Good ol’ Star is picking on the pleasantly plump drunk girl again. (No, not me.) Christina Aguilera is on the cover with smeared lipstick while her eyelids look like they are balancing a couple bottles of Irish Mist.
The rag claims she is “a wreck” and sleeps all day before drinking her breakfast, lunch and dinner. The same issue also claims Lady Gaga is going to have a baby. They conveniently leave out the word “someday” on the headline and just scream “A BABY FOR GAGA.”









