Poor Jessica Simpson, she has definitely had a hard yearL… not only has she gotten backlash about her weight gain and her country music career, but to make matters worse, her ex-boyfriend Tony Romo kicked her to the curb for a look-a-like, Chace Crawford’s sister…for you “Gossip Girl” fans. She has also allegedly crawled back to the arms of John Mayer after Nick Lachey got back cozy with his ex Vanessa Minnillo (that sure was fast). Now her dog has been reported to have been “kidnapped” by a coyote.
Jessica’s 5-year-old caramel-colored Malti-poo, Daisy (if you watched the show “Newlyweds,” Daisy was a gift given to Jessica by Nick) was reported to have been snatched right in front of Jessica by a coyote near her Los Angeles home.
Since the incident Jessica has taken to her twitter account twittering:
“My heart is broken because a coyote took my precious Daisy right in front of our eyes. HORROR! We are searching. Hoping. Please help!”
Fans, upon hearing the news, sent an out pour of sympathy and well wishes to the distraught singer. Even her brother-in-law Pete Wentz had words of encouragement for her twittering:
“Keep your head up. Were thinking of you.”
In addition, she is also offering an award for anyone who can reunite her with her pooch; not really sure she understood what the coyote would be doing with the dog when it took her… I mean, what does she think Wiley Coyote has her little doggy hostage???
You have to feel for the girl… I think this might be the hardest hit she took this year and I am guessing she can’t wait until her show “The Price of Beauty” takes her somewhere where they do harm to coyotes for beauty. Or at least add some fur to her Fall shoe line.
Quotables:
The Superficial – “I almost wanted to give Jessica props for being realistic and recognizing her dog’s a goner, but then I got to the part where she’s praying for Daisy’s return. Because God’s just sitting around waiting to rescue Malti-Poos from coyotes so they can live in a mansion. That’s the pressing issue on his plate.”
Crabbies Hollywood – “Jessica has, reportedly, not yet abandoned hope. Even though the dog is surely, by now, little more than a pile of steaming coyote sh*t.”
Written by MK Rossi
