karina posed naked, she can kiss her dancing days goodbye. I hope for her sake that this isn’t true. ABC publicity department controls the image of this show with an iron fist. It’s a cash cow and they are not going to allow its reputation to be soiled by a dancer who wants to do Playboy.”
This seems a little drastic for the show being they invited Playboy model and Hef girlfriend, Kendra Wilkinson, to dance on the show and she’s been in the magazine naked many times. Besides, from the D-listers they court to the skimpy costumes they wear, the whole thing isn’t exactly Disney on Ice. Smirnoff’s naked cha-cha will likely generate a fresh wave of new interest in the show, even if it’s only from sketchy dudes praying for a wardrobe malfunction.
However – stripping is one thing, but vote pandering with your vahjayjay is another. She is a current contestant and the mag will be out before the show ends. But given the popularity of her partner and their good scores this season, I’m sure they will keep the couple on the show until the magazine is about to come out anyway. Ratings trump all!
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Grammys: Adele’s First Post-Surgery Performance by Spi0n Adele returned to the stage at the 2012 Grammy Awards. She swept most of the awards and treated the audience to ‘Rolling in the Deep.’ This is her first public performance since recovering from vocal cord surgery, [Keep Clicking Thumbnails for a Larger Image] Images Via: Wenn.com
Katy Perry debuted ‘Part of Me’ at the 2012 Grammy Awards. The break up tune has also been leaked online. The song was actually created before she split with Russell Brand. It has since been reworked and Katy werked it at the awards. [Keep Clicking Thumbnails for a Larger Image] Images Via: Wenn.com
It looks like Bruno Mars isn’t a fan of Adele. The ‘It Will Rain’ singer lost Best Pop Song to returning songstress and it appears as though it didn’t sit well with him. After Alicia Keys announces another Adele win, he appears to be throwing a temper tantrum. Joke? [shrug] Bad joke if it was [...]
Adele returned to the grief stricken Grammy Awards. While Jennifer Hudson sang a simple, yet powerful tribute to the late Whitney Houston, the awards carried on. The ‘Someone Like You’ singer returned to the stage after enduring several problems with her throat. She appears to be back on her game and even performed ‘Rolling in [...]
