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Keri Russell Gives Birth to Baby Girl

I like to try and start every morning with some feel good story. Since we are fresh out of Ryan Gosling shirtless and Lindsay Lohan hasn’t farked anything up…yet…here is story about Keri Russell and babies. The mystery of the appeal of children still baffles me, but we’ll go with the majority that think babies are adorable and not at all miniature poop machines completely dependent on competent adults, cry when they don’t get their way and require truck load of gadgets, bottles, bibs and other paraphernalia. Ha, I’ll be damned! Just like Lindsay Lohan.

Remember when we told you Gisele Bundchen and Tom Brady were expecting a baby? Yea, it was like month ago. You can read about by clicking hereif you still care.

Though Brady denied that he and his supermodel wife were with child, turns out the gossipers of the world were right once again. (Cut to me patting myself on the back).

Via People:

“Gisele Bündchen is expecting and ‘ecstatic,’ She is due early next year.”

Zzzzzzzzzz….At least she will stop trying to steal Brady’s son with actress Bridget Moynahan.

If you have been reading the news today, you also know that Tom Brady was recently fished out of the Charles River in Massachusetts by an elementary school teacher. It seems Tom fell from a kayak he and Gisele were using to race a friend.

Via WHDH TV:

“When they got near the star couple, they realized Tom was not in his kayak. He was in the water. Leeds helped pull Tom into the motor boat she was in.”

One must wonder if this is just the usual “Brady Baby Behavior?” Brady does have a track record for running out on (or swimming away from) the women he knocks-up.

Quotable via D-Listed:

“You know Tom is going to claim he has amnesia and doesn’t remember marrying Gis or making a babeh with her. He’s going to pull some ‘Who Huh Wha’ sh**!”