T.I. and Wife, Tameka Cottle, Arrested – PHOTOS

So 90% of Hollywood is running around with coke up their nose, as they shoot heroin into their eyeballs and smell like pot. (Click HERE to see where Paris Hilton hides her cocaine stash.) So it’s no surprise when T.I. and his new wife, Tameka Cottle, were arrested for possession of controlled substances. Cops pulled over the couple on Sunset Boulevard just after 10 PM last night. They smelled pot and started searching for drugs and found more than they bargained for.

“When searching the vehicle cops found a controlled substance. Law enforcement sources tell us the controlled substance was not cocaine, but rather the class of controlled substance that triggered the arrest includes methamphetamines and ecstasy. Law enforcement sources say both T.I. and Tameka were booked on felony possession of a controlled substance.”

They were released around 4:00 AM this morning after posting a $10,000 bail.

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Lindsay Lohan To Be Released This Week

Lindsay Lohan could be released back into the wild and free to roam by the end of this week. Lock up your emergency coke stash because I have a feeling she is going to go blow crazy and blanket herself in enough of the bad shiz to make the last scene in “Scarface” look like an episode of the Care Bears.

The UCLA Neuropsychiatric Hospital has not written their final report, but the suspicions of bipolar disorder have turned out to be unfounded according to “insiders” who blabbed to TMZ. Her Adderall issues are also said to be “not as severe” as they thought. So Lohan could be in outpatient care before you can say WTF?!

So… doctors are giving each other the side eye and shrugging their shoulders in bewilderment as to what exactly is wrong with Lindsay, patting her on the head and sending her on her way clutching a script for Adderall. Cue the violins as she sits down with the tricks from The View and creates a tale about prison reforming her and seeing the light of sweet baby Jesus.

Oh well, maybe her return will stimulate coke sales and thusly the economy. Hooray gas prices below $5 a gallon!

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Ashlee Simpson Depressed After Heather Locklear Demanded Firing

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THIS is hardly surprising! Ashlee Simpson-Wentz was reportedly fired from “Melrose Place” because producers thought she couldn’t act, and only hired her to create buzz for the show. Now she is so upset over being let go that she is apparently “teetering on the edge of an emotional breakdown,” devastated at the loss of her gig.

Per Monsters And Critics:

“Ashlee didn’t see it coming, and now she’s crushed,” said a friend to the Enquirer. “She invested her heart and soul into the job. She feels like the rug has been pulled out from under her.”

Obviously they didn’t watch her on “7th Heaven” or they would have known how terrible of an actress she already was. Meanwhile, Ashlee’s sister Jessica, who used to help promote her sister’s former show regularly on her Twitter page, has changed her tune about the show.

Per Twitter:

“CW catching up on MP.who writes this crap?i have had bad scripts to work with,but this?thank God my sister is amazing and got you some press”

Wow, that’s quite the diss coming from someone who starred in “Major Movie Star!” Sorry Jessica, but the show was crap from Day 1. And Ashlee can’t act either. Ashlee’s character will make her final appearance on the show in January.

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Tori Spelling Hospitalized

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“Actress” Tori Spelling has been hospitalized twice in two days this week after complaining of severe abdominal pain. On Monday, Spelling was rushed to the hospital in Los Angeles, only to be released a few hours later. When the pain continued, her husband took her back to the hospital. Unfortunately, the tests they have done have been inconclusive.

Per People:

“Just out of the hospital,” husband Dean McDermott wrote on Twitter on Monday. “After a battery of tests, no conclusive answers. She still feels terrible. Hope it passes soon. She’s in a lot of pain.”

He added afterwards that they aren’t ruling out Tori’s appendix as being the culprit to her problem. Spelling and her family have all been sick in the recent weeks, which she has been referring to as “The McDermott Family Bug” in recent Twitter messages. Dean had also gone to the hospital on Emmy night with similar stomach pains. Last Tuesday, Spelling went and seen a stomach specialist to see if they could figure out what the cause of her abdominal pain was.

Per People:

“At stomach specialist although since it hit Liam last night 2 I’m sure he just had a stomach flu,” she Tweeted. “Praying Stella doesn’t get it!”

Unfortunately for her, daughter Stella did get sick on Thursday. Spelling’s and her daughter illness caused the “Tori & Dean” star to pull out of hosting Tuesday night’s West Coast Liberty Awards. Sounds like the family is battling the dreaded flu – that can’t be fun. We wish Tori & her family a quick recovery.

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Jessica Simpson Picks Up BFF Lane Garrison from Prision

Ex “Prison Break” star Lane Garrison is making a break from it – No, he’s not breaking out of the Richard J. Donovan Correctional Facility in San Diego, California where he has been living out his sentence since December 2007. The former actor will be a free man, scheduled to be released tomorrow from prison. But just who will be there to pick up the convict when he’s released? Rumor has it that its none other than childhood friend Jessica Simpson.

Per National Ledger:

“Jessica wanted to pick Lane up herself, but she can’t,” her pal explains. “So she hired a limo for a few friends to be there once Lane walks out.”

Wow, a limo to pick you up from prison? Something about that just screams trashy! I guess he is a high class felon. However, I find it hard to view this idiot as anything but “Tweener” from the local Ace Hardware store. But then again this IS Jessica Simpson we’re talking about…. Anything for publicity!

Garrison is being released from prison after serving roughly half of his sentence for a 2006 DUI crash that left one of his teenage passengers dead and injured two others. He was sentenced on Oct. 31, 2007, to 40 months in state prison, deducting the 91 days for time spent in custody before sentencing, after pleading guilty to felony vehicular manslaughter and driving under the influence. Lawyers for Garrison had pushed for probation, but Garrison got off lucky with the sentence he did receive, because he could have been locked up for nearly seven years. He’s received time off his sentence for good behavior and for participating in a substance-abuse treatment program, serving as a peer mentor to other inmates.

Lets hope he can turn his life around after this lucky break he’s receiving.

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Chris Brown and Rihanna Sex Tape

Could Rihanna soon be joining Kim Kardashian, Paris Hilton and Pamela Anderson in the “Stars with a Sex-Tape” club? According to “Star Magazine”, Chris Brown and Rihanna may have filmed some bootleg sex tapes and now Rihanna is scared that they will end up being leak after she split with Chris. Supposedly, Brown is in possession of the tape. If the tape truly does exist, it could explain why Rihanna stayed with him after the abuse – because she feared the tape would be released.

Per Star Magazine:

“Rihanna allowed Chris to record some of their, um, intimate moments and — she worries that the racy tapes could ruin her — especially after seeing how quickly Chris turned on her once before. Rihanna has no issues with her sexuality,” a source tells Star. “But she’d be mortified if her friends and family found this out! This whole beating incident is terribly humiliating for her. She’s already traumatized and will do anything to make it all go away as quickly as possible.”

As we’ve learned from previous sex tape rumors, they usually turn out to be false. But I guess we’ll see in time, won’t we? The truth always has a way of coming out.

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