Bridget Moynahan is Going to Shank Gisele Bundchen

Remember when baby daddy stealing Gisele Bundchen talked crazy to Vanity Fair about her Tom Brady’s son being “100% her own” baby? Yeah, that didn’t sit well with his real mother.

Bridget Moynahan is furious with Gisele. The newlywed Victoria Secret veteran wasn’t exactly in the good graces of Bridget, but now that she has brought baby John into her press whoring the gloves are off. A “friend” of team Moynahan went to Page Six and revealed her wrath.

“If Gisele loved Bridget’s child like he was ’100 percent her own,’ then she would not talk about him in the press. Discretion and respect are not either of Gisele or Tom’s virtues, as was evidenced even when the child was still unborn and they publicly flaunted their relationship without any discretion whatsoever.

Don’t you think Jack will grow up and read her comments and find them disrespectful to him and his mother? If Tom is such a great father as everyone likes to say, then you would think that he’d respect the privacy of his young child and would ask his wife not to use his son as a publicity prop and a subject of public discussion. Is she is so desperate for attention that she can’t find anything more productive to talk about other than Bridget’s child?”

Egads. Someone is going to get an earful from someone’s attorney. I am guessing Tom doesn’t ask Gisele to do anything. Princess Chi Chi’s probably does, says and gets whatever her perky bum wants. The “friend” also added in a final quip…

“Hey Gisele — real mothers don’t call their kids ‘it.’ “

This is true and hence my aversion to children. I once called the little mongrel boys next door “those things of mass destruction their parents call children” and I am no longer on their Christmas Card list. Which is said because I now lack something festive to line my kitty’s poo box with.

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Fred Durst Talks About Britney Spears Romance

Fred Durst is reheating the Britney Spears he-said, she-said fiasco over their 2003 rumored romance.

I am guessing this is in order to remain relevant, but Durst is back to claiming he and Spears were in love. If you recall, she and Fred worked to together to write songs for her upcoming album. Things turned gooey and he became outspoken about his lovey feelings for Britney, telling fans she “happens to be a person that I [wouldn't] have thought could make me feel this way.”

Either he was lying or Spears was on damage control. She went on TRL to blast the relationship rumors stating that she “barely knew” Durst. He became irate and fired back via Howard Stern. He went on the shock jock’s show and swore on “his child’s blue eyes” that he was telling the truth.

Durst has reopened the subject telling MTV about his current feelings regarding Britney.

“It just became a fiasco of madness. I always stay true to my heart and true to everything I did and my intentions, and I am in no way a liar.”

Fred also mused about her subsequent downfall. The following 6 years after their alleged affair became a slow train wreck for her.

“I look back on it as very interesting how things have been sort of unraveling for her since… but it is what it is. I can sleep at night knowing I made decisions that I wanted to make. I’m a supporter. I was then, I guess I am now. I just guess at the time it was taboo for a guy like me to be associated with a gal like her.”

Hmm….She went on to marry and procreate with Kevin Federline. I am pretty sure that she didn’t fear his “taboo” factor. Someone get this guy a copy of “He’s Just Not That Into You.” It was probably a drunken one night stand that he turned into some “union of two souls” moment. I’d deny, deny, deny too.

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Celebrity Quotes: Radiohead’s Thom Yorke

“When Miley grows up, she’ll learn not to have a sense of entitlement.”

-Regarding Miley Cyrus’ comments about the band’s meet and greet snub at the 2009 Grammy Awards.