You are here: Home / Archives for Robert Pattinson IMDB

Robert Pattinson Scores Colin Farrell’s ‘Cosmopolis’ Role

January 5, 2011 By 3 Comments

While his “Twilight Saga” cast-mates are busy staging paparazzi photos (yea, I am talking to you Kellen Lutz!), Robert Pattinson is busy booking more acting jobs.

Aside from his roles in the upcoming ‘Water for Elephants’ and ‘Bel Ami,’ Pattinson is now slated to take on the lead role of Eric Packer in the film adaptation of Don DeLillo’s novel, ‘Cosmopolis.’

Via Deadline:

“[Pattinson]will play Eric Packer. A financial wunderkind, Packer risks his entire fortune to bet against the yen on a tumultuous day. His deed puts him in the crosshairs for assassination in a drama that is a study of capitalism in a slightly futuristic metropolis. Most of the scenes in the book take place in the limousine that transports Packer from place to place. Marion Cotillard and Paul Giamatti are also reportedly doing the film, but those same reports had Colin Farrell poised to take the lead role.”

Unlike other young actors who seem to take any role offered to them (now I am still talking to you Kellen Lutz!), Pattinson has been quite selective with his roles, choosing to star alongside Oscar winners such as Reese Witherspoon, Christoph Waltz, and now Marion Cotillard.

The Dame’s Link Worthy:

Behind the scenes of Californication-Busy Bee Blogger

Gwyneth Paltrow says “F-U!”- I Need My Fix

[Keep Clicking Thumbnails for a Larger Image]

Images Via: wenn.com

Filed Under: "Twilight Saga News", Celebrity Gossip, Movies, Robert Pattinson Tagged With: , , , , , , , ,

Robert Pattinson’s Bedroom-Photos

February 8, 2010 By 1 Comment

We haven’t had a good Robert Pattinson story since his beard spoke-out to help Haiti.

robert-pattinson-bedroom

But now all you Twihards are getting about as close to Sparklepants’s bedroom as you ever will.

Entertainment Wise got ahold of some audition video and stills of Rob in what appears to be his bedroom. Apparently, he has a thing for Maggie Gyllenhaal (i.e. The Secretary poster).

Via Entertainment Wise:

“We came across these stills from an audition tape Rob made for the film How To Be. From the looks of things Rob is acting in what could have been his bedroom (SCCCRRREAAAMMM) and looking very relaxed in a tshirt and minus his trade mark quiff.”

His room looks surprisingly like that of a guy’s I dated in college. Minus the Bud Light can collection and the industrial sized bottle of lube he kept on the coffee table.

[Keep Clicking Thumbnails for a Larger Image]

Images Via: Entertainmentwise

Filed Under: Celebrity Gossip, Robert Pattinson Tagged With: , , , , , , , , ,

Robert Pattinson and Nicole Kidman to Make Erotic Film- UPDATE

November 4, 2009 By 2 Comments

nicole kidman robert-pattinson-as-edward-cullen-in-new-moon-1.jpg

Apparently, it’s a Nicole Kidman news day. This usually means that I down a bag of Better Made chips and a vodka martini before writing, but, when you throw in Robert Pattinson and the word ‘Erotic’, I can managed.

According to various reports, Sparklepants is taking his unicorn patch (as The Dame calls it) back to his native London in February in order to begin production of the film “Bel Ami” with Nicole Kidman.

production-weekly-robert-pattinson-twittter-1

“The story [is] about a young man’s rise to the top of Parisian high society in the 1890s, via the beds of the city’s most glamorous and influential women.”

This isn’t the first time Pattinson has made a sexually charged movie. The ‘Twilight’ star also played Salvadore Dali in ‘Little Ashes‘ last year which had him prancing around nearly nude and getting-it-on with his male co-star.

Production Weekly confirmed the news via their Twitter page pretty much confirming the news.

I am not sure how I feel about this Kittens. Though I never pass up an opportunity to see Sparklepants in films listed as “erotically charged,” the thought of him writhing around with Kidman makes me want to pop in my DVD of ‘Twilight’ and take a cold shower.

UPDATE:

According to the folks over at Gossip Cop-Kidman is already out. Or, was never really in to begin with.

Via Gossip Cop:

“What’s NOT true is that Kidman will star opposite Pattinson. While she did consider the project, the film’s timing didn’t work out. Kidman’s rep told Gossip Cop that ‘Bel Ami’ is ‘categorically not happening for her.’”

This has saved me from bringing a barf-bag to the premiere.

[Keep Clicking Thumbnails for a Larger Image]

Images Via: WENN.com, Robsessed

Filed Under: Celebrity Gossip, Movies, Nicole Kidman, Robert Pattinson Tagged With: , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , ,

Robert Pattinson Likes to ‘Entertain’ Kristen Stewart While Drunk – Photos

November 2, 2009 By 3 Comments

Here is your daily dose of Robert Pattinson making sexy times with KStew brouhaha.

robert-pattinson-vanity-fair-10

Old Sparklepants took his unicorn patch to Vanity Fair and of course the mag addressed the rumors and stories of the elusive Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart dating. Both “Twilight” actors call the love stories “false” and eloquently state it’s all “retarded.”

“She’s influenced how I’ve done all the Twilight stuff. It’s quite nice to have someone who is genuinely indifferent to the whole spectacle of everything.” For the record, however, Pattinson says the rumors of a love affair are false: “It doesn’t make any difference what you say [to the tabloids]. I’ve literally been across the country [from Kristen], and it’s like ‘Oh, they were on secret dates!’ It’s like ‘Where? I can’t get out of my hotel room!’ ” Stewart is even more emphatic: “It’s so retarded,” she says. “We’re characters in this comic book.”

The director for the first film of the “Twilight” saga didn’t help by mentioning he spent his free time getting crunk and entertaining Kristen is his hotel room.

“What Rob and Kristen had is a multitude of feelings for each other. Complex feelings for each other,” says Hardwicke. “It was what we needed. Complex, intense fascination.”

I don’t think the world is ready for Sparklepants wearing nothing but a lampshade and singing “Show Me the Way to Go Home” while shaking his stanky leg for KStew, but it’s nice to know the possibility is there. I wonder if he did so wearing only the Edward Cullen undies?

[Keep Clicking Thumbnails for a Larger Image]

Images Via: VF.com

Filed Under: "Twilight Saga News", Celebrity Gossip, Celebrity Hook Ups, Celebrity Quotes, Drugs and Alcohol, Kristen Stewart, Magazines, Robert Pattinson Tagged With: , , , , , , , , , , , , , , ,

Robert Pattinson’s Underwear for Sale

October 29, 2009 By 3 Comments

rpattzpanties

No kittens, this isn’t a joke. Those are panties…and that is the beloved face of Robert Pattinson spread across them.

With only a few weeks left until the official release of “The Twilight Saga: New Moon,” the folks that distribute Twihard trinkets have taken their obsession to the next level with the release of Sparklepanties.

Via D-Listed:

“At this point, it won’t be long for some b****es puts out sparkly Twitamponz.”

I wonder what Robert Pattinson thinks about having his signature riding up into no-man’s-land?

However, I must admit that with the purchase of these panties, I will finally have Sparklepants exactly where he belongs.

Image Via: D Listed

Filed Under: "Twilight Saga News", Fashion Disaster, Fashion News, Robert Pattinson, WTF?!? Tagged With: , , , , , , , , , , ,

Robert Pattinson To Quit Acting

October 16, 2009 By 1 Comment

EEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKK NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

robert-pattinson-quits-acting

That, my friends, is the creepy cry of the Twi-Hards upon learning that their beloved Robert Pattinson is thinking of hanging up his acting fangs.

In a recent interview with Seventeen Magazine, the current hot commodity and my former love slave (I had to let him out of the basement to shoot ‘Eclipse’, ok?) stated that he isn’t sure how long his acting career will last.

Via MTV UK:

“I don’t even know if I want to be an actor that long. I don’t even know how to be someone else… if I start doing lame work, I’m not going to stick around and do it!”

Sparklepants, I think this means you should have stopped with ‘The Haunted Airman’. Yea, Twi-Hards, I said it.

He then went on to compare himself to rapper Eminem.

“When the first film came out I felt like a complete tosser, It looked like I was trying to be cool or something, like Eminem. You know, to be in a movie and then do a song for the soundtrack. But I didn’t look cool, I just looked ridiculous.”

I don’t know about that Sparks…you have way better hair than Em.

[Keep Clicking Thumbnails for a Larger Image]

Images Via: Us Weekly, JJB

Filed Under: "Twilight Saga News", Celebrity Gossip, Robert Pattinson, Uncategorized Tagged With: , , , , , , ,

Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart to Admit They’re Dating

September 24, 2009 By 25 Comments

robert-pattinson-and-kristen-stewart-dating

Snore.

Robert Pattinson makes me giggle with Twihard glee, but I am getting too bored with the ‘are they?’ or ‘aren’t they?’ rumors between him and his ‘Twilight Saga’ co-star, Kristen Stewart.

It is now being reported that the two have decided to come out of the open and completely transparent closet of love and sweat in the December issue of ‘Harper’s Bazaar’ Magazine.

Via PopCrunch:

“The tell-all interview with [sic] confirm months of speculation romantically-linking the young stars of the wildy-successful vampire franchise, insiders reveal in the Oct. 5 edition of In Touch Weekly.”

At this point, unless KStew also reveals that she is pregnant with Sparklepants‘ vampire love child while riding a pony and singing ‘We Are the World’, I am completely uninterested.

NOTE from The Dame – I too feel that these two are humping and whether or not a relationship has been formed is pretty dull at this point. However, I would like to mention that the above photo is the work of a Twi-hard and is photoshopped after a bit of research (i.e. scathing and crazy emails). So please read this ENTIRE post before complaining that it is a fake.

UPDATE – It appears that Robert Pattinson has confirmed he and Kristen Stewart ARE a couple. Click HERE for the full updated report and explanation as to why they play coy.

Filed Under: "Twilight Saga News", Celebrity Couples, Celebrity Gossip, Celebrity Hook Ups, Kristen Stewart, Magazines, Robert Pattinson Tagged With: , , , , , , , , , , , , , , ,