PR Pregnancy, Self Lover, Envious Publicist: Blind Items

“This rom-com queen has been trying to find a suitable A-list mate to compliment her image, but had to settle for a C-lister. She was about to break up with him, but when her ex announced his engagement to a couple of mutual pals, she decided to fast track their relationship. Not only will they be getting married soon, but they will also be welcoming a baby. She is about 3 months pregnant and plans to let bump rumors ride until she confirms the news at what she is deeming “perfect PR timing.” Her goal is to go public with the pregnancy just in time for her ex’s wedding.” [Hollywood Dame]

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Reese Witherspoon’s Baby Bump PHOTOS

Ah, babies and junk. Reese Witherspoon took the family to church on Easter Sunday. After enjoying the services at the Santa Monica house of worship, her dress clung to her belly revealing a baby bump. (My apologies on using “baby bump,” but I am not up on the PC terminology for pregnant women.)

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Snooki is Engaged

Yup. Snooki is definitely knocked up. A “source” squealed that the Jersey Shore rose is not only pregnant, but engaged. First comes vodka then comes accidental pregnancy followed by a wedding held at a bowling alley. Or something like that.

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Drew Barrymore Possibly Pregnant

A picture of Drew Barrymore clutching one of those little pieces of paper that will end up on your Facebook status updates has hit the net. TMZ claims Drew is pregnant and wasn’t exactly stealth in hiding some ultrasound photos as she left her doctor’s office.

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Jessica Biel Pregnant ?!

Good ol’ Perez Hilton is theorizing that Justin Timberlake and Jessical Biel are getting married because she is pregnant.

The sister site to Hilton’s main domain basis their pregnancy claim on photos of Jessica and Justin at the UCLA Medical Center. They strolled out the door and JT was looking a piece of paper. It was probably and memo from crotch saying something along the lines of, “She is as boring as boiled asparagus! Have you seen your bank account lately? We could be hitting and quitting hot tail from here to rolling hills of Scotland!”

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Snooki is Pregnant ?!

Snooki is pregnant claims an insider. Is it a vodka goblin? MAH GAWD! She is going to give birth to Lindsay Lohan!

Remember your grain-o-salt, because this mess is coming from Star. So, it probably has as much validity hope as one of those predictions that the world will end this year.

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Kristin Cavallari Pregnant with Jay Cutler’s Baby

I hope you have already had some time to let your morning breakfast burrito settle because you might need to make some room to stomach the thought of pitying one the twits from ‘The Hills.’ Kristin Cavallari is pregnant with Jay Cutler’s baby.

I suddenly feel sorry for her as the thought of pushing something bred from the giant ego filled head of Jay Cutler makes me cross my legs and cringe. (Yes, I am a Bears fan, but I miss Orton. Entirely bitter…yes.) Regardless, Kristin and Jay are so happy they could spit rainbows…

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Sienna Miller is Pregnant ?!

Sienna Miller will have to get a pregnant lady bikini to go yachting in Ibiza. New reports state that the princess of ho strollin’ is knocked up.

After hopping off Jude Law’s nanny philandering wagon and wedding band snatchin’ Balthazar Getty, Sienna has been dating Tom Sturridge. The rag states that a source (probably a part timer who works at Boots in Skegness) shared the news that the couple is expecting, but they aren’t getting married.

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Teen Queen Pregnant, Secret Celeb Couple, Sex for Drugs :Blind Items

“Over New Years, this C list actress told her A/B list musician boyfriend that she is pregnant. The pregnancy would probably cause huge headlines and affect each of the star’s careers. Right now the two are debating whether to secretly go ahead with the pregnancy or to terminate it, but either way they want to keep it secret, mostly because of their age.” [Buzzfoto]

My Guess: Justin Bieber is knocking everyone up!

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Pregnant with Married Man’s Baby, Porn Trouble, NFL Memaw Hater : Blind Items

~This barely B list actress who has had some great roles in popcorn movies that bombed is pregnant. She has not announced it yet, not because she is not happy, but because she is still trying to figure out who the father is. Rumor has it that it might be this married B list co-star of one of her bigger bombs. [CD&N]

My Guess: This could many different combos. I’d say Olivia Wilde for the win.

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