Miley Cyrus Has Heart Condition and Fuzzy Feelings For Nick Jonas

Miley Cyrus wants everyone to know she has a heart condition. The condition, called tachycardia, causes her heart to beat irregularly but isn’t life-threatening.

Miley reveals this information to her fans in her autobiography “Miles to Go,” which I am certain she penned on her own with no outside help from anyone.

In the book, she also talks about her messy break-up with Nick Jonas.

Per US Weekly:

“Wow! I was so in love. Do you know what I’m talking about? The kind of love where the sun could shine or not shine all day long and you wouldn’t care.”

OK. Maybe she did write the book on her own.

Never fret Miley and Jo-Bro fans, she gets into more detail about her tumultuous relationship with the tween heartbreaker by revealing her motivation behind her song, “7 Things I Hate About You”:

“I was angry when I wrote ‘7 Things’. I wanted to punish him, to get back at him for hurting me. It starts with a list of what I ‘hate.’ But I’m not a hater. My heart knew from the start that it was going to turn into a love song. Why does he get a love song? Because I don’t hate him.”

If she didn’t write this book on her own, someone at the publishing company needs to retake high school English.

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Hayden Panttierre Dumps Milo Ventimigla Makes Out With Jesse McCartney

Hayden Panttierre is a straight-up ho! The underage actress seems to have parted ways with her Heroes co-star and significantly older love-muffin, Milo Ventimigla. However, she’s not letting that stop her from getting her slut-on.

Hayden was spotted at the Crown Bar this week making out with teen-heartthrob 21 year-old, Jesse McCartney. Apparently, the two couldn’t keep their grimy mitts off one another.

Via Radar:

“When we say ALL OVER, that’s exactly what we mean. She was holding him tighter than Michael Phelps gripping that bong. The Heroes star was sitting on Jesse’s lap while he kissed her neck. Then she got up and did some crazy sexy dance in his lap.”

The gruesome PDA didn’t stop there much to the chagrin of the other bar patrons who started passing out, throwing up, and calling for cab rides home.

“They went outside to smoke and he wrapped his arms around her from behind and was kissing her neck again.”

McCartney seems to have some kind of neck-fetish. I really hope this doesn’t mean he’s trying out for a role in “New Moon” too. I couldn’t handle that.

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