Joaquin Phoenix Goes Crazy While Buying a Cape

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There is nothing wrong with cape shopping. Batman, Superman and Elvis all have to get new threads at some point. However, Joaquin Phoenix has been acting nuttier than squirrel shiz lately. He claimed to have ditched acting for a career in rap, started wearing EZ Combs and waged a war against personal hygiene. (Which begs me to ask the question why is bathing the first to go when one goes crazy?) Phoenix also made a bizarre appearance on David Letterman awhile back (click HERE to see the crazy Joaquin Phoenix on David Letterman Video.)

Most people are claiming it is just an act for some Casey Affleck documentary. However, I am finding that a hard sell. Casey is married to Joaquin’s sister, Summer Phoenix. I highly doubt that she would let Casey film and make documentary of her brother’s downward spiral. Either way, lets hope he gets help.

Per National Enquirer Via Celebitchy:

It’s no hoax, folks – Joaquin Phoenix is one nutty fruitcake! The looney-toony star, dressed like a homeless derelict and muttering to himself nonstop, was spotted pawing through racks of clothes at Red Balls on Melrose, where he finally grabbed a black velvet cape, black trousers and mesh top, ducked into a dressing room – and began belting rap songs.

Emerging in his new outfit, he told the salesgirl he’d be wearing it home. Nervous, she asked: “What form of payment will you be using today, sir?”… then nearly jumped out of her skin when Phoenix banged down a wad of cash and yelled: “MONEY!”

Said an eyewitness: “He mumbled madly while the girl counted out his change and offered him a bag for his own clothes. Joaquin never said a word, rushed out of the store wearing his velvet cape – and dumped his old clothes in the nearest trash can!”

Maybe he was off to seduce Lindsay Lohan, she strikes me as someone who loves a ho in a cape.

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MTV Movie Awards Winner’s List and Photos

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The MTV Movie Awards were held last night, and to no one’s surprise, “Twilight” was the big winner. The night started with the vampire franchise winning the Best Fight award for Robert Pattinson’sEdward’ vs. Cam Giganet’sJames’ showdown in the ballet studio.

Sparklepants also picked up the award for Best Breakout Performance-male, Kristen Stewart took home the Best Female Performance award, and the two shared the coveted Best Kiss popcorn statuette beating out Sean Penn and James Franco’s man-on-man lip lock from the film “Milk”. “Twilight” also won Best Movie.

For those of you who joined us on the LiveChat over at Bumpshack.com, we hoped you enjoyed yourself and made it through our online screeching and screaming during the “New Moon” trailer. (See it by clicking here.)

The highlight of the evening in my opinion was the arrival of Bruno aka Sasha Baron Cohen. He came floating down from the sky, dressed like a nude angel, and planted his man parts right on the chin of rapper Eminem. Then all hell broke loose. A clearly upset Em began to drop F bombs faster than the censors could hit their little black button, and well, the rest is MTV History.

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Via US Weekly:

“It is not yet known if the rapper was in on the joke. But once Cohen was off Eminem, the rapper jumped up and stormed out of the theater with his bodyguards, as Zac Efron was named the winner of the category.”

Zac Efron tried to use his hair to distract the crowd as Eminem stormed out of the amphitheater. It didn’t work. Your hair is so last year Efron.

2009 MTV Movie Awards Full Winners List After the Cut. Click “Read More…” to see it.

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Joaquin Phoenix Attacks a Fan – Video

Just when you think Joaquin Phoenix has gone off the deep end, he shows you there are still a few more feet left for him to dive…literally.

While ‘performing’ at LIV nightclub at the Fountainbleau in Miami, Phoenix began exchanging insults with a paid actor fan near the front row.

Via TMZ.com:

“Phoenix [told] the heckler, ‘I’ve got millions of dollars in my f**king bank account. What do you got?’”

I am guessing the heckler retorted “self respect and a working shower” because Phoenix then jumped from the stage and began punching the man who has suspiciously not yet pressed charges. Someone may want to remind Phoenix that the money he earned making “Walk the Line” was blown on beard combs and rubber-bands for his hair.

Naturally while all this was happening, Phoenix’s BFF Casey Affleck was in the wings filming his documentary. Not wanting to chip a nail on his recently manicured hands, Affleck kept filming as opposed to rushing in to help, adding even more fuel to the theory that Joaquin is merely doing this for sport.