Jimmy Kimmel’s White House Correspondents Dinner – VIDEOS

After the President baracked out on ‘The Late Show,” he treated a crowd of nearly 2,000 journalists, politicians and celebrities to his ability to deliver quips while laughing about the secret service’s penchant for hookers. Ah, yes. It’s that time of year when our nation’s leader is Prom King for the night and Kim Kardashian is invited strictly to be the a$$ end of every punchline.

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Reese Witherspoon’s Baby Bump PHOTOS

Ah, babies and junk. Reese Witherspoon took the family to church on Easter Sunday. After enjoying the services at the Santa Monica house of worship, her dress clung to her belly revealing a baby bump. (My apologies on using “baby bump,” but I am not up on the PC terminology for pregnant women.)

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‘Water for Elephants’ DVD and Book GIVEAWAY!!

LIFE IS THE MOST SPECTACULAR SHOW ON EARTH!

Witness The Epic Tale of Forbidden Love Starring Academy Award® Winner Reese Witherspoon and Robert Pattinson On Blu-ray and DVD November 1st.

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Reese Witherspoon Hit by a Car

Reese Witherspoon was stuck by a car while jogging yesterday (Wednesday) afternoon. This is exactly while I avoid such nonsense.

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Sarah Jessica Parker and Angelina Jolie Highest Paid Actresses

Forbes has come up with their list of Highest Paid Actresses. Using info from agents, lawyers, producers and their own “insiders,” they came up with a top five that includes the usual A-listers.

Surprisingly enough, Sarah Jessica Parker is at the top of the money heap. She tied with Angelina Jolie with a $30 million payout from May 2010 to May 2011. Most of SJP’s earnings still come from ‘Sex and the City.’ Between the second film and reruns of the show along with her perfumes and her involvement in designing Halston’s clothing…she doesn’t need a slew of blockbusters to keep her in her Manolos. Parker does have two films currently in post production.

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Reese Witherspoon Slams Blake Lively at MTV Movie Awards ?!

Reese Witherspoon was “honored” at the 2011 MTV Movie Awards with a Generation Award. Basically her career has last longer than a bottle of tequila in Lindsay Lohan’s liquor cabinet and she hasn’t lost her shiz with a head shaving/back up dancer assault/eating disorder etc. During her thank-you-speech Reese launched into a diatribe on celebs trying to make it through self produced photoshoots circa Myspace trick trying to make her ex jealous.

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Gerard Butler Hit on Kirsten Dunst

Kiki has enough problems without The Butler trying to get her to sample his Scottish buffet.

Gerry has a slew of customer rating cards that include: hook ups with Lindsay Lohan (click HERE for the EW trigger story…) free proctology exams for Jennifer Aniston (click HERE for that poorly explained pic…) and secret post-Jake Gyllenhaal rendezvous with Reese Witherspoon, Kate Hudson at the Golden Globes (who hasn’t this girl hooked up with?), Jessica Simpson (click HERE for that…) and Paris Hilton (see Kate Hudson question or (click HERE for that tale).

And now I have herpes just from typing all that.

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Reese Witherspoon Finds Robert Pattinson “Disgusting” and “Not Sexy”

Fresh off the heels of her wedding to agent Jim Toth (see her wedding photos HERE), Reese Witherspoon is now working on promoting her latest film, ‘Water For Elephants’ which she stars opposite ‘Twilight’ lead sparkler, Robert Pattinson.

And she isn’t exactly gushing about the sexy Hollywood hunk.

Via In Touch:

“Rob possibly had the most hideous horrible cold of any co-star I’ve ever had to do a love scene with ever in my entire life. He was literally snorting and snotting through every second of it – and it was not appealing. I’m talking green, infectious, disgusting – I’m not kidding! I’m going to say it’s a little bit of a downer. I was a little disappointed. It wasn’t sexy.”

We already gave you Pattinson’s side of the story, when he told reporters that he used Witherspoon’s wig as a tissue during their steaming love scene.

Though Witherspoon didn’t like Pattinson’s cold, I am certain that his used tissues would’ve made enough on eBay to solve our National Debt.

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Academy of Country Music Awards 2011 Winners and Performances – PICS and VIDEOS

Fans and industry members voted Taylor Swift as the Academy of Country Music’s entertainer of the year at Sunday night’s 46th annual ACM Awards, at the MGM Grand Garden Arena in Las Vegas, while televised on CBS. Swift played her new single, “Mean,” the sharp-tongued response to some of her haters, playing on a fake backwoods front porch with accompaniment from an old-style string band with fiddle, mandolin, acoustic guitar and a six-string banjo.

Per People:

“For me, with the entertainer of the year award, I see the face of Shania [Twain] and Garth [Brooks] and my heroes,” she told PEOPLE after snagging the honor. “To be among them – it just means so much.”

Lady Antebellum also took major ACM awards with top vocal group and album of the year for the multiplatinum song “Need You Now.” The Band Perry, a bluegrass-rooted family trio, was voted in as overall best new artist over best new solo artist winner Eric Church.

For his part, Brad Paisley seemed genuinely surprised when he won best male vocalist over Jason Aldean, Blake Shelton, George Strait and Keith Urban. In the moments after the announcement he seemed taken aback by being named as country’s top male voice, as if the award was too much. (Paisley opened the show with “Old Alabama,” a song that found him borrowing lines from Alabama’s “Mountain Music.”)

“I am honestly shocked. This is way too many of these for me,” he said of his fifth consecutive trophy in the category. “I don’t want to know who got paid what,” he quipped, quickly adding, “No, it’s all very fair.”

Award shows tend to be as much about the performances as the actual awards — or even more so. The ACM awards pushed the envelope more than most… at the 45-minute mark there had been seven songs without a single award being handed out. Hoping a genre-crossing appeal will improve ratings and possibly expose non-country fans to the music, producers paired Rihanna with Sugarland’s Jennifer Nettles for a performance of Rihanna’s latest single, “California King Bed.” While the two had obvious chemistry, their voices didn’t blend so well.

The crowd at the MGM arena jumped to its feet when Aerosmith’s Steven Tyler joined Carrie Underwood for a rendition of her heavy rock tune “Undo It” and Aerosmith’s classic “Walk This Way.” But when Tyler sang, “So I gave her just a little kiss, like this,” she pulled away at the last second and grinned.

The show also teamed veteran singer-songwriter James Taylor with the Zac Brown Band for a performance segment and lined up Ryan Seacrest, actress Reese Witherspoon and “Twilight” actor Robert Pattinson to be among the award presenters. Miranda Lambert made the most trips to the podium, earning four awards last night, honored as best female vocalist, and her hit single “The House That Built Me” was named both single and song of the year. The song snagged video of the year as well.

Entertainer of the year nominee Aldean even worked a couple of country rap interludes into his “Dirt Road Anthem.” Among the awards handed out before Sunday’s telecast, Reba McEntire was honored for career achievement and Swift collected the Jim Reeves International Award, which recognizes country performers who spread the music worldwide. The Tex Ritter Award that goes to movies that emphasize country music went to the Gwyneth Paltrow starring “Country Strong.” Garth Brooks took another ACM Award, even though he released no new recordings during the eligibility period, as one of two recipients of the Cliffie Stone Pioneer Award, which also was given to Larry Gatlin & the Gatlin Brothers.

McEntire hosted the show for the 13th time, bringing Blake Shelton on to co-host with her. Much of the pair’s banter during the show centered on Shelton learning to do the job, which he handled for the most part with ease and humor, while taking a jab at Miley Cyrus.

“Eric Church has a big hit this year with ‘Smoke a Little Smoke,’” Shelton, 34, told the audience. His punch line? “I heard it was about Miley Cyrus.”

Shelton also poked fun at Swift’s breakup with Jake Gyllenhaal, and made low blows to LeAnn Rimes’ marriage issues. However, a Charlie Sheen joke did sneak its way in there eventually when Blake said that the MGM Grand was so big it would take Sheen forever to trash it. He then noted that since that statement was “not a joke,” he didn’t break the “no Charlie Sheen” rule that was playfully put into effect at the beginning of the ceremony.

Full list of 2011 ACM Winners:

- Entertainer of the Year: Taylor Swift
- Top Male Vocalist of the Year: Brad Paisley
- Top Female Vocalist of the Year: Miranda Lambert
- Top Vocal Duo of the Year: Sugarland
- Top Vocal Group of the Year: Lady Antebellum
- Album of the Year: Need You Now, Lady Antebellum
- Single of the Year: “The House That Built Me,” Miranda Lambert
- Song of the Year: “The House That Built Me,” Miranda Lambert
- Video of the Year: “The House That Built Me,” Miranda Lambert
- Vocal Event of the Year: “As She’s Walking Away,” Zac Brown Band featuring Alan Jackson
- Top New Artist: The Band Perry
- Career Achievement Award: Reba McEntire
- Jim Reeves International Award: Taylor Swift
- Cliffie Stone Pioneer Award: Garth Brooks, Larry Gatlin & The Gatlin Brothers

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Scarlett Johansson and Sean Penn Go Public with Relationship

Reese Witherspoon may have tied the knot over the weekend, but it wasn’t her “I dos” or her wedding gown that stole the spotlight. Scarlett Johansson is making news of her own by attending Witherspoon’s nuptials to Hollywood agent Jim Toth with Sean Penn as her plus one. The couple was rumored to have gone on a romantic getaway a few weeks back to Mexico but now it seems things have gotten a little more serious with them. Actually, when ScarJo was photographed with her foot in Penn’s lap, things became a little more clear, but that’s neither here nor there.

Scarlett and Sean had been rumored to be dating for awhile now, but going to the wedding on Saturday together the two made it official. According to Hollywood etiquette showing up together at an A-list wedding together is a huge step. Scarlett – who announced her separation from husband Ryan Reynolds last year after two years of marriage – is allegedly completely smitten with Sean and wants everyone to know they are dating.

Per PopEater:

“Scarlett is Jim’s client, but no one, including the bride, knew she would have turned up with Sean Penn,” a friend of Scarlett’s tells me. “Turning up at a wedding with your boyfriend is definitely a huge statement, especially that wedding. What it’s doing is announcing to the whole of Hollywood that they are serious.”

Their reps are keeping remarkably quiet about the alleged lovers relationship but rumors say they’re due to visit Haiti together sometime in the spring where Sean has been actively involved in relief assistance following the earthquake in 2010. Sean is super talented, but I wouldn’t call him sexy. He’s decent looking, but I think I just can’t seem to get the image of him playing Spicoli in ‘Fast Times at Ridgemont High‘ out of my head. Clearly the 24-year age difference doesn’t faze them and they appear to be genuinely happy together, but how do you go from Ryan Reynolds to Sean Penn?!

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