Mel Gibson’s Girlfriend, Oksana Grigorieva, is Broke

Mel Gibson’s Crazy Racist Tour continues with a growing album of threats of arson mixed with offensive terms thanks to his former girlfriend. Oksana Grigorieva has been sharing tapes she made catching Gibson threatening her and confirming that he hit her. (Click HERE for the Mel Gibson Rant Tape).

Now, it has been revealed that she was dumb enough to sign a cohabitation agreement that pretty much guarantees she won’t get even a nibble at the Mel Gibson billion dollar pie.

“The contract, which Oksana signed while she was pregnant last year, prevents her from laying any future claim to Gibson’s extensive business empire or vast assets, we’re told.”

The report goes on to saw that provisions were made to care for Mel and Oksana’s love child, Lucia. However, his now ex-mistress says Mel hasn’t given her dime toward child support.

“He is not paying me a penny.I am having to live on credit cards and borrowed money… It is not a good situation.”

She is now fighting the agreement and stating that she didn’t sign the final copy of the document, but did sign a draft form “under duress” in late June.

[Keep Clicking Thumbnails for a Larger Image]

Images Via: WENN.com

Mel Gibson Tapes – AUDIO

Mel Gibson is summoning the powers from Mount A-hole and going on another crazed rant. All those claims by Oksana Grigorieva about threatening her and calling her names that would make an Irish sailor with tourettes blush…are legit.

[Mel Gibson Threatening and Racist Rant – TAPE – AUDIO]

Radar finally released part of the tapes. The rest of the series you can stuff your worst enemy’s Christmas stocking with will be available in a few days. Following the release of the tape, Mel’s agency, William Morris Endeavor Entertainment, has dropped him.

I can’t imagine why. (Note sarcasm) What isn’t normal about threatening to burn the house down with your mistress inside after oral copulation? (More sarcasm) Or what is wrong with threatening to bury your mistress in the rose garden? Maybe it’s some new sex craze Tiger Woods came up with after watching an Eminem video. (Even more sarcasm.)

UPDATE: A third tape has hit the net! Click HERE to hear Tape 3 of Mel Gibson’s Racist and Crazy Rants.

Salma Hayek’s Hissy Fit

salma-hayek-outside-beso-1.jpg

When Salma Hayek can’t get a seat at a restaurant, she goes a tad crazy! While out with a couple of her friends Wednesday night, Hayek threw a hissy fit and made quite the scene at the Chateau Marmont restaurant when she wasn’t able to be seated immediately without a reservation. Salma reportedly wanted to eat outside and didn’t feel as though she should have to wait for a table.

Per Radar:

“The beautiful actress was with a couple of girlfriends and when she realized the patio was full and the hostess wouldn’t seat her – Salma freaked out! She created a scene, yelling Spanish…The hostess tried to calm her down and said she could have the first available table. Even her girlfriends tried to calm her down. But Salma was steaming and then switched to complaining in English and didn’t stop until a party left and she was seated.”

I guess it’s one of the biggest humiliations in celeb-world, to be seen waiting for anything. “Radar” claims to have been there, and seen everything with their very own eyes. Salma’s rep, however, is putting a different spin on the entire situation.

Per Perez Hilton:

Salma’s publicist tells us, “Salma went to the Chateau last night for a drink later in the evening to celebrate her birthday with friends. When she arrived (around 10pm) her entire party was already there and seated. She joined her family and friends at the table and had a lovely evening.”

Whether this turns out to be true or not this woman is married to a billionaire so she’s probably used to getting everything she wants. Let this be a warning to all the Hostesses and Waiters/Waitresses out there: When Salma Hayek rolls up to your place to eat, make sure this woman has a seat – pronto!

[Keep Clicking Thumbnails for a Larger Image]

Images Via: wenn.com

Britney Spears Radar Official Video – See it Here!

[Britney Spears Radar Official Video]

Ah yes. Britney Spears’ video for Radar has hit the net. I doubt it will be up for long so enjoy it while you can.

For those of you who miss it here is a recap:

Britney pulls up to what I am assuming is boyfriend’s mansion. They walk through ome stables and everything is about ponies. Flashes of boyfriend playing polo and Brit watching him with those fancy opera glasses. Snooze. Boyfriend then gives her necklace and goes out to hose down his pony (literally horse and hose WTF?) while Brit writhes around on a bed for a bit. Then she goes down to the stable while Polo boy is braiding his horsey’s tail. Flash to a polo game and Spears looking like she is “My Fair Lady” extra wearing what appears to be a black scrunchie in her weave. She then ditches her boy for another pony lover and drops the necklace first man ho gave her on the floor and runs off into the sunset with new guy.

All I got from this was tones of bestiality mixed with a black scrunchie in the ascot scene.

Britney Spears Shooting Radar Video – Photos

As it was announced what seems like decades ago, “Radar” will be a Britney Spears single. The re-rising singer is currently shoot the video for the some that was on her “Blackout” album. I am pretty sure she is recreating the ascot scene from “My Fair Lady,” but we will go with music video as I don’t recall Gators running about Eliza Doolittle.

Here is the song in case you are missing out.

[Keep Clicking Thumbnails for a Larger Image]

Images Via: Radar