Sandra Bullock and Jesse James Fighting a Porn Star

Miss Congeniality herself is in a custody battle with her husband’s porn star ex. Sandra Bullock and her husband Jesse James are fighting his ex-girlfriend for custody of his daughter, Sunny. Jesse and the child’s mother, Janine Lindemulder, split when she was 7 months pregnant with their daughter. Bullock is trying to prove that she is a better parent for her husband’s daughter than the girl’s mother, an adult film star and director, who has just served six months in prison for tax evasion. Lindemulder was released last month and now is living in a halfway house, while James had been awarded sole custody of Sunny. She can seek custody at the end of the year.

Per E!:

“What would give her the right to take away my daughter?” Lindemulder said of Bullock, toward whom the majority of her ire seems directed. “This is my daughter. I’m the best mother I can be.”

James is determined not to let his ex gain custody of their daughter because, according to court papers he fears his little girl would be introduced to a dangerous world if she lived with her mother. The current dispute has arisen as the couple claims they have seen suspicious marks and bruises when she arrived at their home after Lindemulders’ visition.

Per The Morung Express:

“Good cause exists for the court to conduct a review to determine if (the girl) will be safe with (Lindemulder),” James said in a statement to the court. “She should be restrained from allowing the child around pornographers, drug addicts, guns and firearms, felons and other unsafe environments.”

James also has two older kids from his first marriage, and Sandra has said that she’s very happy being an involved stepmother, saying that she feels “very blessed.” The couple also have some concerns over Lindemulders new boyfriend Jeremy Aikman, who has several past state and federal convictions involving alcohol, guns and the manufacturing of narcotics. Lindemulder reportedly sent a text message to James when she was charged last year, telling him “U WIN. Sandra has her baby congrats,” even though she acknowledges Sandra for being an “excellent mother” who genuinely cares for her daughter.

Per E!:

“I know the term ‘stepmother’ carries many connotations, one of them being a ‘glorified babysitter,’ ” she writes. “My commitment and responsibility to Sunny, and Chandler and Jesse Jr., goes beyond that. We are FULLY prepared to accept the responsibility and make Sunny’s transition as healthy as possible if full custody should be awarded to Jesse…We are here, and know we may have a tough road ahead of us but we have built a strong and stable foundation, which makes us ready for anything.”

Jesse James and Lindemulder are equally unimpressive. Asking a judge to look at the home of the mother who has just been released from jail sounds pretty reasonable to me. I feel for Sandra in this situation. Being a step-parent in a blended family is a difficult situation. Does poor Sandra stand a chance against the devil’s crowd?

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Why You Should Be Watching ‘Glee’

I am totally in love with “Glee”. All of you who follow my weekly ‘Lost’ recaps are aware that I do not profess my love to just any show. Even shows that I know are good, I always compare to the brilliance of ‘Lost’ and they fail…until now.

I do enjoy a good comedy. Tina Fey and the high-larious people at ’30 Rock’ knock my boots every week. But ‘Glee’ isn’t like that either. It’s totally different from anything and that is why I love it.

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So what usually happens to shows like ‘Glee’? Well, five people like me write about how wonderful it is, we tell everyone we know, those people say they are going to watch it and never do…and then it gets cancelled. This is what happened with ‘Arrested Development’. I can’t take that again. It will kill me.

Therefore, I am taking it upon myself to pimp the hell out of ‘Glee.’ ‘Glee’ is my new boo (sorry Kathy Griffin). You must watch it, and I will give you three reasons why:

1. Jane Lynch: I fell in love with this bitch when she starred in “Best in Show.” I am a HUGE fan of all things Christopher Guest (c’mon people, ‘Spinal Tap’ is amazeballs) and was pleasantly surprised to find that Jane’s character in that movie held her own against comedic heavyweights like Guest, Michael McKeon, and Catherine O’Hara. Then, she started popping up in all the right places in all the right roles, like ‘The 40 Year-Old Virgin’. She’s amazing. And without missing a beat her ‘Sue Sylvester’, the cheerleading coach who is more Adolf Hitler than pom-pon prom queen, has me in stitches every time she is on the screen. Whether she is revoking the tanning privileges of her Cheerios, or trying to get Mr. Schuester to take iron supplements to help him with his menstruation, she steals every scene she is in and rightfully so.

2. Hot Guys: Phew! Really, hot guys on a show has been on hiatus too long. Seriously. All I have to look forward to are a few moment when Matthew Fox’s character doesn’t shave on ‘Lost’ and Josh Holloway’s parades around topless. Yea, yea. John Krazinski is cute. But he’s not this cute. Matthew Morrison and Cory Monteith together, on the screen, hotness spilling over, making it quiver, making me often pause the TV and rewind to see them smile or lick their lips again. And again. And again…sorry is it hot in here. And please don’t worry ladies. I know, Monteith plays a high schooler. But I checked. He’s 27. Yum.

3. Music: I am the first person to completely deny my hidden obsession for musicals. I honestly have never seen ‘The Sound of Music’ or ‘Mary Poppins’, but if the vodka is flowing at the right speed, I will karaoke your ass under the table with some ‘Grease’ tunes. Yes, I sang along to the music that was belted out when I saw ‘The Producers’ on Broadway-much to my husband’s chagrin. And you know what-SO DID YOU. You love musicals. You know you can’t wait to see ‘Nine’ and you know you’ve seen ‘Moulin Rouge’ more times than you will ever admit. And that is why you will love this show. Last week, I spent days singing ‘Golddigger’ thanks to Matthew Morrison. This week, I am all over Color Me Badd thanks to the Acafellas. You will be too. Trust me.

‘Glee’ airs Wednesday nights at 9:00 EST on Fox.