Melissa Rycroft Pregnant

Everyone is either getting married or pregnant or a combination of the two. One the former Dancing with the Hasbeens contestants is also knocked up (click HERE to see what recently married couple is also expecting.)

Melissa Rycroft revealed to the Good Morning America team that she is pregnant

“Apparently Tye and I wanted to see how many life-changing events we could fit into one calendar year. From getting engaged, married, new job, and we are now pregnant.” The reality star also joked that right now she has a “baby pooch,” though “the baby bump will come later.”

So will hemorrhoids and an episiotomy. Congrats!

Craig Ferguson is Pregnant!

Well, his wife is anyway. My favorite talk show host ever, sorry Team Coco, Craig Ferguson announced via Twitter that his wife, Megan Wallace, is pregnant.

“Holy crackers! Mrs F is pregnant. How did that happen?” Ferguson Tweeted Wednesday. “Oh yeah I know how. Another Ferguson arrives in 2011. The world trembles.”

Craig and Megan have been married since 2008. Congrats to the Fergusons! May the Robot Skeleton Army rejoice and the Hollowed Out Volcano be decorated with baby friendly things.

Jessica Simpson Debuts New Boyfriend – PHOTOS

Jessica Simpson is getting her little heart all set on another man who will probably end up exiting stage left after he can no longer withstand her penchant for dutch ovens. However, I genuinely hope it works out for Jess because Jennifer Aniston is already doing the scorned and always single gal for the pity card.

Jess has been “rushing into” a relationship with former NFL player, Eric Johnson, according to OK! mag. They ran some story claiming that she is pregnant after nailing this guy for just 5 weeks. *Eye rolls and hair flips in disbelief courtesy of a Dynasty marathon.* (CLICK HERE for the story on Jessica Simpson Pregnant with a Married Man’s Baby story.)

Meanwhile, she has been cashing in on her new boyfriend and spending time vacationing in Capri with him after meeting his family last week.

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Alicia Keys and Baby OK After Fall – VIDEO

On Saturday July 3rd, Alicia Keys fell onstage during her concert at the 2010 Essence Music Festival. It was just a small tumble and she was able to carry on singing with no issues. However, the singer recently announced that she is pregnant and she and fiancé Swiss Beatz are due this fall. Fans have been worried and upset, but a rep insists she and baby are completely fine.

“Alicia and baby are fine and all is well.”

The performance at the Essence Music Festival will be her last concert for the summer as she takes a maternity leave.

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Tiger Woods Fathered Two Children with Mistresses

It comes as no surprise that Tiger Woods has two illegitimate children. I am betting that Maury is practically vibrating with excitement at the thought of telling Tiger, “You ARE the father!”

A porn star named Devon James swears on her bank account that Tiger is the father of her nine year old son. She claims, like all the rest of the members of the Woods Wheel O’ Flesh Peddlers, that he rarely wore a condom and she gave birth to a baby boy in 2001.

Via Radar:

“She says Tiger is the father of her child and she’s insistent about it.” James claimed to have had a two-and-a-half year affair with the superstar when he paid her and another woman $2,000 each for a ‘two-girl party.’ The pair engaged in unprotected sex and James became pregnant, a source squealed. Yet it wasn’t until a chance encounter with Woods, six years later, that the Florida woman told Woods that she believed her son was his.”

So the only real “proof” that she has that her son is Tiger Junior is the fact they look alike? I think there would be more merit in a claim that his first words were Ambien or Golden Showers.

Another woman, Theresa Rogers, has also come forward to claim that Woods is the father of her daughter. A journalist type in England has also helped Rogers shill her story about her Tiger Woods sexy times resulting in a child. A documentary on his mating habits is due to air across the pond this week detailing the golfer’s transgressions and talk with the woman who claims to have DNA proof.

“Rumors about a love child have circulated since dad-of-two Tiger, 34, split from wife Elin. Theresa Rogers reportedly gave birth to a girl in 2003 and demanded £2million for her silence. The claims are in Channel 4′s Tiger Woods: The Rise and Fall, on Thursday.”

I am surprised it took these hoes this long to cash in on some baby-daddy cash. In case you lost count, I believe the number of crotch jockies is up to 15.

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Morgan Freeman to Father a Child with His Step-Granddaughter

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Morgan Freeman has reportedly agreed to try for a baby with girlfriend E’Dena Hines, who he has carried on a decade long affair with. Oh, did I mention she’s his step-granddaughter? Hines is the granddaughter of Morgan’s first wife, Jeanette Adair Bradshaw. They are not related by blood, but Freeman did help to raise Hines for a greater part of her life. Hines is also said to be the cause for the split between Morgan and his second wife, Myrna, when his affair began with the then-teenaged Hines.

Per Celebitchy:

“E’Dena wants Morgan’s baby,” a close source told The Enquirer. “She believes that will give her a final hold on Morgan and, after his divorce with Myrna is over, she will end up marrying him.”

“Morgan has gone along with E’Dena’s wishes of having a baby,” said the close source. “he knows it would be disastrous is E’Dena blew up and went public with everything she knows.”

Myrna apparently found out about this little situation, and sources say she is furious and trying to put a stop to it telling E’Dena she has ‘another thing coming’ if she thinks she will be having his baby. Myrna is making it known that she would do everything she could to talk Morgan out of it.

Did anyone else throw up in their mouth a little? This is just wrong on so many different levels.

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Charlie Sheens Wife Drank While Pregnant

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Yeah, I could see something like this putting some major strain on any relationship! Charlie Sheen’s wife Brooke Mueller reportedly went to rehab for alcohol abuse when she was five months pregnant with twins Bob and Max, after several bottles of alcohol were found in her car. It is also being said that the couple fought bitterly due to Brooke’s drinking while pregnant, and Charlie blamed her for the premature birth of the twins and the heart issue that kept one of their son’s hospitalized for several weeks after the other baby came home from the hospital. However, her attorney Yale Galanter is fighting back, claiming the reports are “dead wrong.”

Per E!:

“I know that’s not true. I’m very familiar with the situation, and that’s totally not true. She was not in rehab for alcohol abuse while pregnant. That never occurred. She’s an incredible mother; it’s amazing to see her with her children.”

Well, do you really expect her to stand up and say “Why yes, I did go to rehab for alcohol while I was pregnant. My sons medical problem is solely my fault!” Galanter is currently working on lifting the protection order that bans Brooke and Charlie from contacting each other after their Christmas spat spiraled out of control. (Read about that here.) Given she was drunk at 8:30am on Christmas morning, I tend to doubt her credibility. Its about time Charlie and Brooke cut their losses and go their separate ways!

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Jennifer Hudson Pregnant Again

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Well isn’t this quite the Christmas present! Jennifer Hudson is knocked up with her second child just four months after giving birth to son David Jr. – at least according to the rumors floating around – and reportedly found out about their new impending bundle of joy on December 10th.

Per Hollyscoop:

A friend of Hudson’s tells Star magazine, “Jennifer was in total shock when she found out she was having another baby.” The source continued, “She had wanted some space between the kids’ ages.(But) she and David love kids. It’s another thing for them to celebrate during the holidays.”

Well if this is indeed true, then congratulations to the happy couple! … And also, best of luck once the youngest hits their terrible 2′s and the oldest is in his terror 3′s!

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Jennifer Aniston Gives Birth to 19th Tabloid Baby

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Take that Michelle Duggar and Angelina Jolie.Jennifer Aniston is welcoming her 19th baby. Brad Pitt reportedly even helped her create this mythical baby in one of those home brewing kits that you typical make the world’s worst beer in.

Star is vehement that Jen is going to get herself a baby and has enlisted her ex’s help. New Weekly also insists that Aniston was pregnant with Pitt’s baby when he fell into the Angelina Jolie’s voodoo vag. I would like to remind you that New Mag also claimed Kristen Stewart was pregnant with Robert Pattinson’s baby (click HERE to read about the fictitious Stewart pregnancy story).

It appears my hypocrisy knows no bounds today.

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Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes $75 Million Second Baby

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Rumor has it that Katie Holmes and husband Tom Cruise will be trying to baby number 2 in the New Year. According to OK!, the couple finally think its time to expand their brood and are ready to give daughter Suri a sibling.

Per Ok!:

“She no longer feels like she’s just Mrs. Cruise. She’s her own person again,” a pal tells OK! of the couple’s decision. “She and Tom have their disagreements, but deep down they love each other very much. That’s what is important.”

Although, rumors have been running rampant lately claiming the couple, who celebrated their three-year anniversary last month, have been separated because of marital tensions and not just due to work schedules. Reportedly, Katie has accepted a large sum of money to allow the baby making to happen. Or at least that’s what OK! seems to suggest, since the cover of its latest cover screams “$75 MILLION FOR BABY #2.” Hell, for that much money I’ll give him a whole little league team’s worth of chaps! Its been said that Katie wanted to wait until she had another box office hit before trying for a second child, which isn’t surprising when you consider that she’s already spent millions on Suri’s wardrobe alone this year. Better hope for a boy this time, Tom.

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