WTF happened to Rainbow Brite? I adored her as a child and have been after my own pony circa Starlite (the most magical beast in the universe before Robert Pattinson’s unicorn patch surfaced) since I was 5. However, now she has an eating disorder and is a pair of sparkly heart shaped pasties away from walking a runway arm and arm with Lindsay Lohan.
Hallmark has revamped Rainbow Brite to appeal to the new generation of future Dr. Drew patients. My inner child is rocking itself in a corner as this new ho posing a Brite goes on a ho stroll with her legion of sprites to visit the new hormone injected Strawberry Shortcake after her botched lipo incident. It’s only a matter of time before their is corner war between Rainbow’s pimpery and the Bratz dolls.
[Keep Clicking Thumbnails for a Larger Image]
Images Via: Hallmark
