Actress and Joe Jonas’ flavor of the month, Camilla Belle is Nylon Magazine’s latest cover girl. She graces the cover just in time to promote her latest movie, “Push,” which she stars in opposite Chris Evans. I don’t know about you, but Ms. Belle is noticeably absent from all the trailers I have seen on television. This is likely due to the throngs of tween-infested hate-mail she receives on a daily basis because of her relationships with both Joe Jonas and Robert Pattinson.
For her interview she gets really “in depth” and answers troubling questions like, “What’s it like to work with Bruce Willis?” and reveals that working on the film “10,000 BC” left her feeling like an unchallenged “puppet”.
Unfortunately for Camilla, no one is interested in any of that crap. We all want to know what she thinks about her dear friend/ex-tonsil hockey partner “Twilight” hottie Robert Pattinson. She manages to futher herself into the hate list of tweens everywhere by calling the vampire thriller taking the hearts of teenagers (and older women who secretly read it under the covers with a flashlight) everywhere, “nonsense.”
“My friend Rob [Pattinson], for that whole ‘Twilight’ nonsense, the studio was having them take all these classes. It was the most frustrating thing in the world because they want you to speak like someone else, not yourself. It’s so silly. And I would be frustrated, too. I couldn’t answer questions any other way than how I would answer them.”
And we can see from your response you missed a class or two yourself, Camilla. Mistake number one: calling “Twilight” nonsense is not going to get anyone with two boobs and heartbeat to listen to anything you have to say or see any movie you are in. Mistake number two: you left out all the juicy details about Sparklepants: Does he sleep with socks on? Does he put the seat down? When is he returning from London? And why hasn’t he called me back? Nice way to name drop though.
