Robert Pattinson Threatens to Beat Paparazzi

Are you counting down the months? The days? The minutes? Yes, Twi-Hards, I am talking to you. The ‘Twlight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part One’ opens this November, but in the meantime, Robert Pattinson has two other movies to pimp.

The first being ‘Water for Elephants’ (see the trailer for that film HERE) and the second is ‘Bel Ami’ which features Pattinson as a womanizing journalist who sleeps his way to the top. Much like I had to do to get to the middle here at Hollywood Dame.

Via Elle:

ELLE: Was it fun playing a ladies’ man instead of a celibate?

RP: Completely. I thought it was funny as well—Twilight having quite a bit of a female audience—to play a guy who basically screws women out of money. I like the fact that you never hear of a movie where the bad guy stabs every single person in the back and then wins.

ELLE: So you relished playing a sleazy journalist?

RP: I like the section where he gets a job as a gossip writer and in a completely banal way just makes stuff up—uses the same story and changes the names. I think that still is very, very true.

Pattinson didn’t hold back his true feelings about the paparazzi that follow his day-to-day routine, either.

“You know, when the whole thing dries up and there’s hardly any paparazzi around—I don’t know, in 15 years or something—I like the idea of just one paparazzo coming out and trying to get a picture, and I just beat the sh*t out of him. I mean—out of nowhere—when my picture’s not even worth…and I’ve spent all my money, so you can’t sue me!”

CLICK HERE to see if Pattinson recently split from girlfriend, Kristen Stewart.

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Robert Pattinson Scores Colin Farrell’s ‘Cosmopolis’ Role

While his “Twilight Saga” cast-mates are busy staging paparazzi photos (yea, I am talking to you Kellen Lutz!), Robert Pattinson is busy booking more acting jobs.

Aside from his roles in the upcoming ‘Water for Elephants’ and ‘Bel Ami,’ Pattinson is now slated to take on the lead role of Eric Packer in the film adaptation of Don DeLillo’s novel, ‘Cosmopolis.’

Via Deadline:

“[Pattinson]will play Eric Packer. A financial wunderkind, Packer risks his entire fortune to bet against the yen on a tumultuous day. His deed puts him in the crosshairs for assassination in a drama that is a study of capitalism in a slightly futuristic metropolis. Most of the scenes in the book take place in the limousine that transports Packer from place to place. Marion Cotillard and Paul Giamatti are also reportedly doing the film, but those same reports had Colin Farrell poised to take the lead role.”

Unlike other young actors who seem to take any role offered to them (now I am still talking to you Kellen Lutz!), Pattinson has been quite selective with his roles, choosing to star alongside Oscar winners such as Reese Witherspoon, Christoph Waltz, and now Marion Cotillard.

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Robert Pattinson Dumps Kristen Stewart, Talks Nude Scenes – VIDEO

Another day, another Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart relationship story making the rounds. According to Life & Style magazine, Pattinson has finally had enough of Stewart’s whining ways and ‘debbie downer’ attitude and has so-called officially kicked her to the curb. Take that as you will cause I’m sure next week they’ll have their own Brangelina sized brood.

“When Rob was back in the U.K., he was totally fed up with Kristen and over it. He told her, ‘We’re done,’” an insider tells Life & Style. “Rob says she complains about everything and is such a downer. But when he meets up with her they start flirting again and get caught up in all the romance.”

However, Us Weekly has a cover story this week claiming Pattinson is obsessed with Stewart, and she’ll break his heart when the relationship inevitably ends. Apparently, she is about to shatter his heart as their “tortured romance” is affected by her hesitation to get married. That’s a shame. Who to believe? Take our advice and ignore both reports. Instead, turn your attention to Pattinsons’ upcoming nude scenes in his upcoming movie “Bel Ami.” Yes, you read that right. Nude.

Per Hollywood Crush:

“I think there’s a lot of my crack in it,” he told MTV News, though said he said he hasn’t seen a final cut of the movie yet. “I think there’s quite a bit of nudity.”

I’m looking forward to Bel Ami. It will be nice to see him in a more adult role and giving “New Moon” a whole new meaning! Twi-hards will finally have the chance to give their imaginations a rest and actually witness Sparklepants getting naked. Unfortunately, since he hasn’t seen the final cut, his body may not be as exposed as we’d hope. So keep your fingers crossed ladies. Very soon R-Patz will be showing off more than just his abs!

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Robert Pattinson and Leighton Meester Shacking Up?

Robert Pattinson fans may need to sit down before reading this…. Our beloved Sparklepants is reportedly cheating on his girlfriend Kristen Stewart with “Gossip Girl” actress Leighton Meester.

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“InTouch Weekly” is reporting that Meester was seen hooking up with Pattinson after she recently ditched her co-star & boyfriend Sebastian Stan. Reportedly, Pattinson has shared at least one overnight stay at her New York apartment where he wasn’t seen leaving until 11 am the next morning.

Per InTouch:

“He ducked out of the building and hopped into a waiting car. He apparently spent the night with Leighton, and didn’t want anyone to know!” the insider says of the star, who even carried an overnight bag during his hasty exit. A friend of Leighton’s confirms the affair, adding that the pair are still in constant contact. “She’s having a texting romance with him, and is so into it. She talks with Rob almost daily,” her friend says.

I’m calling BS on this story right now … Robert has been pictured on a daily basis in Budapest and London filming his new movie, “Bel Ami” and was recently photographed with Stewart (Read about that HERE.) While I’m sure his member may be very impressive, I doubt it’s long enough to be scoring with Leighton all the way in NYC.