Robert Pattinson’s Ideal Girlfriend

Robert Pattinson likes his ladies strong and dark…like my coffee.

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In an interview with OK! Magazine, Sparklepants describes what he looks for in a full-time lover.

Via OK!:

“I like people who are strong and have a lot of darkness to them. If she’s attractive, it doesn’t really matter [laughs]! I kind of prefer that [women approach me] and if they’re a fan, it’s perfect.”

Pattinson was caught holding hands with his co-star Kristen Stewart yesterday (check out those photos by clicking here).

I guess she fits the “strong and dark” requirement he’s looking for, but so did Bea Arthur.

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Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart Holding Hands-Photo

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Those classy broads over at Popsugar finally got what you Twihards have been waiting for: photographic evidence pretty much confirming Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart are a couple.

As the two boarded a plane from Paris to London, paps snapped pics of the two strolling arm-in-arm. It also appears KStew is trying to lock onto Pattinson’s man meat as well.

Before you doubters out there start bombarding me with tall-tales about how you and the male “friends” you have walk around in the same manner-spare me. Really.

It isn’t how their walking, or leaning on one another, that confirms it for me. It isn’t even the fact that the two seem to have forgotten Taylor Lautner is even there either. It’s his face. Look at him. He looks…happy. Genuine. And clean. Like, ‘I want to not stink in front of this girl’ clean. For men, this happens only rarely and those of you who are married know what I am talking about.

And her face as well. She’s not as bitchy and moaning looking like she usually is, especially considering they are leaving one press junket for another-something Stewart seems to despise. She is enjoying her company and I am pretty sure she isn’t even aware that anyone other than Sparklepants is there.

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