Pamela Anderson has been sporting a little bit of a bump lately, leading everyone to think there may be a bun in the oven. Well, guess what? She’s not pregnant, at least according to her friend Richie Rich, so you can all breathe a sigh of relief right now.

Per US:

“She’s not pregnant, not broke and just happy,” he told Us Thursday at the S. Kuhlman launch in NYC.

So that’s all fine, then. But Richie continued on and said something else about Pamela that’s very worrying and has me riding the ‘wtf train’ all the way to the liquor store and back.

“She’s not pregnant, not broke and just happy. She doesn’t have anything to say because they’re (the rumors) not true,” he said. “She actually gets upset because her kids go to school. Of course, she cares. She’s a human being. We’re all human. We just poop glitter that’s the only difference.”

Um ok. Pamela Anderson poops glitter? That’s not healthy or normal, is it? I guess that could explain the bloated tummy, although I was thinking more along the lines of her ingesting a huge meal. Pamela needs a new rumor for publicity. The same old recycled pregnancy one is getting old.

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