Robert Pattinson Wants to Date Again – VIDEO

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Robert Pattinson is still playing on the notion that he and Kristen Stewart aren’t making sweet dirty hipster love. Instead he is playing with the hearts of Twihards everywhere by announcing that he wants to date again.

“I would like to go on a date. I’m just saying. I’m just putting that out there. Because I never go on dates anymore. I don’t think settling down should be the same thing as getting married,” he says, adding with a laugh: “I mean, I guess settling down just means not sleeping with everybody. I don’t like the idea of having to settle, though.”

Sure. We can play along.

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Robert Pattinson’s Nude Details Photos and NSFW Video

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Details Magazine scored an interview with the Keeper of the Unicorn Field. Robert Pattinson hasn’t had a moment of rest in between filming the ‘Twilight’ saga, participating in several other films (Bel Ami, Remember Me), press events, junkets, photo shoots and endless interviews discussing every angle of his life.

“Seriously, you eventually realize you can’t make every single decision. I was always building, always protecting something. At the same time, I seemed to be losing the ability to move. I’d protected myself into checkmate. Even mentally.” In that moment, he has a realization: “I can barely remember the last two years. Not like a haze of partying or anything like that. Just . . . it’s been crazy.”

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Being stalked on a daily basis has grown monotonous. Pattinson jokes about the crazy fans and has been forced to find the humor in having a target on his back.

“I find it really funny—if I got shot, I would literally be in hysterics. I would be like, ‘Are you serious? Jesus Christ, get Zac Efron! He’s got more social relevance than I do.’”

The photo spread accompanying the interview (seen below) was difficult for Sparklepants. Two naked women simply made him uncomfortable during the NSFW Robert Pattinson photo shoot.

“I really hate vaginas. I’m allergic to vagina. But I can’t say I had no idea, because it was a 12-hour shoot, so you kind of get the picture that these women are going to stay naked after, like, five or six hours. But I wasn’t exactly prepared. I had no idea what to say to these girls. Thank God I was hungover.”

The Rest of the Details Magazine Interview Coverage is Below the Cut. Click “Read More…” Below the NSFW Photos of Robert Pattinson to Read About His Thoughts on Porn and More Photos…. OR You Can See the Newly Released Eclipse Movie Stills of Robert and Kristen’s Bed Scene by Clicking HERE!

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Robert Pattinson Likes to ‘Entertain’ Kristen Stewart While Drunk – Photos

Here is your daily dose of Robert Pattinson making sexy times with KStew brouhaha.

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Old Sparklepants took his unicorn patch to Vanity Fair and of course the mag addressed the rumors and stories of the elusive Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart dating. Both “Twilight” actors call the love stories “false” and eloquently state it’s all “retarded.”

“She’s influenced how I’ve done all the Twilight stuff. It’s quite nice to have someone who is genuinely indifferent to the whole spectacle of everything.” For the record, however, Pattinson says the rumors of a love affair are false: “It doesn’t make any difference what you say [to the tabloids]. I’ve literally been across the country [from Kristen], and it’s like ‘Oh, they were on secret dates!’ It’s like ‘Where? I can’t get out of my hotel room!’ ” Stewart is even more emphatic: “It’s so retarded,” she says. “We’re characters in this comic book.”

The director for the first film of the “Twilight” saga didn’t help by mentioning he spent his free time getting crunk and entertaining Kristen is his hotel room.

“What Rob and Kristen had is a multitude of feelings for each other. Complex feelings for each other,” says Hardwicke. “It was what we needed. Complex, intense fascination.”

I don’t think the world is ready for Sparklepants wearing nothing but a lampshade and singing “Show Me the Way to Go Home” while shaking his stanky leg for KStew, but it’s nice to know the possibility is there. I wonder if he did so wearing only the Edward Cullen undies?

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Robert Pattinson Documentary in the Works

This is nice. It’s been so long since I have done Robert Pattinson. I know, I know…I kid…not really.

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Daily we receive hundreds of comments on our new and old ‘Twlight Saga’ posts. Most of you blast me for my lack in believing the love of ROBSTEN (what the Twi-Hards call the Robert Pattinson Kristen Stewart love pudding). Others rag me for finding Stewart foul and unattractive. You remind me how jealous I am of her and her mullet and how I wish I was the one that got paid to make out with Rob. You got one of those right TwiHards, except the studio could save a lot of cash as I would make it with Sparklepants for free. I would even pay them–like sell a kidney pay them, but I digress.

You’re nuttery has not gone unnoticed by the Hollywood Dames or by movie studios. UK production company, Revolver, released this week that they have purchased the rights to a documentary featuring Pattinson and his, um, incredible fan base to be titled: ‘Robsessed.’

Via Screen Daily:

“The documentary looks at the teenage phenomenon known as being ‘Rob-sessed’ and Pattinson’s rise to one of the most sought-after young actors after winning over fans and critics with his performance in Twilight, based on the Stephanie Meyer novels.

Justin Marciano, chief executive of Revolver, said: ‘Teenagers just can’t get enough of Robert Pattinson and this broadcast quality biography is guaranteed to deliver whether on TV or home entertainment.’”

I remember watching this documentary when it starred The New Kids on the Block. After that, wasn’t it *NSync? Poor Zac Efron…no one wants a documentary about him or his hair.

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Michael Angarano Trying to Break Up Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart

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Before the Robsten fans out there start sending me Twi-hard hate mail (oh, and we do read it kittens, and we do love it!), we need to remember that there is no confirmation that Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson are even dating, or even making out, or even bumping uglies. It’s all speculation.

But it is fun to assume isn’t it?

As we reported a while back (click here to see Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart Kissing Photos), KStew and Sparklepants were seen recently at a Kings of Leon concert getting rather close while seeming to not only ignore their co-stars who were seated with them, but also the fact that 10,000 others were in the auditorium that night as well.

Reports that Stewart dumped her long-time boyfriend, Michael Angarano in order to hook-up with Pattinson have been circulating for months…they started right around the time of the MTV Movie Awards when Stewart arrived solo, left with Pattinson, and then was spotted telling him goodbye the following morning while looking a little shameful (my mother calls this the rode hard and put away wet look).

But the reports have switched. Now it’s being reported that Angarano is patiently waiting for his lady love to bring her affection back to reality from the land of the Sparkle. Note to Angarano: you don’t stand a chance.

Via Celebitchy Per National Enquirer:

“Michael’s convinced Kristen’s going to tire of Rob, he’s still crazy about her, so he’s positioning himself to be there when the Rob romance crumbles. But Michael’s patient,” said the insider. “They hardly ever argued, and they both had similar tastes in music, books and travel.”

Despite their breakup, the two “have remained great friends,” disclosed the insider. “They talk regularly.”

Am I still the ONLY person who doesn’t get the appeal of this chick? She has a gait like a man, always looks bored, and comes off as completely annoyed by the existence of everything and everyone.

Michael needs to move on to what he can: Avril Levine or one of the understudies for the Pussycat Dolls.

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Robert Pattinson’s New Girlfriend Just a Friend

Shannon Woodward is now a marked woman. “The Riches” actress was spotted this weekend walking around Beverly Hills with current ‘it’ boy (and my boyfriend) Robert Pattinson. *Cue thousands of crying teenaged and not-so teenaged girls.

Robert was back in LA doing screen tests with Emmy Rossum who, it is rumored, will be starring with Pattinson in the flick “Remember Me” which begins filming this June during Pattinson’s short break in between filming “New Moon” and “Eclipse”. Worry not. Pattinson’s girlfriend is just a friend.

Never fear little TwiHards. You know that I have done extensive investigative reporting on this one, and it looks like we don’t have anything to worry about.

Via Just Jared Jr.:

“FYI: Shannon is dating one of Rob’s friends (Andrew Garfield).”

Phew. This is good news for Shannon who likely would have been a victim of a random shanking.

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Robert Pattinson Got Drunk and Proposed to Kristen Stewart

I may or may not have done this several times. I typically get trashed and propose to street lamps, the guy at the liquor store (or ‘The place where the Lord of the Booze lives”) and several bartenders.

Robert Pattinson was spilling his tender little feelings. He talked about how fantastic his “Twilight” costar is and how he has squishy feelings for Kristen Stewart to J-14.

Per J-14 Print Edition:

The actor even revealed he once proposed to her even though he can’t remember when it happened.

“She’s basically the reason I did the film. I can’t even remember when this happened, but Kristen is like ‘Yeah, you did.’ Kristen is amazing, and your first impulse is to ask her for her phone number. But then I forced myself to remember that 90 percent of what you do on screen is acting and make things up.”

We’ve all been there. But seriously. These two need to hump and get over it already.

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Courtney Love’s Daughter Dating Robert Pattinson !?!

Say it isn’t so!!! OK-I will. It isn’t so. But that isn’t deterring Courtney Love from trying her hardest to land her daughter Frances Bean, a date with “Twilight” hottie Robert Pattinson.

According to the UK’s Daily Mail, Frances Bean, 16, like all other females-and likely a large percentage of males on earth, is infatuated with R. Pattz Sparklepants. And, like any good “recovering” addict mother, Courtney Love is using the remaining 2 minutes of 15 minutes of fame to try to land her daughter a date with the British heartthrob. Courtney has even gone so far as to look for a home for herself and the Bean in London, Pattinson’s hometown.

Via The Daily Mail:

“Courtney thinks he’s charming and handsome and absolutely has to be Frances’s first date, She’s doing everything she can to engineer another meeting,” says a source.

If the mere thought of dating someone who is genetically half Courtney Love alone doesn’t creep Rob out, then surely the fact that dating Frances Bean is a felony would; he is 22, she is only 16. Something Mom seems to have overlooked.

Certainly Courney’s typical ‘motherly’ behavior, like flashing her crotch at celebrity roasts and getting pushed around the beaches of Malibu in a shopping cart, will not hinder Frances’s ability to land the man of her dreams.

Pattinson has been MIA since shortly before Christmas when he was spotted arriving at London’s Heathrow airport to spend the holidays with his family. Don’t worry ladies, I plan to release him from my basement where I have been holding him captive in time for production of “New Moon” in March. He sends his best.

Robert Pattinson Still Obsessed with Kristen Stewart

This love triangle that Robert Pattinson has got following him won’t die down. First he is rumored to be wooing the arm candy of Joe Jonas, Camilla Belle. Then he admitted he has a thing for Kristen Stewart. Follow that up with rumors that Pattinson is dating Nikki Reed. His “Twilight” costar, Nikki plays Rosalie, are rumored to be an item, but they are being forced to keep it hush-hush for fear that their relationship will become associated with his onscreen sister a freak fans.

Rob and Reed were spotted box shopping a few weeks ago after he cut his signature locks. But that didn’t stop “spies” from telling Life and Style Weekly that Sparklepants still has an obsession with Stewart.

“Rob is fascinated by Kristen and has developed a crush on her.”

Kristen is still in a long term relationship with fellow actor Michael Angarano. Meanwhile more vampire comes to the gossip mill as Kellan Lutz, who palys Emmet Cullen, has been getting hot and heavy with “90210” star AnnaLynne McCord.

“They didn’t hold back partying at EMM Group’s New Year’s Eve bash at the Shore Club’s Skybar. ‘They were hardcore making out in the lobby in the wee hours of the morning,’ says an onlooker. A few days later, the couple hit South Beach, where, says an eyewitness, ‘AnnaLynne and Kellan were very much together.’”

Good Lord. Is this “Big Love” or “Twilight” Actors Gone Wild?

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