Robert Pattinson Stiffs Waitress

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Robert Pattinson can do no wrong. He can wear the same clothes for weeks on end, never wash his perfect hair, and smoke like a chimney-and it’s all still sexy. But what if our Edward Cullen was a cheapskate? Would we still love him? Would hundreds of Twi-Hards still line the streets of New York for hours on end to merely catch a glimpse of Sparklepants getting into a car? Of course. Those are silly questions.

According to good old Ted Casablanca, Sparklepants hit up posh eatery Il Cantinori in New York City recently with a group of friends and left a meager tip for the waitress’ hard work.

Via E!:

“The group left a tip of only $50—just shy of the standard 15 percent, and way shy of what you’d expect.”

Please. That waitress got way more than $50. She’s likely selling everything from the napkin Pattinson used to spit his gum in to the urinal cakes he peed on in the toilet. With that Kittens, I am off to check eBay.

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Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart Planned Hook-Up

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Another day, another “Twilight” related news story… Yet again, about a secret rendezvous planned for the two hot stars – and to think, we’re not even officially two movies in yet! Robert Pattinson is reportedly on schedule to wrap up filming on his latest non-vampire flick “Remember Me” in NYC before his scheduled appearance this Thursday at Comic-Con in San Diego to promote “New Moon.Kristen Stewart, on the other hand, is in a bit more of a time crunch as her filming for the movie “The Runaways” isn’t scheduled to finish until next week – although she’s planning a “whirl-wind” trip down to the festival. You really think something as little as filming is going to come in the way of her getting her hands on her hunky co-star? Psh!

Hmmm… enough time for a quickie-romance to rekindle that spark! Unlike the “New Moon” shooting in Vancouver where the lovebirds were kept at arms length away from each other in separate hotels, this time the hotel arrangements will be a tad bit different — as in, the same hotel in very close living quarters. While the duo will probably each have their own rooms, for appearances sakes I’m guessing, I (along with everyone else) am expecting one of those to go to waste and not be used! *Cue your dirty imaginations here* No word yet on which hotel that will be, but I’m sure some Twi-hards will hunt down their favorite vampire and pictures will soon follow!

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Robert Pattionson Hit by Taxi in NYC

Sparklepants down!

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OMG! Twihards – Look what you’ve gone and done!!! Robert Pattinson was hit by a taxi cab on Thursday in NYC while running away from hysterical crazed fans after shooting scenes for his upcoming movie “Remember Me.” But don’t start holding candlelight vigils just yet — Sparklepants was not hurt. I repeat: SPARKLEPANTS WAS NOT HURT!! You may now resume breathing…

Reports say Robert was somewhere near the famous Strand Bookstore on Broadway and 12th Street when a crowd of screaming teenage girls came running after him. His 5 bodyguards tried to fend them off, but apparently was no match for the fans. It was pouring rain as his security guards tried to rush him safely back to his trailer. As they tried rushing him across the street, he was grazed in the hip by an oncoming taxi. The driver slammed on the brakes and Robert stood there for a moment looking a bit stunned. The bodyguard next to him checked him to make sure he was alright before turning to yell at the fans.

Per Radar Online:

“You see what you did, you almost killed him!”

A spokesman for Pattinson let the fans know yesterday afternoon that he is indeed okay. Now I’m about to go all mom-like on you obsessive fans and give you a lecture: Shame on you! If you crazy psycho fans don’t respect Rob, you could wind up pushing him over the edge. He may be forced to stop all acting and go into hiding, which we all know would be a terrible waste! It’s unbelievable that people are can be so disrespectful. End the madness already – you’ve almost ended up killing him once!

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Robert Pattinson Out With Two Females in NYC While Kristen Stewart is in LA

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Uh oh Sparklepants… You have some serious splainnin’ to do! Robert Pattinson was seen out early Wednesday morning in Manhattan with two females – neither of which was rumored girlfriend Kristen Stewart. The trio were seen at the Bowery Hotel enjoying a couple of beers and sharing some light hearted conversation.

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Per Radar Online:

“One of the two women Rob was with was definitely Camilla Belle, one of his ‘rumored’ girlfriends,” the source said. “The other I only caught a quick glance of — and it could have been Emilie De Ravin but I can’t swear to it. She was blond and beautiful.”

While Emile is Robert’s newly single co-star in the film “Remember Me“, the same can’t be said for Camilla. Uh oh Miss Belle… Looks like you have some serious explaining to do yourself to current beau Joe Jonas! The source goes on to say that with no paparazzi around to catch them, everyone piled into a cab together and left but at least one person didn’t seem too happy: miss Camilla.

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Per Radar Online:

“Camilla looked very comfortable to be around Rob. How she felt about sharing him on this night out with the other woman I’m not sure of,” the witness said.

This is not the first time Robert has been linked to Camilla. The pair were seen together in California in December, brushing off the outing as nothing more than friends having lunch together. It was only a matter of time before the rumors started about Robert and Emilie – poor guy can’t even be in the same room without rumors flying. Wonder what KStew has to say about all this. Oh what a tangled web we weave…

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Robert Pattinson Gives Kristen Stewart an Ultimatum, KStew Goes Clubbing with Dakota Fanning Instead – Photos

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Another day, another story making the rounds about the romance between “Twilight” stars Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart. The day after the rumored couples near kiss on the “MTV Movie Awards”, the pair were assumed to have shacked up together at “The Charlie”, a West Hollywood hotel, bunking in a cottage called the Valentino – two bedrooms, two baths, full kitchen and even a quaint window seat. But before all you Twi-hards get excited over the romance between the pair, there is one thing to remember: K-Stew is supposedly still involved with her longtime boyfriend Michael Angarano. So where does this leave our beloved Sparklepants? With no choice but to give Stewart an ultimatum – end her relationship with Angarano, or its over!

Per OK!:

“Robert is completely frustrated. If Kristen isn’t interested in a serious relationship, she needs to tell him so he can move on,” says one source.

How hard could this decision be to make? I mean, come on… its Robert-freakin’-Pattinson! Robert is reportedly giving Kristen a few months to figure things out while in NYC filiming the movie “Remember Me,” but he wants a decision about this love triangle by the time they reunite in Vancouver this fall to shoot “Eclipse,” the third movie in the “Twilight” saga. So far, doesn’t seem like K-Stew is too worried about her decision she needs to make, as the actress has been recently spotted out clubbing with fellow “New Moon” actress Dakota Fanning in North Hollywood on June 9th. Yeah – nothing shows your thinking hard like clubbing with your underage friend and grinding with a bunch of sweaty wanna-be actors!

Oh Rob… Wake up, move on to something & someone who’s better for you & won’t play ping-pong with your heart… I volunteer!

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