Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt Legal Documents Actually a Prenup

Here we go again. These two have been rumored to be splitting up, getting married, while buying babies from some village in Haiti. So here are the new stories being pumped into you Brangelina hongray eyeballs….

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Life and Style (via Starpulse) is probably the closest to the truth:

Brad and Angelina had a meeting with a top law firm in L.A. in December, where they worked out terms of a legal document similar to a pre-nup. The couple signed the document in early January. They agreed to share their money and assets and custody of their six children, all of whom would live with Angelina in the event of their parents’ break-up. They didn’t talk to the lawyer about splitting, nor was that ever mentioned at the meeting. Brad and Angelina aren’t splitting right now.”

TMZ is bashing reports that Brad and his chin pubs of power bought a bachelor pad.

“The home — located in the Hollywood Hills — is the newest piece of Brad’s master plan to expand the sprawling compound he shares with Angelina and their 86 children. The evidence is clear — first off, Brad purchased the home back in August — long before rumors of a break up began to make the rounds. Second — the place was a dump and Brad couldn’t move in — even if he wanted to — because the home was far from livable at the time he bought it.”

OK Magazine wins the award for Supreme Nuttery in the Category of Fictitious Hook Ups at Buffet Lines or Juice Bars Officiated by George Clooney. The mag basically states that Brad did his ho stroll for Jennifer Aniston at the buffet line backstage at the Hope for Haiti Telethon. They ended up crying on each-other’s shoulders and pledging their reborn again virginity to Kirk Cameron.

“Leave it to sly George Clooney to play matchmaker. When the actor asked both Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston to volunteer for the Hope For Haiti Now telethon he was staging in L.A. on Jan. 22, he knew the two were bound to bump into each other. And they did just that, reuniting at an elaborate backstage buffet at the live event — while Brad’s partner, Angelina Jolie, was in NYC for a photo shoot.”

One thing that we know for sure is that these covers will be the new wallpaper for Jen’s spare bathroom.

Jake Gyllenhaal Wooing Reese Witherspoon with Dinnerware

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WTF? In Touch is reporting that mah walking hairy beast fantasy is sending Reese Witherspoon emails and dinnerware in effort to woo her back.

According to an insider, Reese cooled the romance when she realized she wasn’t ready to take it to the next level — marriage — but now Jake is trying hard to win her back. Not only did Jake send Reese a $75,000 Christmas present — vintage dinnerware from France for her home in Ojai, Calif. — he’s also sent e-mails and flowers. “He isn’t giving up without a fight,” a friend adds.

Plates and teacups? I know the gay thing is a standard joke surrounding him, but seriously….what happened to sending diamond earrings and roses, or as I like to call flowers – poor man’s jewelry? I adore Jakey, but he if he is going to be sending out fine china as way to seduce me it better be engraved with pictures of his artfully manscaped chest.

Kate Hudson and Owen Wilson Reunite

At long last Kate Hudson has returned to her favorite flavor…butterscotch. As in The Butterscotch Stallion.

Hudson has been spending extra time with her former boyfriend, Owen Wilson. The past two weeks she has been spending time with him “religiously” according to spies. She even brought her son Ryder along a few times. They played in the pool with Owen and looked cozy.

Sources have gushed to People about how happy they are being back together. After they split in Spring of 2007 Wilson took it pretty hard. Now that they are back together, Owen is forgetting about the past and moving forward and he is “putting it behind him.”

Awww…it’s nice when a ho finds itself another ho to complete herself.

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Pink and Carey Hart Reunite ???

The couple were spotted kissing and photographed in California yesterday (Wednesday). Pink and Carey Hart were married 3 years ago and divorced following a separation last year. Pink followed the split with her break up anthem “So What’ that featured her ex in the video along with antics of cutting down a tree with her and Hart’s names on it.

After spending the New Year together, rumors that he is moving back in with the songstress have also surfaced according to TMZ.

I like these two. She is so trannylicious and actually talented while Carey seems like a guy who’d loan you $20 no questions asked.