Robert Pattinson’s Nude Details Photos and NSFW Video

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Details Magazine scored an interview with the Keeper of the Unicorn Field. Robert Pattinson hasn’t had a moment of rest in between filming the ‘Twilight’ saga, participating in several other films (Bel Ami, Remember Me), press events, junkets, photo shoots and endless interviews discussing every angle of his life.

“Seriously, you eventually realize you can’t make every single decision. I was always building, always protecting something. At the same time, I seemed to be losing the ability to move. I’d protected myself into checkmate. Even mentally.” In that moment, he has a realization: “I can barely remember the last two years. Not like a haze of partying or anything like that. Just . . . it’s been crazy.”

[Robert Pattinson Nude, NSFW Video for Details Magazine]

Being stalked on a daily basis has grown monotonous. Pattinson jokes about the crazy fans and has been forced to find the humor in having a target on his back.

“I find it really funny—if I got shot, I would literally be in hysterics. I would be like, ‘Are you serious? Jesus Christ, get Zac Efron! He’s got more social relevance than I do.’”

The photo spread accompanying the interview (seen below) was difficult for Sparklepants. Two naked women simply made him uncomfortable during the NSFW Robert Pattinson photo shoot.

“I really hate vaginas. I’m allergic to vagina. But I can’t say I had no idea, because it was a 12-hour shoot, so you kind of get the picture that these women are going to stay naked after, like, five or six hours. But I wasn’t exactly prepared. I had no idea what to say to these girls. Thank God I was hungover.”

The Rest of the Details Magazine Interview Coverage is Below the Cut. Click “Read More…” Below the NSFW Photos of Robert Pattinson to Read About His Thoughts on Porn and More Photos…. OR You Can See the Newly Released Eclipse Movie Stills of Robert and Kristen’s Bed Scene by Clicking HERE!

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Robert Pattinson Nude Bath – Video

Rub-a Dub Dub… Sparklepants is in the tub!

I know at this point I could be writing about the plague of hunger ravaging the world or announce that Brad Pitt has left Angelina Jolie for George Clooney to make sweet, sweet man lovin’ and a total of 3 people would read it. All thanks to the above video of Robert Pattinson naked in a bathtub.

Before you explode tween angst everywhere and launch a crusade to save him from my basement and mandatory sponge baths, I am not holding him captive. This is a scene from Spaklepants’ other movie (yes he is in other films than “Twilight”) “The Haunted Airman”. The made for tv movie is bases on Pattinson’s character who is a flight lieutenant. Do to war wounds he is confined to a wheelchair and has to be washed by an assistant.

How many of you R.Patz Sparklepants ho’s are wishing you were the assistant?