Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart are engaged

Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart are Engaged – Photo

If you believe OK! Magazine then yes, the “Twilight” stars are indeed going to wed. However, I find that OK! (their exclamation point, not mine) is a brick short of a load so take it as you will.

Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart are engaged according the mag’s emblazoned cover. However, in the article itself, they are basing this claim on assumption of “life might imitate art” and absolutely NO concrete evidence.

“If Kristen is looking for Rob, she’ll say, ‘Has anyone seen my husband?’’’an insider tells OK!. “And Rob loves to say, ‘Have you met my lovely wife, Kristen?’ It’s cute. They’re like a couple of love-struck teenagers.”

Amid intense are-they-or-aren’t-they speculation, Robsten had kept their relationship under the radar in recent weeks — but then burst out of the closet with an unabashed make-out session among legions of fans at the Aug. 15 Kings of Leon concert held in Vancouver’s GM Place arena.

But since that public PDA, they’ve been sneaking around after dark like — well, like a couple of vampires. “There are those subtle pats and glances on set, but they save the real kisses for after the sun goes down, late at night, when you see them disappear into their hotel,” another source tells OK!.

Why so shy all of a sudden? To paraphrase another sprawling screen saga (The Godfather): It’s business. Twilight’s producers have told Robsten to keep their love on the down low — at least until after the November release of New Moon, the second film of Stephenie Meyer’s series, in which Bella gets involved with hunky werewolf Jacob Black, played by Taylor Lautner.

It’s all about suspension of disbelief. The studio bosses “fear that if a romance between Rob and Kristen is confirmed,” the insider says, “Twilight fans won’t buy into the screen chemistry between Taylor and Kris.”

So basically their story is that they are joking around on set as they film “Eclipse.” Way to go OK! Mag. You just made thousands of Twihards spontaneously combust.

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