Times are tough, kittens. So tough that ‘National Lampoon’s Vacation’ star Randy Quaid and his wife, Evi have decided to start running out of posh hotels before paying for their stay.

That’s right. According to reports, the couple stiffed the San Ysidro Ranch near Santa Barbara out of thousands of dollars. Shortly after, a warrant was issued for their arrest on burglary and conspiracy charges. Law enforcement officials stated that they believed the two had every intention of skipping out with paying the bill.

The two were arrested this evening in Texas, and didn’t go down without a fight!

Via TMZ:

“Presidio County Sheriff’s deputies tell us Randy assaulted them both physically and verbally and resisted arrest, but they will not file charges. We’re also told the Sheriff’s office is in touch with officials in Santa Barbara County, who want Randy and Evi extradited.”

Is it weird that I was completely uninterested in the Quaid family until just now?