Uncle Jesse is a straight up perv with a love of coke and strippers according to Florida woman.
24 year old Allison Coss is in court and airing out dirty laundry that claims John Stamos attempted to get her drunk and have sex with her. It’s a lovely story that has all your favorite lines of extortion, drugs and old dudes trying to nail younger women.
Via Yahoo:
“Henderson and Assistant U.S. Attorney Maarten Vermaat agreed in their opening statements that Coss and Stamos met in Orlando, Fla., in 2004 — shortly after Stamos had separated from his wife, actress and supermodel Rebecca Romijn. The couple divorced the next year.
Henderson said Stamos, now 46, noticed Coss and another girl at a club, asked friends to bring them over and later invited the star-struck teens to his hotel room. Stamos ordered a drink for Coss even after she told him she was 17, Henderson said.
Two women who worked as strippers eventually showed up in the room with a bag of cocaine, she said, and Coss and her friend took a picture of Stamos bending over a table where the drugs had been laid out.”
Queue Lindsay Lohan entering the court and screaming “he was just taking a picture with a fan!” That didn’t really happen, but you know when the subject of cocaine photos come up her ears perk up and she is aware of a disturbance in the force. Regardless, the story continues with claims that John tried to diddle her but she was all… ‘Ew, old balls. No thanks.’
“Henderson said Stamos and Coss later kissed on a bed and got into a hot tub together after Stamos undressed and Coss stripped to her underwear. She said Stamos offered to perform oral sex on Coss, but she declined. Stamos eventually became frustrated, broke a bedpost with his hand and left the room before apologizing and inviting Coss to spend the night, which she did, Henderson said. For the next few years, they maintained a “flirty kind of relationship” by e-mail, Henderson said.”
Because email is the route of all evil, a few more emails from some unknown ho who called herself “Jessica T.” She claimed he was the father of her unborn child. Later a fellow who called himself “Brian L” hit Uncle Jesse’s inbox demanding $680,000 for photos of him posing next to the cocaine or they were going to be sold to a magazine.
Stamos called the FBI and a sting went down. In the end, Allison Coss and her sidekick, Scott Sippola, were both arrested. No photos of Stamos snorting the bad shiz were found in their homes.
What did we learn today kittens?
