project runway season 6

Project Runway Season 6 Winner 2009 *Spoiler Alert*

**Spoiler ALERT** (Sorry kittens!) In what some critics are deeming the worst season of Project Runway, the antagonist won. Irina was named the winner of the dullest season ever. Althea Harper, Irina Shabayeva and Carol Hannah Whitfield were the final three in the competition that led to Bryant Park.

If you failed to catch this season, you didn’t miss much. There was they cryer: Christopher, the token straight man (who bared an uncanny resemblance to Dr. Chase on House): Logan, the bitch: Mean-a Irina (who spent most of her time accusing people of stealing her ideas), and the one you were pulling for: Carol Hannah. Despite the move to L.A. and the opportunity to refresh a stale theme, the show was exactly the same. Right down to the low budget soft core porn music that played while the judging went on.

Carol Hannah might have been robbed of the title, but Irina couldn’t care less. She and her ALL black collection won the $100K and bragging rights she desperately wanted. Along with her spoils, model Kalyn Hemphill nabbed the winners spot for Models of the Runway.

Season 7 will return in just a few short WEEKS. January 14th will bring in a new season of Project Runway.

Project Runway Season 6 Episode 1 Recap – Hot Mess Hell

Huzzah! It’s FINALLY here. The much anticipated return of “Project Runway” hath cometh.

Enter token gay man Ra’mon. Logan looks like Chase from “House.” Johnny opens by talking about his meth addiction and how it kept him from several past seasons. Gordana has big accent ya, hahaha! Malvin has a fluffy muff on his head and we move on to Qristyl, who is not a stripper as her name suggests, but a purveyor of plus size clothes she deems “plus sexy.” I have a feeling we are going to be kindred spirits or mortal enemies.

A little brunette pops out from a cab and I hate her powdered sugar personality already. Her name is Shirin and means “sweet.” She has nice hair though. Nina is going to make this little girl her bitch. Nicolas is going to be all queeny as he is bragging about his dress making Vogue and his bio vid shows a horrid body suit/silver body condom he created. Mitchell looks like he should be working at Pizza Hut, but insists he knows how to dress a woman.

Holy shiz! It’s Bob Marley! Nope it’s some guy named Epperson who the glance over as another queen has entered the room. Christopher is from Minnesota and everyone giggles because he might as well have announced himself as a drag queen with a penchant for tractor pulls.

Ari is Sam Ronson’s feminine side embodied. Her first words “Hello fabric, what would you like me to make you into today!?” Seriously…if Winona Ryder and Sam mated this would be the result. She also wants to make you a tacky jacket that you could “go into a tent that would also have water purification systems and you’d be comfortable in it.” What? Seriously…keep her away from Johnny otherwise they will be sharing meth stories and giggling in the pantry while eating all the Fruit Loops while Dr. Drew does a cross over show and helps them put the crack pipe down.

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