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After the President baracked out on ‘The Late Show,” he treated a crowd of nearly 2,000 journalists, politicians and celebrities to his ability to deliver quips while laughing about the secret service’s penchant for hookers. Ah, yes. It’s that time of year when our nation’s leader is Prom King for the night and Kim Kardashian is invited strictly to be the a$$ end of every punchline.
TMZ was screeching at the top of their lungs that JFK was a big whore and had a photo of him on a boat with a bunch of naked women crawling all over like it was a video for Diddy. The gossip site was a tingly over their “discovery” of a photo of him playing captain of the good ship hooter pop. They had a slew of experts look at the photo and examine it for authenticity and evidence of photoshopping. Upon the confirmation the pic was real, they ran a story titled: “The JFK Photo That Could Have Changed History,” which tried to prove that John F. Kennedy was cheating while Jackie Kennedy was rushed to the hospital. She had a cesarean, but Arabella Kennedy was stillborn on August 23, 1956.
TMZ claims that he was on a boat in the Mediterranean with the naked women while Jackie suffered. The site is trying to run the idea that if the story of his cheating got out before he ran for President… that history could have been altered. However, The Smoking Gun found the photo in a 1967 Playboy spread.
“According to the caption accompanying the Playboy photo spread, four couples were enjoying themselves on a trip to Petit Rameau, an island in the Grenadines. As “Andy” sunned himself on deck, “Elaine” dove naked into the water while “Roxanna” provocatively shimmied up a ladder.”
TMZ has since retracted their claims of the photos of John F. Kennedy as legit and dubbed it a fake. Typically the site is on the money and rarely wrong. This just goes to show you that you can’t be right all the time.
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Former President Bill Clinton and Secretary of State Hillary Clinton‘s daughter, Chelsea, is engaged. The only child of the couple is set to marry the son of a former congressman from Iowa and congresswoman from Pennsylvania: Investment banker Marc Mezvinsky. Chelsea and Marc, who have been dating well before her mother was on the democratic campaign trail, were friends as teenagers and studied together at Stanford University. The couple was rumored to be getting married last summer in Martha’s Vineyard but the stories turned out to be false. They announced their engagement in a mass e-mail to over 500 family and friends Friday morning.
Per ABC:
“We’re sorry for the mass email but we wanted to wish everyone a belated Happy Thanksgiving! We also wanted to share that we are engaged! We didn’t get married this past summer despite the stories to the contrary, but we are looking toward next summer and hope you all will be there to celebrate with us. Happy Holidays! Chelsea & Marc.”
The happy couple live in New York, and he employed by Goldman Sachs while she attends graduate school at Columbia University’s School of Public Health. Though all four of their parents are political figures, both of their fathers were at the center of scandals – Clinton with the whole Monica Lewinsky situation, and Edward Mezvinsky, who was released from federal prison last year after pleading guilty to charges of bank and wire fraud.
It sounds like she picked the right guy! In February last year, Marc bought a 1,900-square-foot apartment in NYC for just over $4 million – in cash. And no, that is not a typo! I don’t know about you, but I want to see that engagement ring. Someone who can afford a house like that can surely afford one hell of a sparkler! Let’s hope she has better luck than her mother.
So I don’t typically touch base on my adoration for the best show currently on tv right now, but “House” is my crack and may or may not have a Hugh Laurie fetish. Moving along….SPOILER ALERT! If you are a “House” fan and haven’t seen last night’s episode STOP here
Last night we were treated to a turn events that has been a brewing rumor all year. The suicide watch had theorized that 13, played by the stunning Olivia Wilde, would be the one to kill herself. Last night that theory was shot to hell. Loveable and underrated Kutner was the one commit suicide.
It’s a permanent loss to the show. Unfortunately it’s not one of House’s bad dreams or a drug induced hallucination. Kal Penn has left the show. Strike that, he has left the acting field completely. He told Ausiello of his departure from film and tv is due to his desire to do something else. His ‘something else’ is working at the White House. No joke kids.
“I was incredibly honored a couple of months ago to get the opportunity to go work in the White House. I got to know the President and some of the staff during the campaign and had expressed interest in working there, so I’m going to be the associate director in the White House office of public liaison. They do outreach with the American public and with different organizations. They’re basically the front door of the White House. They take out all of the red tape that falls between the general public and the White House. It’s similar to what I was doing on the campaign.”
Sad to see him go but it was a delicious ending for his character. This is why I adore the show. Coming up on “House”….Cameron and Chase break up and according to Ausiello there is a “twist” after the two split. In previews for future episodes Cuddy confronts Cameron and point blank asks her if she is in love with House.
Ooooo….ahhh! Knowing this show, she and 13 will be having a sexual tryst resulting in a turkey baster baby. Doubtful, but one can only hope.
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So I have to address the Michelle Obama sweater-gate that took place a few days ago. Several of you loved her argyle/sequins combo while others, like myself, hated it and found it an odd choice to wear to meet the royalty and fellow country running comrades. I hold to that opinion. However, I am First Lady Obama fan so….
I post this in a peace offering. The jet-set First Lady flew to Prague after making a stop in France to visit Carla Bruni. During the flight to her next destination, Michelle busted out a body hugging black dress and black cropped cardigan that boasted three quarter sleeves.
Redemption at it’s finest. It was simple and appropriate travel wear. Obama also sported her favorite kitten heels. Upgrade. It was a bit different for her. She isn’t afraid of color, which I do (believe it or not) adore about her, but this flight friendly style was demure and (forgive me if conservatives) sexy.
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The First Lady of Fierce is on the cover of Vogue.
Michelle Obama is the second Presidential wife to graced the cover of the Fashion Bible. Hilary Clinton was first to make the cover in 1998. Annie Leibovitz was the photographer for the shoot that took place at the Hay-Adams Hotel. This was the Obama family’s digs before the official inauguration.
On the cover she is wearing a bold magenta dress by Jason Wu. (He was also responsible for her inaugural gown.) In the issue she also wears a simple little black dress by another of her personal favorites, Narciso Rodriguez. Inside she address a few questions one was about trying to keep her role as mother first in her life.
Via The Washington Post Per Vogue:
“I’m going to try to take [our two daughters] to school every morning – as much as I can,” she says, according to the Post. “But there’s also a measure of independence. And obviously there will be times I won’t be able to drop them off at all. I like to be a presence in my kids’ school. I want to know the teacher; I want to know the other parents.”
Anna Wintour also sang her praises. (This speaks volumes as Wintour is a bit…well…picky.)
“Change was the clarion call of Barack Obama’s election campaign, though I don’t think any of us at Vogue initially realized that would include the difference that was going to be made by First Lady Michelle Obama’s wardrobe … It’s inspiring to see our first lady so serene and secure in her personal style.”
Thank God Annie let her keep her top on. What? Too soon?
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If you are like me (and you should be, because I am pretty awesome), then you love Ricky Gervais. Not only is he the brilliant mind behind the American version of “The Office,” but he also spearheaded the hilarious HBO show, “Extras” after demonstrating he ended the run of the UK version of “The Office” (which, in my opinion, was even funnier than our version here in the states).
Ricky has now taken to his official blog to issue a letter to our new President Barak Obama. In the letter, Ricky reveals his disgust of the fact that Paris Hilton is currently residing in his London neighborhood while shooting her show “Paris Hilton’s British Best Friend” for ITV2.
In his letter, he proposes a ‘trade’ with our new Prez:
“Mr. President. We are not stupid. This is clearly a retaliatory strike for Posh Spice moving to LA. I know it, and you know it, so let’s cut the ‘it’s a free country’ nonsense and come to some agreement. I propose an exchange.”
Gervais continues the hilarity by suggesting him and Obama set Hilton and Beckham up in New York and switch their limos thus returning both to their native countries.
On behalf of all Americans I would like to say that we do not accept this request Mr. Gervais. You can keep Paris until she finds her best friend, or until the entire British population ends up at the free clinic getting treated for crabs. Whichever comes first. My money is on the crabs.
Read Ricky Gervais’ Full Entry After the Cut – “Click Read More…”
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You know heads are going to roll when Mimi gets mad. Someone had to the nerve to stick her at the meager VIP table studded with fellow celebs. Carey wanted to sit on Barack Obama’s lap at talk about “Gossip Girls.”
Spies present at the Inagural Ball stated that Mariah Carey through a fit after discovering she wasn’t going to sit with the President. After she performed for the Obama’s she left in huff, furious at the thought she’d have to sit with the commoners.
Via Page Six:
“Mariah was in the VIP area, where every celebrity, like Jon Bon Jovi, Mary J. Blige, Alicia Keys and Bruce Springsteen, was seated. But somehow she thought she’d be up with the Obama family. When she realized she wasn’t, she bailed.”
Mariah wasn’t the only one who was angry. Sean Combs, Diddy, Puffy whatever was also pissy because Jay-Z got to perform while he was left sitting in the crowd.
Oh for the love of Sparklepants! These celebrity egos are ridiculous. At least have the talent to back it up. I know that they wake up in the morning a piss excellence, but this some John Mayer shiz.
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