Robert Pattinson is a “Pussy” According to Stephen Moyer

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Who is Stephen Moyer? Well, if you’re a Twi-Hard he’s the next hit on your list. For those over 30 out there, you likely know Moyer as vampire Bill on the HBO series, “True Blood”.

In a recent interview, Moyer was asked his feelings about beloved “Twilight” vampire and my personal sex-slave, Robert Pattinson.

Via Oh No They Didn’t:

“He’s a pussy! He’s the Slim-Fast, Diet Coke of vampires.”

I don’t quite think Moyer knows what he is getting himself into with that statement. Any second now, a mini-van full of chicks ranging in age from 14 to 60 will descend upon him with body glitter-claws drawn.

Let us not worry too much about Sparklepants. His abs may be fake, but that’s not stopping him from getting his slut on while shooting his new flick “Remember Me” in NYC.

Via People:

“Earlier this month, Pattinson was seen at a bar with friends, but was paying special attention to a petite blonde who spoke with a foreign accent. ‘They sat next to each and he was leaning close to her. They were whispering to each other the entire night. It seemed clear that he was into her’.”

I thought I did a pretty good job at hiding that accent of mine. Damn that Rosetta Stone!

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Britney Spears Tampon Video Surfaces

Britney Spears sneezes wrong and the world hears about it. So I am guessing her lady bits have a vendetta against the singer. I would too considering the caliber of hood-rats her banjingo has hosted. Last month she suffered a wardrobe malfunction in Tampa which caused her to air out to the entire audience: “My p**sy is hanging out!” (Click HERE for the photos and video of that disaster.)

It appears as though Spears’ tampon string was hanging out during a live performance from her “Circus” tour. While singing “Boys,” a bit of white string is visible at her crotch and it is unclear if it is a bit of frayed string from her military costume or something else. The video is now making it’s way through the net dubbed as “The Britney Spears Tampon Video.”

Lets give the benefit of doubt and say she’s smuggling a bomb and the fuse was hanging out.