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Jessica Simpson is talking about the amount of crap she is inhaling during her pregnancy. Judging by the picture, she looks to be about 14 months along and is due in the spring. One of her cravings has been buttered Pop Tarts. The image may be terrifying, but Paula Deen is writing that shiz down for her next cookbook.
Sienna Miller will have to get a pregnant lady bikini to go yachting in Ibiza. New reports state that the princess of ho strollin’ is knocked up.
After hopping off Jude Law’s nanny philandering wagon and wedding band snatchin’ Balthazar Getty, Sienna has been dating Tom Sturridge. The rag states that a source (probably a part timer who works at Boots in Skegness) shared the news that the couple is expecting, but they aren’t getting married.
Carrie Underwood was “glowing” at the 2011 CMA Awards and has subsequently become the target of a new pregnancy rumor. Insert an eye roll because this is just more confusion. Body glitter and spray tan does not a “pregnancy glow” make.
Underwood’s rep asserted that she is not knocked up. OK! Magazine started the baby buzz after “insider” types telling the tab, “she may already be expecting!” They had based their pregnancy deduction on the fact that Carrie has been snubbing champagne…
Just in time for the premiere of ‘Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn’… a pregnancy rumor! It’s like Christmas has come early. Truly, Jackson Rathbone looking like a pimp with a sparklepire fetish adorned in crushed velvet suit at the red carpet premiere in L.A. is the true gift. (Click HERE for more pics of Jackson and the entire cast at the opening…)
A new blind item has started the rumor that one of the ladies of Twilight is pregnant…
Jessica Simpson may have to reduce her pregnancy confirmation rate. Papa Joe Simpson must be on vacation because Jess strolled her baby bump before cashing a check from a tabloid. She is either trolling with Beyonce’s or Simpson has a baby friend in her belly. Of course there is always the possibility she won a corn dog eating contest.
“There’s a lot of money to be made in pregnancy. If you’re already famous, your public profile skyrockets even higher. You’ve got heat. You get more cover photos, more interview requests, more gossip column inches, more talk show appearances. You can expand your own product lines, as well as shill for products that were previously just out of your childless reach. Because, once you’re seen as a mother, you can add paragon of selflessness and motherhood and traditional family values to your resume. Even if you’re the most vain and selfish human being on the planet. Yes, there’s a lot of money to be made in pregnancy. Even if you’re not as pregnant as you’re pretending to be. Even if you’re not pregnant at all.” [Blind Gossip]
My Guess: Beyonce. Exhibit A.
Jessica Simpson will be confirming her pregnancy on the cover of People magazine in the next few weeks according to rumors. She is about 2 months along and is now pushing her wedding back.
Some magazines are reporting that the delay is due to Jess’ indecisive nature when it comes to her second wedding.
It’s blind items time! The latest ring of unnamed news points the giant foam pregnancy finger at Jessica Simpson. (They have those for baby showers don’t they?)
It looks like Jennifer Garner is pregnant with her 3rd child. My little no-heart is always hesitant to point the baby bump finger, but girl looks like she is at least 4-5 months along. Perhaps she just has a bit of burrito bloat. Those bean filled tortillas the size of an infant are a weakness that I too cave and stuff myself to the point of looking like I will be cranking out a baby friend. On the plus side it gets to the front of the ladies room line faster.
Famous Magazine is hoping Twihards’ money will dance out of their Cullen family crest adorned wallets for another story about a Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart break up.
The mag is notorious for Robsten stories that need to be Febreezed because they reek of crap. (Those include: Kristin having an affair with Taylor Lautner, engagement, phantom pregnancy and Robert’s “secret son.”) So it’s no surprise that another love triangle/break up story is being cranked out.
To commemorate Valentine’s Day and the release of his new album Ringo 2012, Ringo Starr has launched a “Wonderful Valentine” contest on his Facebook. Fans can visit the contest tab on Facebook and tell one of their friends they think they are “Wonderful.” Each fan can enter to win a personalized message from Ringo Starr [...]
With the official cast announcement just a few weeks away, “Dancing With the Stars” casting rumors are running rampant. Ryan Tedder of One Republic dropped the ‘mirror’ ball on the red carpet last night at the Grammy Awards. In an interview, Ryan revealed his good friend Gavin Degraw is lined up for the next season [...]
Grammys: Adele’s First Post-Surgery Performance by Spi0n Adele returned to the stage at the 2012 Grammy Awards. She swept most of the awards and treated the audience to ‘Rolling in the Deep.’ This is her first public performance since recovering from vocal cord surgery, [Keep Clicking Thumbnails for a Larger Image] Images Via: Wenn.com
Katy Perry debuted ‘Part of Me’ at the 2012 Grammy Awards. The break up tune has also been leaked online. The song was actually created before she split with Russell Brand. It has since been reworked and Katy werked it at the awards. [Keep Clicking Thumbnails for a Larger Image] Images Via: Wenn.com
