Say it isn’t so!!! OK-I will. It isn’t so. But that isn’t deterring Courtney Love from trying her hardest to land her daughter Frances Bean, a date with “Twilight” hottie Robert Pattinson.

According to the UK’s Daily Mail, Frances Bean, 16, like all other females-and likely a large percentage of males on earth, is infatuated with R. Pattz Sparklepants. And, like any good “recovering” addict mother, Courtney Love is using the remaining 2 minutes of 15 minutes of fame to try to land her daughter a date with the British heartthrob. Courtney has even gone so far as to look for a home for herself and the Bean in London, Pattinson’s hometown.

Via The Daily Mail:

“Courtney thinks he’s charming and handsome and absolutely has to be Frances’s first date, She’s doing everything she can to engineer another meeting,” says a source.

If the mere thought of dating someone who is genetically half Courtney Love alone doesn’t creep Rob out, then surely the fact that dating Frances Bean is a felony would; he is 22, she is only 16. Something Mom seems to have overlooked.

Certainly Courney’s typical ‘motherly’ behavior, like flashing her crotch at celebrity roasts and getting pushed around the beaches of Malibu in a shopping cart, will not hinder Frances’s ability to land the man of her dreams.

Pattinson has been MIA since shortly before Christmas when he was spotted arriving at London’s Heathrow airport to spend the holidays with his family. Don’t worry ladies, I plan to release him from my basement where I have been holding him captive in time for production of “New Moon” in March. He sends his best.