Robert Pattinson Afraid to Propose to Kristen Stewart?!?

Fresh off the taming of his unicorn patch, Robert Pattinson (along with co-stars Kristen Stewart and Taylor Lautner) granted the fine folks at USA Today a brief insight to the filming of the third installment of the Twlight-a-polooza, ‘Eclipse.’

And though Sparklepants and Stewart likely spend their Tuesdays watching American Idol and playing a little slap-and-tickle, apparently, having to propose to his off-screen love on-screen was a little daunting.

Via USA Today:

“I was dreading the day it was coming,” he says of the scene that was held until the very end of the shoot. “The first time I read the script, I thought, ‘This is impossible.’ ” References to “promenades” and sharing “iced tea on the porch” as Edward explains how he would have courted Bella in the old days especially stuck in his throat. “It’s so earnest. I finally convinced the producers that you can play it with a bit of awareness of not being a fictional character. I’m not trying to be part of a Gothic novel.”

When Pattinson finally watched it, however, he was pleasantly surprised. “It seems different when you see it.”

See Twihards?! It’s OK. Pattinson will likely find a classier means of proposing to Stewart (for real) when the time is right. I am thinking it will involve a pint of Boddington’s, a mask, and choir boys.

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Robert Pattinson Likes to ‘Entertain’ Kristen Stewart While Drunk – Photos

Here is your daily dose of Robert Pattinson making sexy times with KStew brouhaha.

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Old Sparklepants took his unicorn patch to Vanity Fair and of course the mag addressed the rumors and stories of the elusive Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart dating. Both “Twilight” actors call the love stories “false” and eloquently state it’s all “retarded.”

“She’s influenced how I’ve done all the Twilight stuff. It’s quite nice to have someone who is genuinely indifferent to the whole spectacle of everything.” For the record, however, Pattinson says the rumors of a love affair are false: “It doesn’t make any difference what you say [to the tabloids]. I’ve literally been across the country [from Kristen], and it’s like ‘Oh, they were on secret dates!’ It’s like ‘Where? I can’t get out of my hotel room!’ ” Stewart is even more emphatic: “It’s so retarded,” she says. “We’re characters in this comic book.”

The director for the first film of the “Twilight” saga didn’t help by mentioning he spent his free time getting crunk and entertaining Kristen is his hotel room.

“What Rob and Kristen had is a multitude of feelings for each other. Complex feelings for each other,” says Hardwicke. “It was what we needed. Complex, intense fascination.”

I don’t think the world is ready for Sparklepants wearing nothing but a lampshade and singing “Show Me the Way to Go Home” while shaking his stanky leg for KStew, but it’s nice to know the possibility is there. I wonder if he did so wearing only the Edward Cullen undies?

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Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart Kissing -Photos

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You didn’t misread the title this morning kittens and Twi-Hards everywhere. Go ahead and let out your little girl squee-as these pictures look a little convincing even for me.

It seems the ‘Twilight Saga:Eclipse’ cast had a group date this weekend and hit up the Kings of Leon concert in Vancouver. Most of the cast was there: Bryce Dallas Howard, Ashley Greene, Taylor Lautner, and of course, Bella and Edward themselves, Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson.

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It appears that the two leads spent time during the concert smoking, drinking beer, and getting quite cozy. Body language experts everywhere are on call this morning as it would seem Kristen and Rob are, wait for it, K-I-S-S-I-N-G in one of these photos. Gasp!

Naturally, if they even release a statement regarding these pics, we will get some shizz about how it was ‘really loud’ and they had to lean in order to hear one another. Funny though, since no one else with them appears to be making-out in order to get their words across.

Play the photo-assumption game all you want with these pics. It’s a fun game. In fact, when I play, I am the one that Kellen Lutz is texting.

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