I know that 82% of you would sell your own mother and kidney on the black market to get the chance to run your hand through the unicorn meadow that is Sparklepants’ hair so here is your chance…
There is an open casting call for the film “Water for Elephants” starring Reese Witherspoon, Christoph Waltz and Patti-Cakes. You can audition for a role in the Robert Pattinson film if you are in L.A. on April 17th. The Twitter verified Craigslist ad also stated you must have these requirements:
• Caucasian men with very 1930s looking period faces.
• African American men with short 1930s period haircuts, all size 46 coat or smaller.
• Caucasian women with shoulder length hair or shorter, size 6 or smaller.*No piercings, tattoos, no breast implants, no artificial nails, no highlighted or colored hair (natural looking color is okay).
Good luck!
