Britney Spears and Jason Trawick Split BS

UPDATE: Britney Spears and Jason Trawick are now engaged! Click HERE for more details…

Here we go again darlings. Britney Spears and Jason Trawick are facing more break-up rumors. Are they true? In the world of Britney it may be a fact today and distant rumor tomorrow.

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Word on the street (and by street I mean some ho claiming to be a Spears insider squealed about Britney’s love life in exchange for a case of Red Bull and half a pack of Pall Malls) states that Britney and Jason have been arguing and it’s ovah.

Via E!:

“They were fighting a lot and have not been getting along,” the source says. “They both just needed to take a break from each other,” the source says. “It wasn’t working out.”

I am guessing they were fighting over who got to snort the last of the Ready Whip and this translates to relationship altering argument. This is the 5,237 break-up rumor for these two so I am not putting her on suicide watch, but if I were Papa Spears I’d keep her at a safe distance from pink wigs, gas stations, umbrellas, dirty photographers with landing strips on their faces, grande extra whip frappachinos, Yorkies, Nice and Easy #4 Dark Brown hair color, Super Cuts….you know…the usual.

Spears was also sporting rings on her left ring finger so gird your loins for rumors that they made up over a Big Mac and large fry, candle lit dinner and are engaged to follow.

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Tara Reid is Engaged, Not Joking

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Tara Reid is engaged and there is no punch line to follow that statement. Someone really wants to marry her. Good for her. I just want to pat her on her head and send her on her way with a wine cooler to go play with the rest of the has-beens on the playground.

Tara Reid and boyfriend Michael Axtmann were having dinner at The Little Door restaurant in Los Angeles on Monday night when Axtmann asked for something not on the menu: Reid’s hand in marriage.

“Michael surprised Tara with a beautiful round brilliant cut ring,” the actress’s rep tells PEOPLE exclusively. “Tara was so happy, and the other patrons clapped and yelled out, ‘Congratulations.’”

Tara, hold onto him and never let go. Any man that will vow to hold your drank while you score some Taco Bell, hold your hair back while you toss and hold you up when you are too crunk to stand is a Prince among men.

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Kate Moss and Jamie Hince Engaged

Looks like Peter Doherty will have to find someone else to bail him out of jail and take him down after taking too much of the bad stuff. It is being reported that Kate Moss is engaged.

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This weekend Moss celebrated her 36th birthday with her boyfriend, Jamie Hince, who flew in to see her. The model and Kills guitarist have been attached at the groin since 2007. Shortly after she finally dumped Dohery she hooked up with Hince and things took off from there.

Via Daily Mail:

Hince, 40, flew out to meet Miss Moss last week while she was working in Mustique and proposed on Saturday, her 36th birthday, using a diamond ring chosen with the help of her boss and friend, Topshop tycoon Philip Green.

‘It was the first time they had been alone together in quite a while and it was extremely emotional. Kate and Jamie are in a very good place, they already live together and this is the next step to settling down for good.’

Congrats and my hats off to your proudly displayed recycle bins full of empty booze bottles. That is the mark of a environmentally friend booze-hound.

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Katy Perry and Russell Brand Engaged

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We can thank MTV for this match-making. Katy Perry and Russell Brand hooked up at the 2009 MTV Video Music Awards in September and have been attached at the pelvis ever since. Russell even met her parents and rumors that things were getting serious began a few weeks later.

For Christmas Rusty took Katy to India after she mentioned she loved the culture. She Twittered pictures of her and Brand in front of the Taj Mahal and her hand after getting a Henna tattoo. After she returned from their trip friends squealed to Us that Perry and Brand were engaged. He reportedly proposed with a ring. I am guessing it was Cartier as he was photographed shopping the ring selection there in December.

The Brit confirmed his engagement to the “I Kissed a Girl” singer to the Sun. He popped the question on New Year’s Eve during a spiritual ceremony.

Via Daily Mail:

And the Sun newspaper said it had received confirmation of the engagement from Brand, who texted: ‘It’s true. Much love.’

Congrats on the love and junk.

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Orlando Bloom and Miranda Kerr Engaged

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I am crying a thousand tears as the former #1 Celeb on my To-Do List is now engaged. I remember the days of Legolas hotness dominating my little heart. Then he was out-hotted by Eric Bana in the disaster “Troy” and Johnny Depp in “Pirates of the Caribbean.” Soon he sank to the #8 spot.

Anyway, Orlando Bloom and Victoria Secret model, Miranda Kerr, are engaged. The model’s brother, Matthew, stated that he has finally asked her to marry him after dating Kerr since 2007. The two were on a vacation in Morocco when he proposed.

He tells Woman’s Day magazine, “He’s finally done it. Orlando has proposed. They’re getting married.”

I am off to drown my sorrows at IHOP. Ok, I am off to get me some Gingerbread Pancakes and wash it down with some Pecan Pie Pancakes. At least it’s not crack. Don ‘t judge me!

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Khloe Kardashian Wedding Hoax

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So the Kardashian sisters in a failed (not to mention lame) attempt to pull the ol’ switch-a-roo on the media has been uncovered. It is reported that Kourntey Kardashian, not Khloe Kardashian, is the one to be wed on Sunday. I am not sure why they would go through so much trouble- allegedly they are even going as far as Lamar Odom throwing a bachelor party…completed with Joe Francis, “Girls Gone Wild” and midget strippers; just when you thought this wedding could not get any worse.

Via Fox News:

“Not everyone in Hollywood believes it, in spite of their over-the-top displays of affection, which FOX411 spies say are awkward at best.

According to our spies, Khloe was not wearing an engagement ring (although she did show off a pair of diamond earrings from Odom) and the two refused to give any interviews, even about non-wedding related material.”

“What are the two waiting for?” on insider wondered. “If they are so in love, why not share?” Singer Mya was overheard telling a pal that she is sure the engagement is “fake” and is nothing more than “publicity stunt” so Khloe can get some attention, since her two sisters seem to be taking it all.

The rumors are that the “reason for this treason” is because of the public’s (i.e. their made up fans) dislike for Scott and if everyone knew that they were the couple who were actually tying the knot, well it would not be such a show, meaning not many people would want to cover it. Of course they are an attention grabbing family, so this would also be a great way to bring more cameras to the wedding and imagine the surprise (and the buzz) surrounding the marriage when it turns out to be Kourtney instead of Khloe.

This family has no morals and if turns out to really be Khloe and Lamar who tie the knot, then by his bachelor’s party it seems he will fit in rather nicely with this attention grabbing clan.

Quotables:

The Superficial - “I’m convinced Kourtney’s the litmus test for one of them to go full Octomom and squeeze out a brood of fame-thirsty rugrats who need mustache waxes at two

Celebslam - ” Frankly, I think that cynic Mya owes Khloe an apology for this outrageous accusation. Khloe isn’t marrying Lamar for the publicity. She’s marrying him for his money.”

MK Rossi

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Britney Spears Engaged !?!

Here we go again. It’s being spread across news that Britney Spears is engaged to 40 year old John Sundahl. She is also simultaneously nailing 2 of her back up dancers if you believe everything you read.

Via National Enquirer:

“The multimillionaire’s personal pilot, who referred to himself as “Lance Chase,” told us: “Britney and John used to date, but they reconnected after her show in New Jersey, and now they’re engaged. He got down on one knee in a Subway sandwich shop in Santa Monica a week ago and proposed with a $4.5 million marquise-cut diamond that he bought at a Frankfurt jewelry store.”

Chase continued crazily, “They plan on getting married at his aunt’s farm in Germany in six weeks. It’s very hush-hush, even to the employees. He’s even putting a $350K fence around the property.”

I highly doubt this. Britney is photographed going to the bathroom at gas stations to hitting up Starbucks for a mocha. If she had been proposed in a Subway, the public and looming paparazzi would have caught it. Poor girl can’t pick her nose without being plastered all over.

So it is with an overwhelming amount of common sense I call BS on Spears’ secret engagement.

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Rihanna and Chris Brown Engaged

The current story floating around is that Rihanna and not-so-secret boyfriend Christ Brown are engaged. So far there is no official word on whether or not this is true.

The proposal story starts with the couple performing in London over the New Year. Chris is said to have asked the “Umbrella” singer to be his wife. Several sources claim to have seen her wearing a gigantic diamond. Rihanna wore the rumored rock backstage at London’s O2 Arena.

The Sun via The Examiner reports:

“Despite the cold, Rihanna wore fingerless gloves and held her hand to her chest so people could clock the rock.”

The couple had spent Christmas with the Brown family. So far, photos I dug up from her trip to London over the holiday showed Rihanna wearing the fingerless gloves with a ring on her left ring finger. However, it does not look like a typical engagement ring. It is a flower shaped diamond ring that matches her bracelet.

I am guessing this one is rumor. Chris is a super young 19 years old. Let’s hope they wait until they can legally drink at their own wedding.

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Kevin Jonas Engaged to Danielle Deleasa – Plus Photos – UPDATED

Tween hearts everywhere are breaking into millions of pieces. Good thing there are two more Jonas Brothers to choose from.

Kevin Jonas, of the chastity belt loving boy band, is rumored to be engaged. He has been dating his girlfriend, Danielle Deleasa, for several years. He was recently seen shopping in the jewelry store to the stars. Kevin was in the ring section of David Yurman with his Nick and Joe Jonas. He even had his mother, Denise, there to help. Momma Jonas had previously stated that she wished to be present when her boys went ring shopping The shopping adventure took place on Saturday night. Whether or not he popped the question yet is unknown.

Kevin was rumored to be leaving the trio, but denied any solo attempts. He confirmed via Myspace that he will not be leaving the group. The eldest Jonas brother was said to have wanted to break into more adult music and thoughts the group was breaking began to run rampant. But take a deep breath, they are remaining in tact.

UPDATE: It’s official! Kevin Jonas confirmed to People magazine that he and Deleasa are engaged. Click HERE to read the full updated story.

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