Robert Pattinson can do no wrong. He can wear the same clothes for weeks on end, never wash his perfect hair, and smoke like a chimney-and it’s all still sexy. But what if our Edward Cullen was a cheapskate? Would we still love him? Would hundreds of Twi-Hards still line the streets of New York for hours on end to merely catch a glimpse of Sparklepants getting into a car? Of course. Those are silly questions.

According to good old Ted Casablanca, Sparklepants hit up posh eatery Il Cantinori in New York City recently with a group of friends and left a meager tip for the waitress’ hard work.

Via E!:

“The group left a tip of only $50—just shy of the standard 15 percent, and way shy of what you’d expect.”

Please. That waitress got way more than $50. She’s likely selling everything from the napkin Pattinson used to spit his gum in to the urinal cakes he peed on in the toilet. With that Kittens, I am off to check eBay.

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