Project Runway Season 6 Episode 1 Recap

Project Runway Season 6 Episode 2 Recap

Last week we had someone nearly quit before they even set their fingers on a sewing machine, a model went down the runway essentially nude and they faced the most boring challenge ever. (Click here to read Project Runway Season 6 Episode 1 Recap)

The designers begin the show by talking about the first challenge. Althea just can’t wrap her mind around the elmination of Ari. Really? She is confused by the elimination of someone who cranked out a dress worthy of an SNL space skit in which the Coneheads hit a disco and experimented with coke? I bet she thinks Donald Trumps weave is awesome too.

Heidi comes out an announces they will be designing a “pregnancy chic” look. Rebecca Romijn waltzes out and demands something that makes her boobs looks fantastic but allows her to show off her twin baby bump. This is a slightly better challenge and I have hope for the season.

Logan is scared of pregnant women and babies. I suddenly feel a connection with him. The designers strap bumps to their mannequins and most are confused as to wear the strap ons go. I am sure this is a constant issue. Qristyl is once again freaking the funk out at Mood. Girl is spilling stuff around running around like she’s at a sample sale. Tim tells her to calm down and probably slips her a downer.

Fabric starts to form on mannequins and Chicken Little (Malvin) is wrapping a towel around his mannequin and calling his look “Motha Hen.” Good bye Chicken Little. It was lovely meeting you and your fluffy mohawk. Of course, Althea loves his little egg themed look. The kiss of death. Ra’mon is shizzing himself because Nina, despite being on downers at the last challenge, told him he was playing it safe the first round. Mitchel is prancing around with a gigantic pair of brown shorts. He wastes presious time letting the girls put them on.

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Huzzah! It’s FINALLY here. The much anticipated return of “Project Runway” hath cometh.

Enter token gay man Ra’mon. Logan looks like Chase from “House.” Johnny opens by talking about his meth addiction and how it kept him from several past seasons. Gordana has big accent ya, hahaha! Malvin has a fluffy muff on his head and we move on to Qristyl, who is not a stripper as her name suggests, but a purveyor of plus size clothes she deems “plus sexy.” I have a feeling we are going to be kindred spirits or mortal enemies.

A little brunette pops out from a cab and I hate her powdered sugar personality already. Her name is Shirin and means “sweet.” She has nice hair though. Nina is going to make this little girl her bitch. Nicolas is going to be all queeny as he is bragging about his dress making Vogue and his bio vid shows a horrid body suit/silver body condom he created. Mitchell looks like he should be working at Pizza Hut, but insists he knows how to dress a woman.

Holy shiz! It’s Bob Marley! Nope it’s some guy named Epperson who the glance over as another queen has entered the room. Christopher is from Minnesota and everyone giggles because he might as well have announced himself as a drag queen with a penchant for tractor pulls.

Ari is Sam Ronson’s feminine side embodied. Her first words “Hello fabric, what would you like me to make you into today!?” Seriously…if Winona Ryder and Sam mated this would be the result. She also wants to make you a tacky jacket that you could “go into a tent that would also have water purification systems and you’d be comfortable in it.” What? Seriously…keep her away from Johnny otherwise they will be sharing meth stories and giggling in the pantry while eating all the Fruit Loops while Dr. Drew does a cross over show and helps them put the crack pipe down.

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