It’s Thursday kittens and you know what that means: Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are reportedly breaking up…again? Still? I can’t keep track anymore. And furthermore, I no longer care.

This time it’s the tabloid powerhouse “The National Enquirer” that is reporting the two will “officially” announce that they are separating.

This news comes on the cusp of St. Angelina ousting the Mighty Oprah from the coveted number one spot on “Forbes Celebrity 100” list. Angelina will soon learn that you never, ever cross the Mighty O. However, before the Brangelunatics start pelting me with pictures of Shiloh, I need to add that reps for both stars are vehemently denying that the two are splitting.

Via US Weekly:

“A source tells the newest issue of Us Weekly: ‘They have their fights and moments, but generally things are good. They are happy — and Brad loves being a father!’ Adds Jolie’s manager to Us: ‘Not true at all.’”

These two seem to be throwing the break up rumor out there to maintain relevance; that way the don’t end up eating bugs with Spencer and Heidi on “I’m a Famewhore…Get Me Free Press.”

However, Jolie eating a tarantula with Lou Diamond Phillips would be priceless.

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