Robert Pattinson Afraid to Propose to Kristen Stewart?!?

Fresh off the taming of his unicorn patch, Robert Pattinson (along with co-stars Kristen Stewart and Taylor Lautner) granted the fine folks at USA Today a brief insight to the filming of the third installment of the Twlight-a-polooza, ‘Eclipse.’

And though Sparklepants and Stewart likely spend their Tuesdays watching American Idol and playing a little slap-and-tickle, apparently, having to propose to his off-screen love on-screen was a little daunting.

Via USA Today:

“I was dreading the day it was coming,” he says of the scene that was held until the very end of the shoot. “The first time I read the script, I thought, ‘This is impossible.’ ” References to “promenades” and sharing “iced tea on the porch” as Edward explains how he would have courted Bella in the old days especially stuck in his throat. “It’s so earnest. I finally convinced the producers that you can play it with a bit of awareness of not being a fictional character. I’m not trying to be part of a Gothic novel.”

When Pattinson finally watched it, however, he was pleasantly surprised. “It seems different when you see it.”

See Twihards?! It’s OK. Pattinson will likely find a classier means of proposing to Stewart (for real) when the time is right. I am thinking it will involve a pint of Boddington’s, a mask, and choir boys.

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Kristen Stewart Refused to Date Robert Pattinson, Plus Wax Figure – Photos

Robert Pattinson has reportedly claimed that Kristen Stewart played hard to get, initially refusing to go on dates with her “Twilight” co-star.

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Per MyGloss:

“I do think Kristen is amazing. I wanted to work with her the moment I met her. Our chemistry was so good. I asked her out a lot but she wasn’t having it.”

Persistence paid off for the heartthrob, who finally won her over, and the pair have been romantically linked since last year. Meanwhile, for those of you who’ve been dying for a chance to get within stalking range of Sparklepants now can get a wee bit closer, thanks to Madame Tussaud’s craftsmen – Pattinson has been immortalized in wax! Being revealed today in NYC’s Times Square, Pattinson’s figure looks amazingly life-like, complete with his messy hairdo and a white v-neck/black blazer combo. How long before Rob’s figure gets romantically linked to one of his waxy costars?

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Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart Getting Cozy

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Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart may not have been photographed together since the BAFTA after party Sunday, but they are still in London spending quality time together. According to UK’s “Sun,” Robert took Kristen to the Halfmoon pub in Putney, South West London, to see his sister Lizzie support Indie rock band “Starsailor” frontman James Walsh perform. Rob’s younger sister opened the show, but Walsh confirmed that Robert and Kristen made the show.

James, 29, said: “Robert and Kristen were there to support Lizzy as she took the stage. I was very flattered to learn they stuck around for my set too.” An onlooker added: “They were very low-key. You would not have guessed they were one of the most famous couples in the world.”

This after being seen the day before kissing at pub Marquis of Granby. And also the day before that in another London bar!

NICOLAS CLARK wrote on Twitter: “In Marquis of Granby with Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart!! A couple of kisses – left in separate cars.”

It seems growing evidence suggests Rob and Kristen are definitely an item, but leaving in separate cars? What’s up with that? We all know you’re a couple, just admit it already!

Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart Holding Hands-Photo

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Those classy broads over at Popsugar finally got what you Twihards have been waiting for: photographic evidence pretty much confirming Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart are a couple.

As the two boarded a plane from Paris to London, paps snapped pics of the two strolling arm-in-arm. It also appears KStew is trying to lock onto Pattinson’s man meat as well.

Before you doubters out there start bombarding me with tall-tales about how you and the male “friends” you have walk around in the same manner-spare me. Really.

It isn’t how their walking, or leaning on one another, that confirms it for me. It isn’t even the fact that the two seem to have forgotten Taylor Lautner is even there either. It’s his face. Look at him. He looks…happy. Genuine. And clean. Like, ‘I want to not stink in front of this girl’ clean. For men, this happens only rarely and those of you who are married know what I am talking about.

And her face as well. She’s not as bitchy and moaning looking like she usually is, especially considering they are leaving one press junket for another-something Stewart seems to despise. She is enjoying her company and I am pretty sure she isn’t even aware that anyone other than Sparklepants is there.

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Robert Pattinson Likes to ‘Entertain’ Kristen Stewart While Drunk – Photos

Here is your daily dose of Robert Pattinson making sexy times with KStew brouhaha.

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Old Sparklepants took his unicorn patch to Vanity Fair and of course the mag addressed the rumors and stories of the elusive Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart dating. Both “Twilight” actors call the love stories “false” and eloquently state it’s all “retarded.”

“She’s influenced how I’ve done all the Twilight stuff. It’s quite nice to have someone who is genuinely indifferent to the whole spectacle of everything.” For the record, however, Pattinson says the rumors of a love affair are false: “It doesn’t make any difference what you say [to the tabloids]. I’ve literally been across the country [from Kristen], and it’s like ‘Oh, they were on secret dates!’ It’s like ‘Where? I can’t get out of my hotel room!’ ” Stewart is even more emphatic: “It’s so retarded,” she says. “We’re characters in this comic book.”

The director for the first film of the “Twilight” saga didn’t help by mentioning he spent his free time getting crunk and entertaining Kristen is his hotel room.

“What Rob and Kristen had is a multitude of feelings for each other. Complex feelings for each other,” says Hardwicke. “It was what we needed. Complex, intense fascination.”

I don’t think the world is ready for Sparklepants wearing nothing but a lampshade and singing “Show Me the Way to Go Home” while shaking his stanky leg for KStew, but it’s nice to know the possibility is there. I wonder if he did so wearing only the Edward Cullen undies?

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Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart to Admit They’re Dating

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Snore.

Robert Pattinson makes me giggle with Twihard glee, but I am getting too bored with the ‘are they?’ or ‘aren’t they?’ rumors between him and his ‘Twilight Saga’ co-star, Kristen Stewart.

It is now being reported that the two have decided to come out of the open and completely transparent closet of love and sweat in the December issue of ‘Harper’s Bazaar’ Magazine.

Via PopCrunch:

“The tell-all interview with [sic] confirm months of speculation romantically-linking the young stars of the wildy-successful vampire franchise, insiders reveal in the Oct. 5 edition of In Touch Weekly.”

At this point, unless KStew also reveals that she is pregnant with Sparklepants‘ vampire love child while riding a pony and singing ‘We Are the World’, I am completely uninterested.

NOTE from The Dame – I too feel that these two are humping and whether or not a relationship has been formed is pretty dull at this point. However, I would like to mention that the above photo is the work of a Twi-hard and is photoshopped after a bit of research (i.e. scathing and crazy emails). So please read this ENTIRE post before complaining that it is a fake.

UPDATE – It appears that Robert Pattinson has confirmed he and Kristen Stewart ARE a couple. Click HERE for the full updated report and explanation as to why they play coy.

Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart Kissing -Photos

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You didn’t misread the title this morning kittens and Twi-Hards everywhere. Go ahead and let out your little girl squee-as these pictures look a little convincing even for me.

It seems the ‘Twilight Saga:Eclipse’ cast had a group date this weekend and hit up the Kings of Leon concert in Vancouver. Most of the cast was there: Bryce Dallas Howard, Ashley Greene, Taylor Lautner, and of course, Bella and Edward themselves, Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson.

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It appears that the two leads spent time during the concert smoking, drinking beer, and getting quite cozy. Body language experts everywhere are on call this morning as it would seem Kristen and Rob are, wait for it, K-I-S-S-I-N-G in one of these photos. Gasp!

Naturally, if they even release a statement regarding these pics, we will get some shizz about how it was ‘really loud’ and they had to lean in order to hear one another. Funny though, since no one else with them appears to be making-out in order to get their words across.

Play the photo-assumption game all you want with these pics. It’s a fun game. In fact, when I play, I am the one that Kellen Lutz is texting.

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