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Remember back in July when Jennifer Garner was sporting a burrito bloat that looked suspiciously like a baby friend? Her rep shook her head and claimed Jen wasn’t pregnant thankyouverymuch. Now, they are hitting the backspace on that statement and replacing it with a confirmation that Garner is pregnant with her third child.
In a weekend of celebs trying to out-do each other with baby news, Hilary Duff announced that she was pregnant!
Kelly Osbourne brought out the big book of “words that make Jesus cry” (yes, that’s an Aunt Yetta original) to describe Albino Snooki.
During an episode of E!’s Fashion Police the coven of fashion mavens took aim at Christina Aguilera. Kelly attacked her figure which has gained some noticeable poundage. Most have been theorizing that Aguilera was pregnant. She’s not…unless pregnancies can now end in the delivery of Big Juan burritos and tequila.
It’s Jennifer Lopez’s first interview after her divorce from Marc Anthony. Typically post split interviews are filled with “we grew apart” explanations and crocodile tears. Not JLo. She loves herself and reminds us all that she thinks she is 6 different kinds of awesome.
This is one of those stories that I, a humble blogger who is often equated with Lucifer with my little no-heart Care Bear status, find crossing the line. Much like the story of Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt’s twins’ rumored down syndrome by Enquirer. (Click HERE for a recap of that story…)
In Touch (via Jezebel is running with the cover story that Kate Middleton is “heartbroken” because the mag insists she cannot get pregnant. Girl, just got married and enjoyed her honeymoon. Isn’t it a little too soon to be attacking her with below the belt (literally) jabs.
While everyone else is googling the Royal Wedding, January Jones tried to slide in the fact that she is pregnant. A rep confirmed the baby news to People.
Christina Aguilera is will be kicking herself for eating that burrito or she is pregnant. As she and a crew of ladies showed their love for Aretha Franklin in a tribute, Aguilera sported a tight and ill fitting black dress that showed off a bump.
Christina split with her husband and has been back on the ho stroll and passing out drunk in Jeremy Renner’s bed (click HERE for that…) and screwing up the National Anthem at the Super Bowl (click HERE for that…) Another story she can’t shake is a pregnancy rumor. As she packs on a bit of weight (nothing wrong with that) she appears to be under constant speculation she is already pregnant with another man’s baby as her divorce from Jordan Bratman is due to be finalized in April.
Mariah Carey is still going with the look of keeping Nick Cannon’s career and manhood in stuffed under her shirt and still hasn’t confirmed she is pregnant. She has been in the game far too long to blow a People cover. Mimi will be announcing her womb is no longer vacant on Oprah as a white light shines behind her and glitter cannons explode behind in a dazzling spectacle as her minions pass out copies of ‘Merry Christmas II You’ before exiting on a gleaming white pony.
Obviously she is preggers and Hollybaby says that an insider-witness-source type has blabbed to them that Mariah is pregnant with a baby boy.
“She’s having a boy, but the reason that Mariah didn’t want to say anything is because she is 40, and she’s superstitious,” the insider says. “But she’s going to appear on Oprah and The View, so she’s planning on making the announcement soon.”
I am willing to bet my entire life savings ($23.82) that she will still have bedazzled onesies and pink leopard print tights for this little sparklebeast. It will also be delivered via c-section because The Mimi doesn’t do labor.
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Renee Zellweger is far wiser than I thought. She shares my distaste for children and contrary to reports she wants a baby so bad she dressing up her cats in bibs and feeding them applesauce a la Jennifer Aniston, Renee is more focused on her career and continuing her relationship with Bradley Cooper.
“Renee knows time isn’t on her side as far as getting pregnant is concerned,” a source said. “But she’s desperate to become a mom. She’d love to have a baby with Bradley. Renee has even talked about the possibility of adoption.”
She is too busy trying to score roles in Cooper’s movies. Right now she is attempting to secure a role as a love interest for one of his costars in the Hangover sequel.
Via Showbiz Spy:
“Renee loves the first movie and this just gives her and Brad a reason to hang out together on set. The funny thing is Renee looks like playing a girl the guys meet and one of them has a one-night-stand with her — only it’s not Brad’s character!”
I should really buy stock in the Hollywood beard ring.
Click HERE to see what other celebrity couple are moving…
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With the official cast announcement just a few weeks away, “Dancing With the Stars” casting rumors are running rampant. Ryan Tedder of One Republic dropped the ‘mirror’ ball on the red carpet last night at the Grammy Awards. In an interview, Ryan revealed his good friend Gavin Degraw is lined up for the next season [...]
Grammys: Adele’s First Post-Surgery Performance by Spi0n Adele returned to the stage at the 2012 Grammy Awards. She swept most of the awards and treated the audience to ‘Rolling in the Deep.’ This is her first public performance since recovering from vocal cord surgery, [Keep Clicking Thumbnails for a Larger Image] Images Via: Wenn.com
Katy Perry debuted ‘Part of Me’ at the 2012 Grammy Awards. The break up tune has also been leaked online. The song was actually created before she split with Russell Brand. It has since been reworked and Katy werked it at the awards. [Keep Clicking Thumbnails for a Larger Image] Images Via: Wenn.com
