Robert Pattinson Afraid to Propose to Kristen Stewart?!?

Fresh off the taming of his unicorn patch, Robert Pattinson (along with co-stars Kristen Stewart and Taylor Lautner) granted the fine folks at USA Today a brief insight to the filming of the third installment of the Twlight-a-polooza, ‘Eclipse.’

And though Sparklepants and Stewart likely spend their Tuesdays watching American Idol and playing a little slap-and-tickle, apparently, having to propose to his off-screen love on-screen was a little daunting.

Via USA Today:

“I was dreading the day it was coming,” he says of the scene that was held until the very end of the shoot. “The first time I read the script, I thought, ‘This is impossible.’ ” References to “promenades” and sharing “iced tea on the porch” as Edward explains how he would have courted Bella in the old days especially stuck in his throat. “It’s so earnest. I finally convinced the producers that you can play it with a bit of awareness of not being a fictional character. I’m not trying to be part of a Gothic novel.”

When Pattinson finally watched it, however, he was pleasantly surprised. “It seems different when you see it.”

See Twihards?! It’s OK. Pattinson will likely find a classier means of proposing to Stewart (for real) when the time is right. I am thinking it will involve a pint of Boddington’s, a mask, and choir boys.

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Robert Pattinson Likes to ‘Entertain’ Kristen Stewart While Drunk – Photos

Here is your daily dose of Robert Pattinson making sexy times with KStew brouhaha.

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Old Sparklepants took his unicorn patch to Vanity Fair and of course the mag addressed the rumors and stories of the elusive Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart dating. Both “Twilight” actors call the love stories “false” and eloquently state it’s all “retarded.”

“She’s influenced how I’ve done all the Twilight stuff. It’s quite nice to have someone who is genuinely indifferent to the whole spectacle of everything.” For the record, however, Pattinson says the rumors of a love affair are false: “It doesn’t make any difference what you say [to the tabloids]. I’ve literally been across the country [from Kristen], and it’s like ‘Oh, they were on secret dates!’ It’s like ‘Where? I can’t get out of my hotel room!’ ” Stewart is even more emphatic: “It’s so retarded,” she says. “We’re characters in this comic book.”

The director for the first film of the “Twilight” saga didn’t help by mentioning he spent his free time getting crunk and entertaining Kristen is his hotel room.

“What Rob and Kristen had is a multitude of feelings for each other. Complex feelings for each other,” says Hardwicke. “It was what we needed. Complex, intense fascination.”

I don’t think the world is ready for Sparklepants wearing nothing but a lampshade and singing “Show Me the Way to Go Home” while shaking his stanky leg for KStew, but it’s nice to know the possibility is there. I wonder if he did so wearing only the Edward Cullen undies?

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Robert Pattinson Laid Back Debonair in AnOther Man – Photos

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While many of you are probably google-ing debonair I will tell you here and now that it doesn’t mean sex fiend or single and looking for a diamond in the rough.

Robert Pattinson, one of the most sought after men in movies at the moment, is featured in issue 9 of AnOther Man. The fashion sensitive issue hits stands on October 1st and features Sparklepants running his hand through his unicorn field in various poses. He also talks about his naivety when it came to just how big “Twilight” really was.

“It’s strange because even though the figures show that the books were successful and sold millions of copies, you couldn’t even buy them in London. I tried a couple of bookshops and they weren’t available. Hardly anyone I knew had read them apart from one girl, a friend of my sister. I had no idea at all. I’d seen Kristen Stewart in Into the Wild and some of the director Catherine Hardwicke’s other films, and that’s all I thought it was, something really small.”

Pattinson also divulges his method when it comes to his career path.

“Annoyingly, there are so few parts I feel I can add anything to, or that I want to do. I don’t want to be an actor for the sake of it. I don’t find any particular pleasure in being an attention-seeker.”

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