Lindsay Lohan is Paying Porn Stars for Sex

We can pretty much call BS on any headline that claims Lindsay Lohan pays for anything besides 8 balls and bail these days. Alas, it’s a slow day and a porn star decided to make himself relevant by mentioning that he dipped his peen in Lohan’s pit of despair in exchange for cash.

Some hump star named Voodoo says that he rode Lohan around like a miniature pony at a kid’s birthday party while her father was sleeping upstairs…

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Tiger Woods Fathered Two Children with Mistresses

It comes as no surprise that Tiger Woods has two illegitimate children. I am betting that Maury is practically vibrating with excitement at the thought of telling Tiger, “You ARE the father!”

A porn star named Devon James swears on her bank account that Tiger is the father of her nine year old son. She claims, like all the rest of the members of the Woods Wheel O’ Flesh Peddlers, that he rarely wore a condom and she gave birth to a baby boy in 2001.

Via Radar:

“She says Tiger is the father of her child and she’s insistent about it.” James claimed to have had a two-and-a-half year affair with the superstar when he paid her and another woman $2,000 each for a ‘two-girl party.’ The pair engaged in unprotected sex and James became pregnant, a source squealed. Yet it wasn’t until a chance encounter with Woods, six years later, that the Florida woman told Woods that she believed her son was his.”

So the only real “proof” that she has that her son is Tiger Junior is the fact they look alike? I think there would be more merit in a claim that his first words were Ambien or Golden Showers.

Another woman, Theresa Rogers, has also come forward to claim that Woods is the father of her daughter. A journalist type in England has also helped Rogers shill her story about her Tiger Woods sexy times resulting in a child. A documentary on his mating habits is due to air across the pond this week detailing the golfer’s transgressions and talk with the woman who claims to have DNA proof.

“Rumors about a love child have circulated since dad-of-two Tiger, 34, split from wife Elin. Theresa Rogers reportedly gave birth to a girl in 2003 and demanded £2million for her silence. The claims are in Channel 4′s Tiger Woods: The Rise and Fall, on Thursday.”

I am surprised it took these hoes this long to cash in on some baby-daddy cash. In case you lost count, I believe the number of crotch jockies is up to 15.

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Megan Fox Porn Imminent

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According to the crew of “Transformers,” Megan Fox is better off a porn star. In a scathing letter the “Loyal Transformers Crew” fired back at the actress, they call her “dumb as rock” and called her acting “cringe-able.”

“When facing the press, Megan is the queen of talking trailer trash and posing like a porn star. And yes we’ve had the unbearable time of watching her try to act on set, and yes, it’s very cringe-able. So maybe, being a porn star in the future might be a good career option. But make-up beware, she has a paragraph tattooed to her backside (probably due her rotten childhood) easily another 45 minutes in the chair!”

The irate crew felt compelled to call out Fox after she equated Michael Bay to Hitler in an interview with Wonderland magazine. The infamous and respected director has many loyal friends in the biz and was a terrible move on her part to bite the hand that feeds her. Bay literally pulled her from the trailer park and put her career into motion, the letter points out.

“So when the three of us caught wind of Ms Fox, pontificating yet again in some publication (like she actually has something interesting to say) blabbing her trash mouth about a director whom we three have grown to really like. She compared working with Michael, to “working with Hitler”. We actually don’t think she knows who Hitler is by the way. But we wondered how she doesn’t realize what a disgusting, fully uneducated comment this was? Well, here let’s get some facts straight.”

The letter was posted to Michael Bay’s website, but has since been removed and the site temporarily down. The full letter is after the cut do to it’s length, but totally worth the read!

Egads. I guess she would be better off a porn star. She has the rare talent of screwing herself by opening her mouth.

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